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Posted: 7/9/2024 8:43:07 PM EDT
I’ve never understood the point of an inmate wolfing down a huge meal knowing it won’t even be digested before he’s put to death. If it were me I would skip the meal and probably even fast for a few days so as not to have a gut full of rotting food in my corpse. I guess I’m weird like Adrian Monk.
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Pussy
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[#2]
Pepperoni Pizza
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Mississippi Pot Roast
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Unpopped popcorn kernels and a stick of butter.
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The judge who sentenced me
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No offense taken. My wife rolls her eyes when I talk crap like this.
Link Posted: 7/9/2024 8:48:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 1975:
I’ve never understood the point of an inmate wolfing down a huge meal knowing it won’t even be digested before he’s put to death. If it were me I would skip the meal and probably even fast for a few days so as not to have a gut full of rotting food in my corpse. I guess I’m weird like Adrian Monk.
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I get enjoyment from the taste. Not so much when I'm digesting.

I'll leave a full load they can clean up
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Bacon / onion pizza and Reeses PBCs with a nice bottle of Rye.
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Usually it's fatty, sugary comfort food for what should be an obvious reason.

Homer Simpson ate like a pig in an episode where he expected to be executed. His rationale was, "this cannons going to be full when it goes off."

As for what I would order for a last meal? Probably corned beef with a ceaser salad. I kinda hope that I'm being executed for a good reason and not something really stupid like drunk driving.
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Pickled eggs , huge bowl of pintos and maybe some taco bell .
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[#13]
Carolina BBQ. Hushpuppies. Sweet tea.
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[#14]
Fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters. And I wanna shit in your hat. And I've got to have Mae West sit on my face 'cause I'm one horny motherfucker!
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A great big bowl of rice, and I'm eating it one piece at a time.
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Two Mcribs and a large shamrock shake. They are never offered together, so I’ll live forever!
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[#17]
McChicken
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[#18]
Three cans of refried beans
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[#19]
In Texas you get what everyone else gets that day.
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[#20]
Brisket tacos and a pony keg of Tennent’s ale.

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[#21]
Publix hot and spicy breaded chicken wings.
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A properly cooked Elk Tomahawk Steak, fried taters and roasted corn
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[#23]
Bone in fillet with pizzaiola prep from Alla famiglia.
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[Last Edit: ske714] [#24]
Hash brownies.

Maybe a pizza.
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Spaghetti and meatballs, garlic knots and Tiramisu from Vinnies in Asheville , NC!

Hot wings, Loaded nachos, Mayfields turtletracks ice cream!
Link Posted: 7/9/2024 8:56:10 PM EDT
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Great answer. But I thought in GD, we eat ass????  

Since it would be in prison, I would ask for a packet of grape jelly before tossing that salad!
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LSD
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Beef Wellington
Bacon-Wrapped Asparagus
Lobster Tail
Treacle Tart
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Beat me to it
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Venison backstrap with some wild ramps and asparagus, and a piece of rhubarb pie for dessert.
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Unpopped popcorn kernels and a stick of butter.
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im not eating, what a shitty way to die.
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My mom's homemade lasagna. If I couldn't get that, then chicken fried steak with mashed taters, gravy corn on the cob and rolls.
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[#35]
The Mexican meal  recreated from the album cover of ZZ TOP’s tres hombres .
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Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
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Do they complain about it or accept?
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Buffalo Trace in a tin cup.
When I'm ready I'd say "Fuck it, let's club this seal".
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[#38]
Cyanide. Why give them the satisfaction of killing me.
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Give it to someone else.  I can go hungry one last time.
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Liverwurst
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Burger King onion rings and chicken livers, I[absolutely love them, BUT they tear my ass UP! Like for 2 days afterwords, so I won’t have much to lose…….
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 If you want Chinese, just say "Chinese."
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All I can eat lobster, crablegs, and shrimp. And I will starve myself for a week before the day.
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Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
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Thanks to Lawrence Russell Brewer of the Jasper Dragging Death case.
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[#46]
Pussy
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Originally Posted By mpdphil:
Two Mcribs and a large shamrock shake. They are never offered together, so I’ll live forever!
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Link Posted: 7/9/2024 9:14:48 PM EDT
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Sadly it's from what's in the prison kitchen.  If it weren't I would want maryland steamed crabs.

I read very few of them actually eat the meal though.
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Dead Man Eating

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