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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:14:25 PM EDT
[#1]
I am poor and married - so I am basically a born again virgin
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:14:33 PM EDT
[#2]
I was just discussing this with my wife… Morgan Fairchild! That’s the ticket!
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:15:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: There is a lot of bragging in GD, humble or otherwise. Topics about which dudes on this site brag include but are not limited to how much money they have/make, how many women they sleep with, how big their house is, how bad ass/tough they are, and how well they can shoot. It's really lame. It leaves me wondering if someone of you were raised by wolves, or if you just got on the internet and decided that the rules that govern not being incredibly tacky somehow don't apply as they do in the real world. Have you been checked for low T? |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:15:31 PM EDT
[#4]
What are we supposed to lie about?
I require some amusement |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:15:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't understand the OP. There's no conceit in my perfect family.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:15:51 PM EDT
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I'd answer your question, OP, but the supermodel wife is begging me to let her give me a blowjob before my accountant arrives to let me know which superyacht I can afford. I'll probably let her, but my gut is a little upset from the exquisite meal that chef prepared earlier.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:16:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Look at my bass boat OP https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG More like, look at that fucking lawn. 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:16:57 PM EDT
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I just figure it's guys talking shit I don't really care either way
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:17:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Look at my bass boat OP https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG Pffft. You should be embarrassed to even post that. This is MY boat... 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:17:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck You weeds, I’ll kill your ass and everything planted there for 5 fucking years !  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: But tier seven yard Fuck You weeds, I’ll kill your ass and everything planted there for 5 fucking years ! "What kind of a slob doesn't roll up his hose after he uses it" |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:17:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What kills ground vegitation for 5 years? Asking for a friend... Shit dude, I don’t remember , it was five years ago , lol. It wasn’t anything super special , some frigging weed killer, don’t think it was round up , but shit hasn’t grown there since . It pisses me off
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:18:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s the internet. Most are lying. Kinda like your EE post(s)? |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:18:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am poor and married - so I am basically a born again virgin That’s my line
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:11 PM EDT
[#14]
OP is poors
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:30 PM EDT
[#15]
I dont brag at all, never have, never will....will never saying anything about my good looks, solid body, very large banking account, 10,000 sq foot house....never will talk about that at all....
I am talking this out as I am typing it....my wife is looking at me like I am nuts....told me to go fix her a PB&J sandwich....yes ma'am....do you want some milk with that? |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:44 PM EDT
[#16]
I can't help it.
I'm just better at bragging than any of the rest of you. 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:49 PM EDT
[#17]
Ye it's kinda like I don't know facebook maybe?
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pffft. You should be embarrassed to even post that. This is MY boat... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/255788/Impressive_180m_mega_yacht_AZZAM_by_Lurs-2022982.jpg I hum the Hawaii 50 theme while I paddle it |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:19:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pffft. You should be embarrassed to even post that. This is MY boat... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/255788/Impressive_180m_mega_yacht_AZZAM_by_Lurs-2022982.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Look at my bass boat OP https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG Pffft. You should be embarrassed to even post that. This is MY boat... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/255788/Impressive_180m_mega_yacht_AZZAM_by_Lurs-2022982.jpg That's a cute starter yacht! I had one like that when I was in high school.  This is my new boat. My neighbor has a carrier too, but his is just a Nimitz class. Mine is the new Ford class. I wouldn't be caught dead on a Nimitz class. |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:20:15 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "What kind of a slob doesn't roll up his hose after he uses it" Pffft, I was in such awe at my wash,wax,detail on the boat I couldn’t wait to take the pic 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:21:12 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a cute starter yacht! I had one like that when I was in high school. https://www.naval-technology.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/01/Image-1-Ford-class-carrier.jpg This is my new boat. My neighbor has a carrier too, but his is just a Nimitz class. Mine is the new Ford class. I wouldn't be caught dead on a Nimitz class. I would like to drive one of those |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:21:24 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: being incredibly tacky Don't worry, I won't judge you for that
