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Posted: 10/23/2007 12:12:30 PM EDT

[#1]

Holy jesuskrispykremekrist....

Her boyfriend got a ticket.......cops have quotas....he just did a california stop, dont know why that was sooooo bad...darn quotas, that's why cops have jobs, just like gas pumpers

Posted: 10/23/2007 5:55:47 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
NO

You need to give her a "gift"

Posted: 10/23/2007 7:09:20 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Holy jesuskrispykremekrist....

Her boyfriend got a ticket.......cops have quotas....he just did a california stop, dont know why that was sooooo bad...darn quotas, that's why cops have jobs, just like gas pumpers

Fuggin hippies. Its always the m an keepin'em down.

Posted: 10/24/2007 6:15:14 AM EDT

[#4]

PETA should buy her a Hillary doll like Camo ken got.

Posted: 10/24/2007 6:21:37 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
PETA should buy her a Hillary doll like Camo ken got.

She would think I liked her then.....

Posted: 10/24/2007 6:58:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Hippy enviro freaks are the main reason I will not be continuing my program at Lane, after this term. I will go back to UCC. Closer drive and fewer headaches. Not the same program/degree, but if I wanted to be indoctrinated in something, I would have stayed in the AF.

Posted: 10/24/2007 2:28:38 PM EDT

[#7]

I think we need a pic

You really should get her consent or there might be some bad consequences.

Most women love to have their photo taken.

Posted: 10/27/2007 10:25:17 AM EDT

[#8]

PETA , they need your input now!!

Petas story
NoHair

Posted: 10/27/2007 10:31:52 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Hippy enviro freaks are the main reason I will not be continuing my program at Lane, after this term. I will go back to UCC. Closer drive and fewer headaches. Not the same program/degree, but if I wanted to be indoctrinated in something, I would have stayed in the AF.

You just have to ignore everyone there. I went to LCC for 3+ years on and off and they hippy's are there, but easy ignored. Focus on the fresh young girls instead.....

Posted: 10/27/2007 9:23:01 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Focus on the fresh young girls instead.....

I like the cut of your jib sailor.

Posted: 10/28/2007 6:38:07 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Focus on the fresh young girls instead.....

I like the cut of your jib sailor.

Ummm... Tim is not one of the girls...

Posted: 10/28/2007 7:57:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Focus on the fresh young girls instead.....

I like the cut of your jib sailor.

Ummm... Tim is not one of the girls...

Nope, but me and Floyd have done our share of "trolling the playground" in our day.

Posted: 10/28/2007 8:15:28 PM EDT

[#13]

She will have a week off of me...or is it the other way around?

Posted: 10/29/2007 12:56:02 AM EDT

[#14]

Is this her???

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:18:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Is this her???
www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/FancyDress/Fuller/R5007---Hippie.jpg

Ooooo, THAT is HOT!

Posted: 10/29/2007 7:23:21 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Is this her???

I'd guess not, she looks like she's bathed this week.

Posted: 10/29/2007 9:29:35 AM EDT

[#17]

As Paris would say:

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:05:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:13:41 PM EDT

[#19]

What you ought to do know is show her some of the pics from the hunting thread in here and let her stew over even more mindless killing

Just might overload her to much and make her explode!!

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:15:53 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
What you ought to do know is show her some of the pics from the hunting thread in here and let her stew over even more mindless killing

Just might overload her to much and make her explode!!

Uh...~~sure~~ NO.

WTF u doin home so early?

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:21:51 PM EDT

[#21]

Day off. It was my 4 day weekend. I move from the M-Th shift to the Tu-F shift.

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:48:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

Did you let her know you show him the "other side" every time you take him to the grocery store to buy dead animals for eatin'?

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:52:00 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

But you ARE a Neanderthal.

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:54:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

But you ARE a Neanderthal.

Thank you for pointing that out Captain Obvious

Re-Read it

THAT IS WHY I SAID SHE IS CATCHING ON

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:56:45 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

But you ARE a Neanderthal.

Thank you for pointing that out Captain Obvious

Re-Read it

THAT IS WHY I SAID SHE IS CATCHING ON

Sweet. I'm moving up in rank.

