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Posted: 5/25/2022 10:50:19 PM EDT
It's March 1st, the year 1800.  You wake up on the west bank of the Mississippi where the gateway arch is today.  You have the following items with you:
Wagon
6 horses
Select fire M4 with M203
Select fire M16A4
Semi auto .308 of some kind
Glock 17 and 19
1k rounds of 5.56
1k rounds 9mm
500 rounds of .308
50 40mm HE rounds
20 40mm tear gas rounds
Suppressors for all weapons
night vision
IR lasers for all weapons
Thermal clip on for. 308
Solar charger and plenty of spare batteries
Basic survival kit
No food.
Rand McNally road atlas

Where do you go?  Do you head east and get ready to fuck with some redcoats?  Head west and find the gold?  Head south and take over Texas?  Or just stay where you are and build the kingdom of St Louis?


The things you think of when driving for 11 hours....
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 10:56:45 PM EDT
[#1]
Anywhere I damn well please!
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 10:57:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Gather three trustworthy buds.
Stay in St Louis.
Open bars and hotels.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 10:57:38 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm thinking dancing girls and a cold one.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:00:12 PM EDT
[#4]
I would have to cache a bunch of that stuff.

After that... I don't know. Barter for a ship capable of taking me to New Zealand where I would establish my own kingdom there?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:00:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Establish a large farm along the Missouri.

Daniel Boone & his family would have settled in the region the year before so it’s not like its virgin wilderness.

ETA - at some point I’d travel down river to fort DesChartres. It would be a ruin at that point, but I’d personally still like to see some of the original structure.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:01:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Move up to the point where the Mississippi welcomes the Missouri, and open the greatest, most powerful trading post in North America.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:01:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Head to Colorado.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:02:19 PM EDT
[#8]
You go to Washington with your weapons and ensure the British are decisively defeated in the war of 1812. Quebec becomes a US protectorate and French language, culture, and customs are stamped out leaving the future Canada stronger, if geographically stunted.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:02:26 PM EDT
[#9]
Go west, convince Native Americans I am God, take our army to conquer Canada and then gift the entire land mass to America. While still maintaining my status as Warden of the North.

Next
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:02:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I'd go to Europe and prepare to kill Marx and Engels in their cribs.

Get bored after a few years, kill their parents instead, and chill on my small island nation Napoleon gave me for the military hardware
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:02:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Do I have knowledge of historical events?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:03:58 PM EDT
[#12]
Wait a few more years and die of dysentery.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:04:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:04:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:04:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Having something others will want in a lawless place, alone, and with no support is a good way to just end up dead. I'd bury all of it and use what I know to quietly build an empire.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:04:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Go east and begin a political crusade to change some things in the constitution.

Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:06:28 PM EDT
[#17]
I would have fun.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:07:10 PM EDT
[#18]
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If it isn't laminated, I would use it for a fire starter.


Then I would put the St Louis DickButt on the map!  
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:08:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Head down to the Salem area and crack the lead deposit first.
Become the leading arms supplier of the world.
Build my own personal army with my vast fortune.
Personally finance the War of 1812.
Call in unpayable debt.
Foreclose on the US and rename it MacLand.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:08:12 PM EDT
[#20]
Heading west to the Wyoming territory and maybe venture into the Yellowstone country.

Probably settle near Jackson Hole and trap beaver. Try to stay away from the Blackfoot tribe to the north but wouldn’t worry too much.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:08:21 PM EDT
[#21]
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You know everything that you know now.  However much or little that may be.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:10:22 PM EDT
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Better add soap, razor for the hairy parts and some good antibiotics.   Women will probably have bad teeth so some dentures
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:10:57 PM EDT
[#23]
Wait in St. Louis until the Hawken rifle shop opens up. Then buy a bunch of those rifles.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:11:13 PM EDT
[#24]
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Shoot, as soon as I was in a secure location with paper and ink I would be writing down a whole bunch of stuff.