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:21:30 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd answer your question, OP, but the supermodel wife is begging me to let her give me a blowjob before my accountant arrives to let me know which superyacht I can afford. I'll probably let her, but my gut is a little upset from the exquisite meal that chef prepared earlier. I miss the blumpkin thread in Silver 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:21:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Look, I hardly ever talk about 198-rifle M1A1 & Tommy Gun collection. I would never do such a thing, it would be uncouth.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:22:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pffft, I was in such awe at my wash,wax,detail on the boat I couldn’t wait to take the pic Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "What kind of a slob doesn't roll up his hose after he uses it" Pffft, I was in such awe at my wash,wax,detail on the boat I couldn’t wait to take the pic Wait a second, you actually take care of your boat, like, by YOURSELF? What the fuck are your servants doing? |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:23:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Because people are basically full of shit and nobody can call them out on it
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:23:51 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait a second, you actually take care of your boat, like, by YOURSELF? What the fuck are your servants doing? Not the fucking yard  |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:23:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:25:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:27:01 PM EDT
[#30]
Oh no, someone else playing stop doing what I don’t like.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:28:15 PM EDT
[#31]
Hold up....you started a thread about my penis and didn't @ me?
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:28:22 PM EDT
[#32]
According to the first few posts, it's because men think about their dicks all the time.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:30:57 PM EDT
[#33]
OP, you have it backward.
We are mostly so frigging awesome that despite best attempts, accomplishment leaks out. It's a curse, really.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:35:46 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was just discussing this with my wife… Morgan Fairchild! That’s the ticket! Yeah…yeah…that’s the ticket |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:38:22 PM EDT
[#35]
So after I got back from , going to space, the other day….I realized that my Gulfstream was a much more pleasant means of travel.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:42:36 PM EDT
[#36]
My house is a hovel by GD standards , my wife is plain looking , I live on fixed income , I'm 5'6 ' and my boat is a 14' used john boat .
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:45:23 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Look at my bass boat OP https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG Calling Blackfox to the curtesy phone. |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:47:05 PM EDT
[#38]
Op just found the internet and has no male friends. Atleast none into cars, boats, fishing, hunting or guns. GD is literally 5 beers into a saturday night male conversation 24 hrs a day.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:47:51 PM EDT
[#39]
I don't brag because of my unparalleled humility.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:50:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My house is a hovel by GD standards , my wife is plain looking , I live on fixed income , I'm 5'6 ' and my boat is a 14' used john boat . You have a house AND a boat ?  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:51:44 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: There is a lot of bragging in GD, humble or otherwise. Topics about which dudes on this site brag include but are not limited to how much money they have/make, how many women they sleep with, how big their house is, how bad ass/tough they are, and how well they can shoot. It's really lame. It leaves me wondering if someone of you were raised by wolves, or if you just got on the internet and decided that the rules that govern not being incredibly tacky somehow don't apply as they do in the real world. |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:51:44 PM EDT
[#42]
Most people never outgrow school yard mentality..
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:52:11 PM EDT
[#43]
OP, is this your first time on the internet?
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:54:23 PM EDT
[#44]
I got an idea who op is talking about.
It gets ridiculous. |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:54:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Most of them are just playing their character.
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:55:11 PM EDT
[#46]
Covert open brag thread?
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:55:49 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Look at my bass boat OP https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/223987/D770715E-7F6F-4392-9EBB-034887E97601_jpe-2022962.JPG Oh shit....that motor!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:57:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It seems natural for an accomplished man to be proud of his life's work. Everyone starts rolling their eyes at each other when the braggart walks up. Sad |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:58:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Welcome to the internet.
First day? |
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Posted: 7/21/2021 7:58:55 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: lol, for SO MANY of these dudes, it's not AT ALL. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You do realize it's mostly for entertainment and satire? lol, for SO MANY of these dudes, it's not AT ALL. your entertainment. As you laugh at them. |
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