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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:46:35 PM EDT
[#1]
The fuck?
Just eat the damn pizza! |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:47:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fuck? Just eat the damn pizza! I had the same exact reaction. Eat the damn pizza. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:47:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:47:54 PM EDT
[#4]
You know who does that, OP? Children. My 10 year old daughter eats the pepperoni off the pizza first. Are you 10?
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:47:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Eating the pepperoni first is an autism thing.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:48:51 PM EDT
[#6]
You eat it crust first don't you OP?
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:48:55 PM EDT
[#7]
I used to eat the pepperoni first as a kid, to savor its excellence all by itself. Then I realized every bite has to have meat on it, or it's not real pizza.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:49:25 PM EDT
[#8]
This thread won't bode well for Op.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:50:04 PM EDT
[#9]
In my experience, pulling toppings off of a slice of pizza and eating them separately is an exclusively female behavior.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:50:43 PM EDT
[#10]
How many times do you have to count the pepperonis before you eat them?
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:51:14 PM EDT
[#11]
OP probably eats his pizza with a fork and knife too.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:51:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: You know who does that, OP? Children. My 10 year old daughter eats the pepperoni off the pizza first. Are you 10? Quoted: Eating the pepperoni first is an autism thing. OP is an autistic child. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:51:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Sometimes I'll grab a topping off a pizza and eat it. But 99% of the time just grab a slice and eat.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:53:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  This. Adults don’t play with their food before eating it. 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:55:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fuck? Just eat the damn pizza! This. Arfcom: making easy stuff difficult for more than 20 years. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:56:33 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP probably eats his pizza with a fork and knife too. This is the proper way to eat pizza.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:57:53 PM EDT
[#17]
And Thorozine makes an appearance too.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:58:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How many times do you have to count the pepperonis before you eat them? I count 1,2,1,2 then I start my motorboat. Or my rowboat if we're going Amish style. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:58:30 PM EDT
[#19]
Well I'm an adult soooo.......
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:58:54 PM EDT
[#20]
I eat the cheese and pepperoni and give the bread to my dog.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:59:28 PM EDT
[#21]
I eat the pizza like a normal person.
Did your parents never teach you to not play with your food? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:02:22 PM EDT
[#22]
FPNI, if I got a takeout or frozen pizza.
If I'm making a pizza, I eat the rest of the pepperoni while the pie is cooking |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:03:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do you eat all the pepperoni first, then eat the slice, or eat the pizza with the pepperoni still on it? 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:03:43 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fuck? Just eat the damn pizza! FPNI! Seriously, I was going to write the same thing, verbatim! |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:03:52 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the proper way to eat pizza. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24531/20201121_214405_jpg-1786460.JPG Lol |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:05:13 PM EDT
[#26]
WTF...you just eat the damn slice.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:08:43 PM EDT
[#27]
I dip mine in sausage gravy first.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:10:34 PM EDT
[#28]
I smear it all over my bare chest, let the dog eat the pepperonis off of me while constantly having to warn him "Ah! No!That's a nipple!".
The rest I scrape off with a soup spoon and eat it. What the fuck kind of dumb question is this? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:10:37 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm not 5 years old, so I eat them as one piece.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:10:42 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How many times do you have to count the pepperonis before you eat them? He's making sure there are the same amount of pepperonis on each slice. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:11:05 PM EDT
[#31]
I still love to scrape all the toppings off, eat the bread, then the toppings. I dont know why. I am in my mid 30s...i love to save the best for last
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:11:34 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You know who does that, OP? Children. My 10 year old daughter eats the pepperoni off the pizza first. Are you 10? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:11:36 PM EDT
[#33]
I don't see the option for using a paper towel to soak up the pepperoni grease.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:11:53 PM EDT
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For me, it's Pizza Hut. The best fast food pizza. I even ask for extra Pizza Hut sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for Pizza Hut sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Pizza Hut worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:12:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The fuck? Just eat the damn pizza! FPNI |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:12:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the proper way to eat pizza. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24531/20201121_214405_jpg-1786460.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: OP probably eats his pizza with a fork and knife too. This is the proper way to eat pizza. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24531/20201121_214405_jpg-1786460.JPG  Failed To Load Title He's right about pizza, you know. It starts at about 1 minute in. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:13:11 PM EDT
[#37]
My brother used to eat all the cheese off a pizza, then re-cover it with Parmesan.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:13:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Little kids and silly women pick at their food for some unknown stupid reason. Normal people eat their fucking food intact.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:16:58 PM EDT
[#39]
get out of NY, OP
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:18:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Not a pepperoni picker myself. Wife will pick off sausage if present, does that count?
The bigger question- do you do the New York City fold it in half so you can jam as much possible in you face thing? I always found that odd. |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:18:43 PM EDT
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Proper technique is to pick your slice up and watch some of the toppings fall off. Utilizing your other hand, you then grab said toppings and eat those first, followed by a bite of pizza. It's science people.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:20:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Eat the thing, then regret it later. I like pepperoni, but sometimes it doesn't like me.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:33:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Do you eat all the pepperoni first, then eat the slice, or eat the pizza with the pepperoni still on it? What kind of fag would eat the pepperoni first? |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:35:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Is the OP on the spectrum?
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:36:16 PM EDT
[#45]
So you like eating cheese pizza and pepperonis......
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:38:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What kind of fag would eat the pepperoni first? I think the options available are: Toddler Crippling OCD Autistic Serial Killer |
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:39:21 PM EDT
[#47]
Come on man, there’s starving people in California
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:40:28 PM EDT
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Not sure what is going to do us in first. The poors bad pizza or Biden.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:41:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Do you eat all the pepperoni first, then eat the slice, or eat the pizza with the pepperoni still on it? 
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Posted: 1/19/2021 3:44:49 PM EDT
[#50]
Autism thread.
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