You know...secretly...when she's by herself in a dark room, all alone and feeling in the mood...she thinks of you. A redneck Bambi killer. Secretly I bet she likes it.

Posted: 11/5/2007 12:58:23 PM EDT

[#26]

Ok, I just caught her in a trap.

I offered her some jerky, but told her it wasn't done just yet. Gotta get to the smoker now

I'll let her know it came from that poor, innocent, sweet natured little buck after she has had the 3or or 4th bite. About that time, I'll describe how he jumped 3' straight up with all 4 legs goin 100mph just after that 150gr partition poked a nice hole in his heart and ripped up both lungs...and how my son thought it was soo cool how he ran 20 yards, then flipped over backwards then laid there and shook his tail for 20seconds

Stay tuned, this ought to be good

Posted: 11/5/2007 1:05:46 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

But you ARE a Neanderthal.

Thank you for pointing that out Captain Obvious

Re-Read it

THAT IS WHY I SAID SHE IS CATCHING ON

Sweet. I'm moving up in rank.

You know...secretly...when she's by herself in a dark room, all alone and feeling in the mood...she thinks of you. A redneck Bambi killer. Secretly I bet she likes it.

I'll bet ya she even has a picture of him hanging above her bed.

Posted: 11/5/2007 1:06:35 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Ok, I just caught her in a trap.

I offered her some jerky, but told her it wasn't done just yet. Gotta get to the smoker now

I'll let her know it came from that poor, innocent, sweet natured little buck after she has had the 3or or 4th bite. About that time, I'll describe how he jumped 3' straight up with all 4 legs goin 100mph just after that 150gr partition poked a nice hole in his heart and ripped up both lungs...and how my son thought it was soo cool how he ran 20 yards, then flipped over backwards then laid there and shook his tail for 20seconds

Stay tuned, this ought to be good

you need to get this on tape somehow.

Posted: 11/5/2007 1:10:23 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok.....

she asked me about my "trip".....I showed her some pics of my son with the lil dink buck I killed last friday.

I just got an earfull of how I was warping his young mind and how it was unfair of me to subject him to that w/o showing him the "other side" of things.

She then called me a neanderthanll.

she is catching on

But you ARE a Neanderthal.

Thank you for pointing that out Captain Obvious

Re-Read it

THAT IS WHY I SAID SHE IS CATCHING ON

Sweet. I'm moving up in rank.

You know...secretly...when she's by herself in a dark room, all alone and feeling in the mood...she thinks of you. A redneck Bambi killer. Secretly I bet she likes it.

I'll bet ya she even has a picture of him hanging above her bed.

Ya'll are just jealous, admit it.

Now, we get ya to wear your boots to bed and start ya out on some cope, you'll have smelly hippy freaks after your sneaky finger all day long

Posted: 11/5/2007 1:36:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Wow freaking 4 pages and you still haven't Hit it?!!! wth!..

Posted: 11/5/2007 1:49:26 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Wow freaking 4 pages and you still haven't Hit it?!!! wth!..

And won't either

I may have no morals or ethics, but I do have standards (low ones)

Posted: 11/5/2007 2:29:24 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wow freaking 4 pages and you still haven't Hit it?!!! wth!..

And won't either

I may have no morals or ethics, but I do have standards (low ones)

RIGHT , I was in Enterprise with you REMEMBER! Standards - OK.
You are so going to nail her , and when you do , flip her over and think of CAPE

.
HA
NoHair

Posted: 11/5/2007 2:50:58 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wow freaking 4 pages and you still haven't Hit it?!!! wth!..

And won't either

I may have no morals or ethics, but I do have standards (low ones)

Posted: 11/5/2007 3:12:47 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wow freaking 4 pages and you still haven't Hit it?!!! wth!..

And won't either

I may have no morals or ethics, but I do have standards (low ones)

Tough guy huh? Now be a good boy and give your wife back the pants and get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, shit.

Posted: 11/6/2007 7:22:43 AM EDT

[#35]

And so it starts....Her morning greeting....

