I got this "endorsement" in the mail today:

"Dear Alabama Hometown Forum Members:

I cannot believe you would consider wasting your vote on a beer-swilling, gun toting butt-reaming asshole such as The_Beer_Slayer.

If he is elected I will be forced to kill myself in a very graphic and public manner.

Sincerely,

Michael Moore"

Quoted: I got this "endorsement" in the mail today: "Dear Alabama Hometown Forum Members: I cannot believe you would consider wasting your vote on a beer-swilling, gun toting butt-reaming asshole such as The_Beer_Slayer. If he is elected I will be forced to kill myself in a very graphic and public manner. Sincerely, Michael Moore"

Well, I guess after that we'll have to stage a coup if  T_B_S doesn't win at the ballott box..it's a moral imperative!

I got this "endorsement" in the mail today: "Dear Alabama Hometown Forum Members: I cannot believe you would consider wasting your vote on a beer-swilling, gun toting butt-reaming asshole such as The_Beer_Slayer. If he is elected I will be forced to kill myself in a very graphic and public manner. Sincerely, Michael Moore"

Please let me know where and when this event is supposed to happen so that I can set up a ticket booth.

I'll go for the director of porn slot.  God knows that a comp with 160 GB HD, and another with 100 GB HD aren't enough.  Imagine what I could do with a state wide server.
oh BTW how much is in the AL State Treasury?  Might have to raise taxes on all registered Democrats.

Quoted: i have also decided to redo the vulcan statue atop red mountain. it will be turned toward larry langfords house and the torch will be replaced with the finger.

In addition, can we get a sign hung up there that says "Speak English or Go Back!", please?


Woody

I want to change my vote. Beerslayer just locked my liberal males are pussies thread. Damn. I was just starting to have fun. NOT a good indicator of how he would be as govenor.


rk

ggggggrrrrrrr......I was really looking forward to discussing (bashing) the liberal males pussies.
Very disappointed in you, Beer Slayer...............Oh, wait....I'm the secretary of PORN!!!!!!......Why am I so upset.......happy again....

GhostCat

I'd vote for ya, but I live a little too far north.  

Tell ya what....

I'll send a "campaign contribution". You know, the usual plain briefcase, loaded with large denominations, non-sequential of course,.........IF you promise to:

1. Still come up to the Camden Shoot,
and...
2. NOT to change the Alabame State Song to anything about "Roll Tide", or "War F&#$ing Eagle".  

Deal?  


HKO

Beer Slayer you have won my vote sir!  I would like to add that I approve the abolishment of welfare as well.  I believe in the support of human rights that all folks are created equal and that everyone should have a job whether they wan't one or not!  Other words, if folks can breed then they can work for a living just like I do!!!  I think the welfare system is just a poor excuse for a lazy bastard or bitch to sit on their ass and breed whilst the working man pay for their sorriness.  I think you should enforce mandatory firearm ownership upon law abiding citizens and also that all law abiding citizens should be granted leave time from work for mandatory hunting excursions.  I believe all good men should have the time to take their sons and DAUGHTERS hunting and fishing!  I believe we should all apreciate what God has given us and that we should take advantage of it.  I do so believe in equality amongs all citizens of our great state.  I think you might also reinstate work and road crews among our prison inmates so that they know that crime in Alabam does indeed pay!  It should pay the citizens of our state and not lazy assed inmates!  I think the prison system should be made to be self sustained as well by having farms like the old days and by using prison labor to produce a profitable product in order to be self sufficient and not take away from the tax base.  I think that ALL education representatives should be conservative and not liberal.  I think that homosexuality is indeed a mental disorder and should be treated as such!  I think that all of the state employees should be given an IQ test and jobs for such folks should be assigned accordingly...This relates to a recent incident at my own home where county water crews ripped up one of my water lines whilst looking for a leak on their main line.  They told me that since they ripped up mine line that they didn't own it and it was my responsibility...oh yea, they did tell me to have a nice day!

I think we need more public gun ranges and I think that the manangement area gun hunt days are too suck!!!

Hmmmm, I can think of a bunch more stuff as well.  Let me know if you need or want any more recommendations.  I am a vet and a working man.  I feel the pain of the American taxpayer...believe it bro!!!   When you get elected I would be more than happy to be one of your advisors.  I only ask for free beer, Canadian Mist, and state wide hunting rights as payment!!!

