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Posted: 5/21/2022 4:13:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love arfcom Most days I agree with you on that statement |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 4:27:43 AM EDT
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My doc used Co2, it eliminates the need to fart. I woke up, dressed myself and was out the door stat to get something to eat asafp.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 5:29:55 AM EDT
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That's not part of a colonoscopy bro.
You are like one of those Michigan State gymnasts now. 
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Posted: 5/21/2022 5:31:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My doc used Co2, it eliminates the need to fart. I woke up, dressed myself and was out the door stat to get something to eat asafp. Life hack: hang around your plants for a couple hours afterwards. |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 7:16:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Diet tips for squeaky clean poop chute? https://www.myplenvu.com/ Just be ready to spend the night sleeping on the toilet. I literally lost 7 lbs from before I took the prep until the next morning. |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 7:39:20 AM EDT
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Doctor said that my colon looked like the dumpster behind golden corral.
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Posted: 5/21/2022 7:56:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, you were really abducted by aliens. I don't think so, from what I heard there are no hot aliens in real life. |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 8:03:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doctor said that my colon looked like the dumpster behind golden corral. Full of raccoons? |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 8:21:22 AM EDT
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Was the girl Asian?
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Posted: 5/21/2022 8:31:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Was the girl Asian? The doctor was. Are you suggesting they were running a rub and toot parlor? |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 8:35:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Propofol - the best sleep you'll ever have. Which coincidentally is the only upside to getting a colonoscopy.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 8:40:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse pics? Colon pics? |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 9:23:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Colon pics? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nurse pics? Colon pics? Nurses colon pics? |
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Posted: 5/21/2022 9:24:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Donkey punch / Pink sock
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Posted: 5/21/2022 9:29:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Diet tips for squeaky clean poop chute? Big Macs, apparently. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 12:04:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doctor said that my colon looked like the dumpster behind golden corral. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 12:41:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. Lucky, I have to go every 5. Just had my first this year, didn't have to do the fart thing but I have heard others mention it. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 12:42:49 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.myplenvu.com/ Just be ready to spend the night sleeping on the toilet. I literally lost 7 lbs from before I took the prep until the next morning. LOL, I'm so weighing my self next time. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 12:44:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Propofol - the best sleep you'll ever have. Which coincidentally is the only upside to getting a colonoscopy. I keep hearing that, my dad loves the shit. I had an endoscopy last year and a colonoscopy this year both times I went out and woke up. It was nothing special for me. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 1:27:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I keep hearing that, my dad loves the shit. I had an endoscopy last year and a colonoscopy this year both times I went out and woke up. It was nothing special for me. Troof. Count backwards from ten? Don't ever recall hitting six. Back awake and alert while they're wheeling me to the recovery room. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 1:48:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. I’m glad you thought I was hot, but you’re really not my type. I promise not to tell anyone you were crying and begging me to rub your sore tummy, |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 1:50:25 AM EDT
[#22]
I got the auto-deflate machine.
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Posted: 5/22/2022 2:04:17 AM EDT
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I had a scope down my throat and up my arse at the same time. the stuff they had me drink the night before hade puking all night instead of shitting. I some how held that fart in until I got home from the hospital. Only by the grace of god did the force of that fart not crack the toilet.
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Posted: 5/22/2022 2:05:32 AM EDT
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My wife took me and just before they rolled me out of the prep room, she laughs and said, "Don't you go in there and show your ass!"
