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Posted: 2/17/2019 7:38:56 PM EDT
Well, Mrs Rabinowitz found out from a safe distance Saturday night. We went out dancing at our regular place in a nice area of north Dallas. It is a nice, large floor, no smoking, country music deejay. They make their money on booze.
We show up at opening which is 7. This is when the old people show up. There is plenty of floor space and the young acrobatic dancers haven't arrived. But our regular spot has a different name tag with "Party Like a Pineapple." We figure it is pina colatta night Slowly the place fills up with a large number of fat white chicks in red outfits. Man, lots of people. Then a dwarf who is trying to look like Peter Dinklage arives in a suit. He looks very happy. The place is getting crowed and lots of people are wearing arm bands. We figure it has to do with some sort of club. Our friends show up. I walk over to Cheryl and comment that I've never seen so many people at this place. She looks at me and yells back since it is loud, "It's a Pineapple Party." "What's that?" "It's for swingers." "West coast or east coast?" "Not dancers....swingers." "You mean wife swappers?" "And couples looking for a guy or a girl or another couple or a group of lesbians.....you name it. That's what the different color wrist bands signify....what they want." Explains why the dwarf looked real hopeful. He's got the market cornered on short, horny guys. At this point I walk back to Mrs R and tell her, "You need to ask Cheryl what a Pineapple Party is." She goes over and has the same conversation with a shocked look on her face. When she returns she says, "Well, that makes some sense. Most of these women aren't dressed for dancing. Their outfits are too short and keep riding up." Apparently, a pineapple party started as frat boys getting sorority girls drunk in order to have sex and any permutation. It now is a big gathering of guys who want to see other guys fuck their wives.....or whatever. We dance for about three hours total and decide at 10 o'clock that our legs are getting tired and we have early church in the morning. Mrs R says, "These creepy guys and fat chicks are grossing me out. Let's go." Damn, people are strange. I'll never look at a pineapple the same way again. |
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Sounds like you barely missed an ARFCOM meet up.
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Anybody-else-have-a-threesome-with-their-wife-and-her-best-friend-/5-2195107/ |
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And my GD education continues. That's one I'd never heard of before.
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It used to be a corn-hole, but when you wake up in the morning, mysteriously, a pineapple fits instead.
Kharn |
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Sounds like you barely missed an ARFCOM meet up. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Anybody-else-have-a-threesome-with-their-wife-and-her-best-friend-/5-2195107/ View Quote |
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Co-workers parents bought a house boat and rented a space to dock it. His mother found out what pineapple party was. The only reason why she asked was because she inquired about the pineapple patch someone was wearing.
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Why do people give stupid names to shit? If you want someone to make your wife’s pussy look like a punched lasagna just say so.
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Before opening the thread I figured it was either a thread about swinging or Adam Sandler in hell with Hitler
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Pineapple door knocker as a discrete symbol for swinging has been on ARFCOM before.
I think it dates back all the way to the 70s. |
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Pineapple Princess |
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LOL
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The internet says that the pineapple was a symbol of wealth due to the rarity of the fruit and was connected to the royals since Charles II and was considered a symbol of hospitality in the colonies and was placed on doors as such. Who knew our founding fathers were just a bunch of swingers.
The pineapple doesn’t seem a very sexy fruit to me with all the spikes and stuff. It is a more uncomfortable fruit than, say, a pear. |
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The internet says that the pineapple was a symbol of wealth due to the rarity of the fruit and was connected to the royals since Charles II and was considered a symbol of hospitality in the colonies and was placed on doors as such. Who knew our founding fathers were just a bunch of swingers. The pineapple doesn't seem a very sexy fruit to me with all the spikes and stuff. It is a more uncomfortable fruit than, say, a pear. View Quote |
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Off to find Pineapple Avatar and change login to Pineapple Party.
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The internet says that the pineapple was a symbol of wealth due to the rarity of the fruit and was connected to the royals since Charles II and was considered a symbol of hospitality in the colonies and was placed on doors as such. Who knew our founding fathers were just a bunch of swingers. The pineapple doesn’t seem a very sexy fruit to me with all the spikes and stuff. It is a more uncomfortable fruit than, say, a pear. View Quote |
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You're about a decade late. I was on a motorcycle rally down in Arkansas. Some jokingly said we needed to put a couple pineapples at our hotel doors. Questions lead to answers about why. Then, the rest of the week, we just rode around looking for pineapples on people's porches. And yes, we saw a couple!
But yeah....weird times. |
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PIKOTARO - PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen) (Long Version) (Official Video) [Ultra Records] |
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Two teenage girls left a rotting pineapple on my porch this summer. Does that mean anything?
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Sounds like you barely missed an ARFCOM meet up. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Anybody-else-have-a-threesome-with-their-wife-and-her-best-friend-/5-2195107/ View Quote |
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The local Publix grocery store is the lookout place for the swingers parties. Walk around the store with an upside down pineapple in your cart, someone comes around and gives you an address for the local swingers party. You see some very interesting people with the pineapples, few hot looking, many Wal-Mart types. No thanks
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