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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:23:34 PM EDT

Considering the Daniel Day Lewis version is 28 years old and is about the tenth version made and a bit dated.

Who directs? Who stars? Who does the soundtrack?

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:25:03 PM EDT

[#1]

They'd just mess it up. Leave it be.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:25:33 PM EDT

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Considering the Daniel Day Lewis version is 28 years old and is about the tenth version made and a bit dated.

Who directs? Who stars? Who does the soundtrack?

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You cannot fix perfection.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:26:08 PM EDT

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The next one should be based on the Mohawk Tribe telling the RCMP to fuck off in 1990

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:26:46 PM EDT

[#4]

One of the few movies that were better than the book.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:27:06 PM EDT

[#5]

like everything else, the new version will be woke... and it will suck...

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:28:07 PM EDT

[#6]

the new version will be The Last of the Caucasians

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:28:15 PM EDT

[#7]

The new version will have gay Hawkeye giving Uncas the glad eye...

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:28:34 PM EDT

[#8]

With today's Hollywood. Fuck..No. Nope Nope Nope.

The Danial Day Lewis version is good enough.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:30:08 PM EDT

[#9]

In the new version the Indian dude will be a transgendered black female.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:30:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Be careful what you ask for. It will be rewritten with an all trans "women" of color cast and all the bad guys will have ar15s.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:31:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Shut the fuck up, and don't give them any ideas.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:32:15 PM EDT

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Considering the Daniel Day Lewis version is 28 years old and is about the tenth version made and a bit dated.

Who directs? Who stars? Who does the soundtrack?

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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:32:23 PM EDT

[#13]

Oh please God no.
That is one of my favorite movies and like The Princess Bride needs to be left the FUCK alone!

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:34:15 PM EDT

[#14]

I mean it wasn’t that great a movie. 7/10.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:35:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Did they find another one?

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:35:55 PM EDT

[#16]

Why ruin a good thing with tranny Indians?

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:36:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/19/2021 9:39:33 PM EDT

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Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses, by Mark Twain.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:41:31 PM EDT

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I love that movie. There wasn't a USA yet and they were fleeing to escape civilization. They knew what was coming

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:42:41 PM EDT

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That would be cool.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:44:34 PM EDT

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It would be better if they made Bloody Mohawk into a mini-series.

Posted: 1/19/2021 9:53:01 PM EDT

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I wish there was more films/tv shows that took place during that time.

The British American colonies were around for 170 years before the revolution and yet that time period barely gets talked about or mentioned.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:00:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:13:30 PM EDT

[#24]

Natty Bumpo will be a homo sexual (the pause is important)
Uncas will be black.
The Munro daughters will be strong, streetwise lesbians.
Magua will be conflicted about his desire to homo sexually (the pause is important) engage Natty Bumpo AND Uncas at the same time.
Chingachagook will be fighting white supremacy AND the patriarchy for the survival of the Wakandan tribe.
Father Munro is your stereotypical evil (but somehow clueless) evil white male.

Michael Mann will be nowhere near it.

The movie will make $16,000 dollars in theater, win 8 Oscars, and Leslie Joe - I mean Leslie Jones - will tweet for weeks about how audiences aren't cultured enough to understand it.

It will be shown at the White House and immediately inducted into the national archives.

In 50,000 years, aliens will discover a print as they scavenge planet Earth for salvageable resources, and they'll immediately warp away for fear of being contaminated by the ugliness of the Munro sisters.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:14:20 PM EDT

[#25]

They need to release it in 4K like The Patriot was.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:16:17 PM EDT

[#26]

Hopefully they leave this one alone. It's perfect as is.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:17:42 PM EDT

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What they said.

It's hard enough just finding the original Theatrical Cut (112 min).

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:18:02 PM EDT

[#28]

The mid 18th Century living history hobby has not recovered from the last one, and now we have had Outlander foisted upon us. Please no!