"Hello all mighty Bambi killer"

Posted: 11/6/2007 7:31:56 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
And so it starts....Her morning greeting....

"Hello all mighty Bambi killer"

You should remind her that Bambi wouldn't be legal to shoot....but his dad....

Posted: 11/6/2007 7:39:41 AM EDT

[#37]

Show her this...

Posted: 11/6/2007 7:51:00 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
And so it starts....Her morning greeting....

"Hello all mighty Bambi killer"

You should remind her that Bambi wouldn't be legal to shoot....but his dad....

nah, that's the best compliment she has given me yet

Posted: 11/6/2007 8:08:29 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
And so it starts....Her morning greeting....

"Hello all mighty Bambi killer"

You should remind her that Bambi wouldn't be legal to shoot....but his dad....

nah, that's the best compliment she has given me yet

Ahhhh.....so you're growing on her...

Posted: 11/6/2007 8:15:57 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
And so it starts....Her morning greeting....

"Hello all mighty Bambi killer"

You should remind her that Bambi wouldn't be legal to shoot....but his dad....

nah, that's the best compliment she has given me yet

Ahhhh.....so you're growing on her...

I wouldnt even do it if I drank all of your snobby beer and had gunkata to use as a puppet.

Nope

Posted: 11/6/2007 8:18:24 AM EDT

[#41]

You know we just gotta have a pic.......then we MIGHT stop picking on you....might....

Posted: 11/6/2007 8:36:17 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
You know we just gotta have a pic.......then we MIGHT stop picking on you....might....

Magic 8-Ball says: "Unlikely"

Posted: 11/6/2007 9:11:55 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You know we just gotta have a pic.......then we MIGHT stop picking on you....might....

Magic 8-Ball says: "Unlikely"

I think you two would be perfect for eachother. Hell, you already have one thing in common, both from texas

Me thinks I'll give her your number.

"He is tall, makes a ton of money, drives a zoom zoom car, has a house that is soooo clean you'd think he was gay, im sure you could sway him into becoming a vegetarian if not a vagatarian too......................."

Posted: 11/6/2007 9:13:34 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You know we just gotta have a pic.......then we MIGHT stop picking on you....might....

Magic 8-Ball says: "Unlikely"

I think you two would be perfect for eachother. Hell, you already have one thing in common, both from texas

Me thinks I'll give her your number.

"He is tall, makes a ton of money, drives a zoom zoom car, has a house that is soooo clean you'd think he was gay, im sure you could sway him into becoming a vegetarian if not a vagatarian too......................."

OH SNAP!

Posted: 11/6/2007 9:38:33 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You know we just gotta have a pic.......then we MIGHT stop picking on you....might....

Magic 8-Ball says: "Unlikely"

I think you two would be perfect for eachother. Hell, you already have one thing in common, both from texas

Me thinks I'll give her your number.

"He is tall, makes a ton of money, drives a zoom zoom car, has a house that is soooo clean you'd think he was gay, im sure you could sway him into becoming a vegetarian if not a vagatarian too......................."

Posted: 11/6/2007 1:16:49 PM EDT

[#46]

So I just got a text message from peta. I quote (including spelling errors):

From: Aaron
Shes flirtn w me knw
11/06/07 11:58 am

Opposites attract?

Posted: 11/6/2007 1:21:00 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
So I just got a text message from peta. I quote (including spelling errors):

From: Aaron
Shes flirtn w me knw
11/06/07 11:58 am

Opposites attract?

You jackass, it's a text, of course you dont friggin spell it all the way out. I may be a damn redneck neanderthall, but I at least know that.

When would you like to meet her? I've told her alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about you

Posted: 11/6/2007 1:23:04 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So I just got a text message from peta. I quote (including spelling errors):

From: Aaron
Shes flirtn w me knw
11/06/07 11:58 am

Opposites attract?

You jackass, it's a text, of course you dont friggin spell it all the way out. I may be a damn redneck neanderthall, but I at least know that.

When would you like to meet her? I've told her alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about you

Game on!!! Change the thread title to " Peta gets No-Aim a DATE!!!"