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Posted: 5/22/2022 2:26:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. I prefer they pull my finger. |
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Posted: 5/22/2022 2:30:05 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had a scope down my throat and up my arse at the same time. the stuff they had me drink the night before hade puking all night instead of shitting. I some how held that fart in until I got home from the hospital. Only by the grace of god did the force of that fart not crack the toilet. Did they make the lenses clink together? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 9:20:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Troof. Count backwards from ten? Don't ever recall hitting six. Back awake and alert while they're wheeling me to the recovery room. I remember watching the nurse pushing the syringe while I was talking to the Dr.. I remember I said about 3 more words, and must have been gone after that, as the next thing I remember was the belly rub. I must have went back out after that, because my wife said the Dr. came in next, which I don't remember. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 9:23:57 AM EDT
[#28]
Tell us more of this glorious “FART”
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Posted: 5/23/2022 9:27:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Had my first colonoscopy today. The prep solution sucked. I was up all night. Once they pushed the sedation, i don't remember a thing. The first thing I remember is opening my eyes and see some young girl i didn't recognize rubbing my stomach telling me to fart. I was still pretty much out of it, but remember thinking WTF is going on. Then I remember ripping one of the biggest farts I have ever had. Then I must have blacked out again, because the next thing I remember is coming to and my wife laughing at me several minutes later. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the doctor told my wife I had one of the nicest looking colons he had ever seen. I don't remember that either. Glad I don't have to do that again for another 10 years. Well, just as long as he didn’t have both hands on your shoulders |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 9:32:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Don't ban me   Attached File |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:11:30 PM EDT
[#31]
I’ve had about a dozen. The first half dozen or so I got a bbq after. I learned to refuse the versed, which I call the “doctor rape “ drug.
Versed is to make you forget how much it hurt. They can give you pain killers for that. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:19:10 PM EDT
[#32]
I was extremely disappointed that I didn’t have the epic fart experience. Was looking forward to that. I don’t know if newer technique is to suck the air back out or something. Who should I write an angry letter to?
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:20:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:34:26 PM EDT
[#34]
My wife got some upper gi work done last month. In the next bed over was a younger woman who had just gotten a colonoscopy and she was really ripping them. She was still sedated so her responses were hilarious and of course her husband had to act like it was all just fine
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:39:26 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did they make the lenses clink together? I don't know.. when I was rolled in my Anesthesiologist had his hat on backwards playing candy crush..all he said was sup man and knocked me out. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:51:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Diet tips for squeaky clean poop chute? Consume the prep medicine the night before at a Ryan’s Steakhouse |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:53:31 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nurse pics? Never ask for pics in a colonoscopy thread. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 12:54:10 PM EDT
[#38]
Hopefully you will not be going to Europe and attending any Rave parties. Fox News said you can catch the Monkey and your colon will not be in as good of shape.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:00:04 PM EDT
[#39]
“Use two fingers”
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:08:20 PM EDT
[#40]
Meh
I remember nurse Ratched PUMPING the anesthesia rapidly a few times trying to blow out my vein, which burned like Hell. I asked if it was supposed to hurt like that, she smiled, and was replaced when I blinked by a dude who I asked if I could piss before we started with the ass plundering. Took me a min to realize I was leaking, and we were done. |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:26:56 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of nurse's colon? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pics of nice colon? Pics of nurse's colon? This sounds like something @midcap would post. Does all of GD have a sexual attraction to assholes? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:45:18 PM EDT
[#42]
I needed this as I’m going in for my first tomorrow morning
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Posted: 5/23/2022 1:55:40 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I needed this as I’m going in for my first tomorrow morning Be prepared for a long night on the toilet after drinking the prep solution. Are you going to ask for a belly rub to help relieve you afterwards? |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:11:15 PM EDT
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After my first one they told me to let it rip. Told them I’m holding them in for the ride home with the wife. Bitch drove me a hundred miles out of the way to go have lunch with our daughter away at college. I sang the song of my people the entire way.
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Posted: 5/23/2022 2:55:51 PM EDT
[#45]
 Man farts in PA system |
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Posted: 5/23/2022 3:23:16 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Be prepared for a long night on the toilet after drinking the prep solution. Are you going to ask for a belly rub to help relieve you afterwards? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I needed this as I’m going in for my first tomorrow morning Be prepared for a long night on the toilet after drinking the prep solution. Are you going to ask for a belly rub to help relieve you afterwards? I’m more looking forward to eating Cheetos in the basement once I’m home
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