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My kingdom would be landing men on the moon by 1890.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:12:03 PM EDT
[#25]
Which state is Abe Lincolns parents living in?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:12:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:12:47 PM EDT
[#27]
If I woke up in St. Louis 1800 I would say to myself, "Self, you need to figure out how to get the hell out of St. Louis in the next 150 years or so."
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:13:43 PM EDT
[#28]
Can’t give a direction but would be searching for anyone in Lyndon B Johnson’s direct line of ascendants—the sole purpose being to murder them so he is never born.

That is all.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:14:38 PM EDT
[#29]
California and get gold.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:15:11 PM EDT
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Not Karl Marx, Lenin? Stalin or for that matter... Woodrow Wilson?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:15:50 PM EDT
[#31]
203

Gimme a stand alone 320.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:19:09 PM EDT
[#32]
Head east, find someone that can manufacture ammo. THEN head west.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:19:29 PM EDT
[#33]
Poll fail.  Left out "Head for the Oregon Trail"
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:19:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Head to what would be California and start digging for gold.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:21:35 PM EDT
[#35]
I would have died of dysentery.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:22:14 PM EDT
[#36]
Seeing as the revolutionary war was over, don't think I'd participate in that. I'd tag along with Lewis & Clark. Perhaps the expedition would be renamed to "Lewis and Wookie1562." Travel and stay West to build an American empire working with the Indians enjoying the temperate weather and abundance of wildlife and resources.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:24:37 PM EDT
[#37]
WTF do you think a road atlas would be of any use at all OP?


sorry if already posted
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:27:29 PM EDT
[#38]
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You can't fathom why a collection of maps that explain where the economic nodes and ideal transportation routes of an entire continent will be in 200 years could possibly be of any use?

Nothing at all?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:28:41 PM EDT
[#39]
Head to Mexico and form the first and meanest Cartel.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:28:44 PM EDT
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A map with the locations of various known... Mineral deposits could be truly priceless.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:30:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:31:30 PM EDT
[#42]
I voted something else.

Oh sure, I could be lord of the plains and control vast swaths of the West and Rockies but I say go back East, get a large warship, paint it a bright color that makes it stand out and go pillage the high seas and some places in Europe.

With that hardware you could capture vessels and assemble a vast armada and rule the seas.  Make your base any place you wanted to, a Scottish castle maybe.  Word would spread about your brightly colored war ship and armada and ships would flee from you without having to fire a shot.

I would fill my castle with wenches and wealth from all over Europe
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:32:24 PM EDT
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A map with the locations of various known... Mineral deposits could be truly priceless.
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You can't fathom why a collection of maps that explain where the economic nodes and ideal transportation routes of an entire continent will be in 200 years could possibly be of any use?

Nothing at all?


A map with the locations of various known... Mineral deposits could be truly priceless.


Not a lot of atlases include geological surveys.

They’d be pretty pointless.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:32:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:34:11 PM EDT
[#45]
How are you going to cover security when you sleep?
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:36:33 PM EDT
[#46]
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With that hardware you liberate money, recruit a crew and basically do whatever you want.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:37:07 PM EDT
[#47]
No food?  Probably east to find a lot of people to kill or to sell my weapons to.  There is a logistical element to this scenario which would really complicate things.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:37:34 PM EDT
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You can't fathom why a collection of maps that explain where the economic nodes and ideal transportation routes of an entire continent will be in 200 years could possibly be of any use?

Nothing at all?
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At the very least, there’s some real estate in central Florida worth buying early.
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:51:11 PM EDT
[#49]
Ok

how old are you at time of insertion into this timeline? Lets say 1yo?

In 100 years roads are still at minimal effect! Meaning a road atlas would be useless!
Link Posted: 5/25/2022 11:55:23 PM EDT
[#50]
Road Atlas is worthless.  I stay right there and cry about not having packed USGS topo maps.

Maybe I find an evil mastermind and sell my stuff to him and become a blacksmith that only gets pissed off if somebody burns my barn down.
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