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:20:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:22:05 PM EDT

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a graphic novel of that book would be better than what Cooper wrote.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:23:31 PM EDT

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Hawkeye will be a non binary person of color.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:23:58 PM EDT

[#32]

I shared a post on Facebook about this movie the other day. {Let me know if the pic doesn't show please.}

And to borrow a line from the movie, "They're not strangers. And they stay as they lay."

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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:25:21 PM EDT

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Lez heroine who saves the hero and didn't need his help to begin with. He kept getting in the way. In fact, she smashes the entire Iroquois Confederacy on her own. She made the opening of the West possible for the Colonials.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:25:48 PM EDT

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I remember that. Golf course, wasn't it?

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:27:09 PM EDT

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Magua say movie is 7/10.

The Last of the Mohicans (5/5) Movie CLIP - Chingachgook Battles Magua (1992) HD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRG_PNOQmA

Its a good flick about historic North Carolina.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:29:47 PM EDT

[#36]

That'd be like replacing dry rub ribs done to perfection with a runny shit log.
Even then people would defend the new bowel movement, saying "bUt ThE oLd OnE dIdN't HaVe CoRn iN iT!"

Hawkeye will be played by Chris-Chan. All of the Indians will be black for some reason and Hawkeye's love interest will be a dude. It will also take place during WW2 because any history further back is "problematic"

Quit remaking things

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:30:04 PM EDT

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Sadly, this.

Ideally: actor, some unknown NA actor, directed by Christopher Nolan, soundtrack by Hans Zimmer.

2021 Reality: some actor who is a politically active black activist, directed by Spike Lee, soundtrack by whoever is Billboard's top 40 rap track of the week.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:30:28 PM EDT

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This. Last of the Mohicans is amazing as it is. It does not need to be redone.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:31:58 PM EDT

[#39]

It's pretty fucking good the way it is. Spectacular movie.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:39:21 PM EDT

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That'd be like replacing dry rub ribs done to perfection with a runny shit log.
Even then people would defend the new bowel movement, saying "bUt ThE oLd OnE dIdN't HaVe CoRn iN iT!"

Hawkeye will be played by Chris-Chan. All of the Indians will be black for some reason and Hawkeye's love interest will be a dude. It will also take place during WW2 because any history further back is "problematic"

Quit remaking things

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purely poetic perfection.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:39:46 PM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:43:04 PM EDT

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There are a whole series of books that they can turn into movies. Leave The Last of the Mohicans alone for now. Masterpiece!

Leatherstocking_Tales

1740–1755
The Deerslayer The First War Path

1757
The Last of the Mohicans A Narrative of 1757

1758–1759
The Pathfinder The Inland Sea

1793
The Pioneers The Sources of the Susquehanna; A Descriptive Tale

1804
The Prairie A Tale

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:47:10 PM EDT

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So if they did a remake and made a woke movie who gives a crap. Just do not spend your money seeing it.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:49:00 PM EDT

[#44]

I live in the Mohawk valley. But, it supposedly took place in the Lake George region. Movie & sound track... Two thumbs up from me.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:50:06 PM EDT

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I wish there was more films/tv shows that took place during that time.

The British American colonies were around for 170 years before the revolution and yet that time period barely gets talked about or mentioned.

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It's weird today.

I drove past a historical marker almost daily for a year before I stopped, learned it was the spark point of the whiskey rebellion, which was in the furthest reaches of the newly established Country.

I was in a ghetto-ass auto parts store and saw another marker while leaving; It was the "Battle of the Wilderness" pre-revolution; now it's very urban Pittsburgh.

Braddock's field is another park in the ghetto.

Posted: 1/19/2021 10:54:33 PM EDT

[#46]

Dated? What about the film is "dated?"

Does it not have enough jump cuts, or pounding trap music for you? Does it lack a modern SJW message or actor "diversity?" Should it be shot digitally in 60 fps to make it look more "realistic?"

Give us a break OP.