Thanks,
Devoted supporter,
Wes

Edit to add:  Nukes rule!  Terrorists of any kind must be exucuted on site and any act of terrorism from any country declared must be retaliated upon with the nuking of said country and its religous sites and artifacts.  If we get attacked by Muslims I say we nuke Mecca or other important muslim holy sites.  They can attack our women and children why shouldn't we fight back on their terms?  We give them a battlefeild and soldiers ready to fight on that battlefield and they cower and attack from the back killing non combatants in a defenseless posture...They are all cowards and I hope God gives them what they deserve!

Wes

Wes

As far as executions, could wer reinstate drawing and quartering?

Quoted: I'd vote for ya, but I live a little too far north.   Tell ya what.... I'll send a "campaign contribution". You know, the usual plain briefcase, loaded with large denominations, non-sequential of course,.........IF you promise to: 1. Still come up to the Camden Shoot, and... 2. NOT to change the Alabame State Song to anything about "Roll Tide", or "War F&#$ing Eagle".   Deal?   HKO

IMHO, the official state song should be Sweet Home Alabama, and it should be a felony to record or play any version of it by anyone other than Lynyrd Skynyrd (their periodic bouts of anti-gun nuttiness aside).

(As a second choice, I could live with My Home's In Alabama as well...)

Where is this "Alabama"?

Quoted: Quoted: ... 9. I call for the immediate invasion of florida..... just because. ... Do you plan to reclaim what rightfully should be the rest of the Alabama Gulf Coast (i.e., the Florida panhandle)?

Sounds like a little Gulf envy to me!!  

Your upset becuase you only have this >--------------------------< Much!!

I would vote for most of your proposals, I just can't figure out how someone from Bammer is getting a spelling lesson from someone from Louisiana?  

BTW if you do conquer us here in Florida (yeah right) can we choose a better name for the state than bama?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ... 9. I call for the immediate invasion of florida..... just because. ... Do you plan to reclaim what rightfully should be the rest of the Alabama Gulf Coast (i.e., the Florida panhandle)? Sounds like a little Gulf envy to me!!   Your upset becuase you only have this >--------------------------< Much!! I would vote for most of your proposals, I just can't figure out how someone from Bammer is getting a spelling lesson from someone from Louisiana?   BTW if you do conquer us here in Florida (yeah right) can we choose a better name for the state than bama? i am thinking... i am thinking about changing it to MEXICO. then maybe all the illegals will leave again

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ... 9. I call for the immediate invasion of florida..... just because. ... Do you plan to reclaim what rightfully should be the rest of the Alabama Gulf Coast (i.e., the Florida panhandle)? Sounds like a little Gulf envy to me!!   Your upset becuase you only have this >--------------------------< Much!! I would vote for most of your proposals, I just can't figure out how someone from Bammer is getting a spelling lesson from someone from Louisiana?   BTW if you do conquer us here in Florida (yeah right) can we choose a better name for the state than bama? i am thinking... i am thinking about changing it to MEXICO. then maybe all the illegals will leave again

Ahhhh...the Cubans will kick the Mexican's asses.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ... 9. I call for the immediate invasion of florida..... just because. ... Do you plan to reclaim what rightfully should be the rest of the Alabama Gulf Coast (i.e., the Florida panhandle)? Sounds like a little Gulf envy to me!!   Your upset becuase you only have this >--------------------------< Much!! I would vote for most of your proposals, I just can't figure out how someone from Bammer is getting a spelling lesson from someone from Louisiana?   BTW if you do conquer us here in Florida (yeah right) can we choose a better name for the state than bama? i am thinking... i am thinking about changing it to MEXICO. then maybe all the illegals will leave again Ahhhh...the Cubans will kick the Mexican's asses. you just brought up a good idea..... Instead of executions..... THUNDERDOME!!!

According to AltaVista, you mean "BÓVEDA DEL TRUENO".  Which apparently translates back to "VAULT OF THE THUNDERCLAP".

O.K.  Lemme know what he says.

Quoted: THUNDERDOME!!!

You mean MIAMI!

On another note, since I'm already in Florida, can I be the Minister of the Exterior?

You got my vote,

but only because you will undoubtedly give me free shit

BTW, could you ask for your old P3AT back and give it to me