Quoted:
our social director has issues......
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<snarl> First of all, Social Director, lofty title that it is (self-appointed, may I remind you
) should ALWAYS be capitalized....
Secondly, if you ever use a wuss phrase like "issues" to describe one of my (thankfully few) problems again, I'll spank you like a naughty HiramRanger.
Just to clear it up, in case any other smartass might get the idea that I have freaking-la-dee-da "issues"
, try this on for size:
A disreputable contracter is into my guys for about 80 grand. Not wanting to see this happen before the Holidays and take 3-5 years to arbitrate, I have agreed to be point man on a picket line to force a dialogue between heretofore "silent" parties that might be able to loosen the purse.
As is my usual tactic in something like this situation, I have pre-alerted the local PD and their PBA rep so they don't get blind-sided by some politician calling them.
Long and the short of it, if somebody decides to break my balls on this, I may have to submit to a pro-forma arrest for some shit like trespassing or disorderly conduct to make a point (trust me, it's no big deal) but still may lead to me having to cool my heels in the jug until a judge convenes court on Monday...
Sooo.....why you guys are having fun at dinner, raise a glass to your sweet, delicate friend, Heckpuppy40 and hope that he can resolve his
issues in a timely (I friggin' HATE cheese sandwiches) manner.
<edited to fix typos.>