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Quoted: Quoted: Anyone in the neighborhood own a backhoe? Might be time to bury the trash, and clean up the place a bit? I have a dozer why hasn't the landowner "resolved" the squatting and trespassing issue on their own? Crush the shanty town as soon as the leave, or burn it to the ground. |
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Quoted: After you've used the goat, you must sell it for meat in the next town, not your own town, per the instructions of the prophet. Kharn View Quote Fuck the goat, literally in its gaping previously raped asshole, you sick fucks. It's gone. I know its pretty funny but this shit is actually happening. Should I send my wife and kids away? Any LEOs on here familiar with gangs I can talk to? |
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Quoted: guy with non-hispanic name in mid 50s, according to tax records don't think he lives there (or might be 6 feet under it) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Quoted: You should send him an anonymous letter or email. Maybe even a phone call if you can find the number online. View Quote I doubt he would care because the place has been a shithole for years. or he might even be involved in the criminal activity, don't want to target myself any more than I already have. |
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Also have a mini donkey. Can confirm, bad idea. Wife won't let me get rid of him.
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Also have a mini donkey. Can confirm, bad idea. Wife won't let me get rid of him.
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Quoted: I know its pretty funny but this shit is actually happening. Should I send my wife and kids away? Any LEOs on here familiar with gangs I can talk to? View Quote A random goat showed up on your neighbor's (not your) porch. I don't think it's time to send the wife and kids to the bunker yet. |
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[#19]
Jewish lightning when no one is there. It tends to happen a lot to those shantytowns when unattended.
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Quoted: Goats are crazy expensive these days. I wanted to pick up a few just plain ass muts to turn out on some old brushy pasture. People want like $80-200+ for a fkn goat. View Quote If you made the mistake of asking for a fucking goat then that is exactly why they are so expensive. Goat sellers ain't stupid. Next time just ask for an ugly grass eating goat. |
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Quoted: No just standing on his porch when he got home. View Quote ehh, thats a big nothing burger. The stupid goat got away, or they let it go, and it ended up on the porch. Think about it, a farm animal is not going to "sit and stay" even if you tell it 10 times... the stupid thing was lost and waiting to be ate. |
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[#22]
We have open range and I have cows come by all the time, they have big horns and stare at you.
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[#23]
Friend of mine had a goat run through an open door and chill in their living room. They do what they want.
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[#24]
Just one goat? We had a neighbor who used to raise them. They were frequently in our yard, along with their two guard donkeys.
So were another neighbor's cows. It's just a part of rural living. |
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[#25]
tag for goat recipes
Generation Kill - LT's conversation |
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[#26]
Why not just try making friends? Say this friendly greeting:
Hola! Chinga tu Madre, puto! Besa mi culo, maricon! Comi tu querido cabra, chingado marimono! Pretty soon you'll be showing off each other's pistols to each other and laughing like you were best friends. |
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Quoted: When I was a little kid we moved into a new house and the previous owners had left a cat. My mom told me to get rid of it so I threw shit at it and chased it down the road on my bicycle. It came back and sat on the porch. I picked it up went inside and told my mom "He came back, I'm keeping him" and she shrugged. I have no idea what that has to do with the goat story. View Quote |
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Quoted: No just standing on his porch when he got home. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Was the goat tied up on his porch? No just standing on his porch when he got home. When we lived on property, random animals showed up all the time. They were either dumped off by the owner, dogs/cats, or they wandered off from the owner, horses/goats/etc. Don't worry about it. I would have taken the goat to the various neighbors and asked if they knew who owned it. Now if the goat was dead or there were simply pieces of goat on the porch, then yeah, I'd be concerned. |
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butchering a goat, Part 1 (gutting and skinning) |
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In 2013 when my family went through a very tough time we were living in a shitty old RV at a shitty old nearly abandoned RV park.
My daughter started telling me about playing with a horse. She was 5. Sure honey, have fun. A few days later I happen to look outside the window and there's the fucking horse! It was a huge red-brown gelding just chilling outside my RV. Apparently, it was waiting for my daughter to come out and play. It wouldn't let an adult touch it, probably because it knew it would be taken home. Finally, the only other dude that lived in the RV park, he looked like that sombrero bandito from Tombstone and actually was a re-enactor, came home. He knew the horse and sometimes borrowed him for re-enactment work, so he took him home which consisted of him yelling at the horse to get his ass on home, now! Git! The horse trotted off down the road. Then there was the time she adopted a herd of Prize black angus bulls and named every damn one of them. Those were her bulls! |
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Mark n Lard "The Goat Story" |
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Quoted: Yes 100% serious, the shanty has been there for a while but unoccupied. Codes has been called but nothing has been done yet. I guess these fuckers just slithered into a new shell out here. Probably don't know a few crazy rednecks with a small arsenal between them live further on down. View Quote |
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Quoted: Fuck the goat, literally in its gaping previously raped asshole, you sick fucks. It's gone. I know its pretty funny but this shit is actually happening. Should I send my wife and kids away? Any LEOs on here familiar with gangs I can talk to? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: After you've used the goat, you must sell it for meat in the next town, not your own town, per the instructions of the prophet. Kharn Fuck the goat, literally in its gaping previously raped asshole, you sick fucks. It's gone. I know its pretty funny but this shit is actually happening. Should I send my wife and kids away? Any LEOs on here familiar with gangs I can talk to? Well considering you know who the goat belonged to, you could have just walked/drove over there to let them know their goat was roaming around so they could get it. But instead you called the cops and they got animal control to take it, I assume they got fined as well? So now you might have made enemies, but at the very least neighbors with bad terms. |
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Quoted: Well considering you know who the goat belonged to, you could have just walked/drove over there to let them know their goat was roaming around so they could get it. But instead you called the cops and they got animal control to take it, I assume they got fined as well? So now you might have made enemies, but at the very least neighbors with bad terms. View Quote Fined? I’m going to get the county to seize that piece of shit. And they probably will. |
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Pictures of said goat?
.... asking for a middle eastern friend .... |
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Maybe if someone found a goat head in their tent they would realize who they're messing with?
Orrrrr, maybe it was a peace offering, or an apology? Maybe the man brandishing a firearm, it was his way of showing you that he's there to help protect your neighborhood? Try talking to the guys instead of calling the cops on everyone? |
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Quoted: Fined? I’m going to get the county to seize that piece of shit. And they probably will. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Well considering you know who the goat belonged to, you could have just walked/drove over there to let them know their goat was roaming around so they could get it. But instead you called the cops and they got animal control to take it, I assume they got fined as well? So now you might have made enemies, but at the very least neighbors with bad terms. Fined? I’m going to get the county to seize that piece of shit. And they probably will. LOL Alrighty then. Hello drama. |
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OP, certain cultures take stare downs as an insult/threat. You might want to not stare at them as you drive by, at least until you make friends.
You might also want to ease up on calling the cops on their goats. It's good to be friendly with your neighbors. |
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Quoted: OP, certain cultures take stare downs as an insult/threat. You might want to not stare at them as you drive by, at least until you make friends. You might also want to ease up on calling the cops on their goats. It's good to be friendly with your neighbors. View Quote Are you SURE you're on the right website? |
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