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Posted: 3/18/2019 10:49:29 PM EDT

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...I checked reddit and this guy is real.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:50:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 10:51:00 PM EDT

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FPNI..

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:51:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 10:51:27 PM EDT

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What does his wife look like? It might be a solid trade.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:52:26 PM EDT

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I’ve had a vasectomy.....you don’t “wake up”. You sit there, they do it, and you leave.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:53:10 PM EDT

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First post sums up all I have to say about that.....

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:53:24 PM EDT

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gay

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:54:37 PM EDT

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He knows how the other guy's dick tastes for sure.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:55:09 PM EDT

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Wait...what?

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:55:19 PM EDT

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They put my ass under.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:55:26 PM EDT

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My wife had a boyfriend, she became my ex-wife. No gifts were received, other than freedom.

Maybe it was a gift

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:56:08 PM EDT

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WTH is going on in here?

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:56:11 PM EDT

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I bet he knows what the three sea shells are for.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:56:35 PM EDT

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What a guy!

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:57:22 PM EDT

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We are questioning whether or not they use paper plates.

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:58:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 10:58:15 PM EDT

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in on another swingers/cuck thread

Posted: 3/18/2019 10:59:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:02 PM EDT

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Wtf?

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:22 PM EDT

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I’ve had a vasectomy.....you don’t “wake up”. You sit there, they do it, and you leave.

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I'm guessing this asshole had to be sedated

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:23 PM EDT

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You need a better doctor !!! I don’t remember a damn thing.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:50 PM EDT

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Now that I know how things turned out for me and my marriage, I would turn back time, skip the nut cutting and take that deal.

Might even take ol boy out for some titties and beer and try and warn him what he's about to get himself into.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:01:24 PM EDT

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nu-male-smile

It's been a running joke on the chans for couple years now. Sam Hyde dropped that in an interview with Forbes lol.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#302a1ae1270a

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:01:58 PM EDT

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FPNI..

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Also

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:02:25 PM EDT

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My wife had a boyfriend, she became my ex-wife. No gifts were received, other than freedom.

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This is what happened in my case as well. She married him and I am free

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:03:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:03:12 PM EDT

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They put my ass under.

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I just sat back and had a conversation with the Doc about fishing as he sat between my legs and carefully went to work on my testicles. Wasn't bad at all.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:03:19 PM EDT

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...I checked reddit and this guy is real.

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Man, he has the beard, the open mouth, the Nintendo switch, AND the wife's boyfriend.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:03:33 PM EDT

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lol at all the responses here from dudes who didn't get a nintendo switch

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:04:51 PM EDT

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I’ve had a vasectomy.....you don’t “wake up”. You sit there, they do it, and you leave.

They put my ass under.

Phrasing

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:08:37 PM EDT

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Yeah, I was wide-awake for mine back in 2004, but, pretty much everybody I've talked to the last 10 years almost all say they were put in a "Twilight" sleep for the procedure.

Fucking Pussies.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:10:05 PM EDT

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I'm glad I was born in the 50's.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:11:43 PM EDT

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No way that shit's real.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:12:59 PM EDT

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I’m surprised that guy doesn’t like dick himself.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:15:25 PM EDT

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I'm proud that I have no fucking idea what the hell is going on here.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:16:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:16:28 PM EDT

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FFS...

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:17:24 PM EDT

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Man this gift will really cut into his will Wheaton dot net reading time.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:23:17 PM EDT

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Yeah, I was wide-awake for mine back in 2004, but, pretty much everybody I've talked to the last 10 years almost all say they were put in a "Twilight" sleep for the procedure.

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This.I’d be ashamed to admit I was such a scared pussy I had to be knocked out.It’s unbelievable what wimps the American male has become.When I had mine it was a mild discomfort at the most.Hell,a trip to the dentist is 10 times worse than my vasectomy was.
Limp wristed sissy boys.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:24:58 PM EDT

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The only thing that bothered me was the anesthetic shot. Felt like when you're a kid and fall on the bar of your bike. It made me nauseous for about ten seconds. He had me hold the tray with the tools while he worked. Maybe a minute to do the job and a couple more to suture. No big deal, I ran a bush-hog later that day. I've heard of guys who had different results.......

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:48:10 PM EDT

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Had to check to make sure i was on arfcom not bestgunnit when i saw this title...

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:51:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:53:13 PM EDT

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Why does Reddit make it "real"?

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:54:53 PM EDT

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My wife had a boyfriend, she became my ex-wife. No gifts were received, other than freedom.

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Same. And it definitely was a blessing.

Posted: 3/18/2019 11:55:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/18/2019 11:57:37 PM EDT

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Reminds me of the last Thanksgiving we had with my wife's family before her grandma got to ill to host and no one else picked up the mantle. Her cousin showed up with her husband and kids... and her boyfriend. Some people are so trashy.

Posted: 3/19/2019 12:00:44 AM EDT

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Reminds me of the last Thanksgiving we had with my wife's family before her grandma got to ill to host and no one else picked up the mantle. Her cousin showed up with her husband and kids... and her boyfriend. Some people are so trashy.

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Pics of wife’s trashy cousin?