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Posted: 12/14/2018 12:00:45 PM EDT

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I love these memes.

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:00:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/14/2018 12:01:07 PM EDT

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Things were better in the good old days.

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My wife drives a VW. I seriously laughed my ass off at that ad...

Then emailed it to her.

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:02:02 PM EDT

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why did you waste time even replying?

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:03:24 PM EDT

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Women hate all other women.

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:04:32 PM EDT

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eject?

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:05:48 PM EDT

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OP, you might be happier swimming at the other end of the pool. Seriously, if you hate women, give men a try. I’ve typically found them satisfactory, and I bet you would too.

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Oh snap.

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:08:29 PM EDT

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Woman = Look at this

Man = Huh

Woman = RIGHT HERE

Man = OK

Woman = YEAH BUT THAT RIGHT THERE

Man = Yeah OK I see it what's the deal

Woman = WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SEE IT

Man = Well you wanted me to look at it

Woman = BUT NOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT LIKE THAT

Man = Like what

Posted: 12/14/2018 12:09:53 PM EDT

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Women always get a bit irritated with me whenever I say ………"hey, is there ever going to be a punch line to this story???".

Posted: 12/14/2018 1:24:24 PM EDT

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Smile and nod, smile and nod...

Posted: 12/14/2018 1:25:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/14/2018 1:26:27 PM EDT

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Wow, the drama is intense!

Posted: 12/14/2018 1:27:22 PM EDT

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I'm gonna ride this one out for a bit and see where it goes.

Posted: 12/14/2018 1:28:21 PM EDT

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Woman = Look at this

Man = Huh

Woman = RIGHT HERE

Man = OK

Woman = YEAH BUT THAT RIGHT THERE

Man = Yeah OK I see it what's the deal

Woman = WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SEE IT

Man = Well you wanted me to look at it

Woman = BUT NOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT LIKE THAT

Man = Like what

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Yep. I've had that very conversation.

Posted: 12/14/2018 1:56:03 PM EDT

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Yep. I've had that very conversation.

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Woman = Look at this

Man = Huh

Woman = RIGHT HERE

Man = OK

Woman = YEAH BUT THAT RIGHT THERE

Man = Yeah OK I see it what's the deal

Woman = WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SEE IT

Man = Well you wanted me to look at it

Woman = BUT NOW YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT LIKE THAT

Man = Like what

Yep. I've had that very conversation.

Yep, usually happens when the wife is on Facebook.
F'ing Facebook is the devil.
There's your problem, OP. Take your wife's FB away.

Posted: 12/14/2018 2:06:45 PM EDT

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"Oh wow."
"Really?"

Just rotate through them until she runs out of breath.

Then hug her and go away.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:00:10 AM EDT

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I know reading is for faggots, but it's also fundumbmental. My wife is talking about MY sister. Not going to sleep with her. Thanks for playing.

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TOTALLY my bad. I thought it was her sister.

Same ending though. Why not just um humm, nod, and let this little shit go? I'm not saying she is right, but she feels right. We speak a different language with our own, and maybe your sister did something/said something... to your wife, in a way only a woman would see. Your wife wants to know you are on her team. Don't drop on a sword over sunglasses. IMHO.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:02:32 AM EDT

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TOTALLY my bad. I thought it was her sister.

Same ending though. Why not just um humm, nod, and let this little shit go? I'm not saying she is right, but she feels right. We speak a different language with our own, and maybe your sister did something/said something... to your wife, in a way only a woman would see. Your wife wants to know you are on her team. Don't drop on a sword over sunglasses. IMHO.

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I know reading is for faggots, but it's also fundumbmental. My wife is talking about MY sister. Not going to sleep with her. Thanks for playing.

TOTALLY my bad. I thought it was her sister.

Same ending though. Why not just um humm, nod, and let this little shit go? I'm not saying she is right, but she feels right. We speak a different language with our own, and maybe your sister did something/said something... to your wife, in a way only a woman would see. Your wife wants to know you are on her team. Don't drop on a sword over sunglasses. IMHO.

Because many men, myself included, enjoy busting someone's balls now and then.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:08:41 AM EDT

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I don't have balls.

We are territorial, and own our space. He went to the defense of another woman to his wife... I'm NOT saying he is wrong, but nothing leads to a win for him in this situation.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:11:36 AM EDT

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I don't have balls.

We are territorial, and own our space. He went to the defense of another woman to his wife... I'm NOT saying he is wrong, but nothing leads to a win for him in this situation.

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Because many men, myself included, enjoy busting someone's balls now and then.

I don't have balls.

We are territorial, and own our space. He went to the defense of another woman to his wife... I'm NOT saying he is wrong, but nothing leads to a win for him in this situation.

I didn't say it was advisable, I just said that many men, myself included, like to bust someone's balls now and then.

And NO, women do have balls in this context!!!

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:21:48 AM EDT

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I didn't say it was advisable, I just said that many men, myself included, like to bust someone's balls now and then.

And NO, women do have balls in this context!!!

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And we will smash said balls into the nearest court. Jump the net, and smack you over the head with the racket. All the while knowing we are right. Don't take sides in this situation. It's a no win. And that's assuming you are right, and the sister isn't being a closeted bitch to the wife.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:24:59 AM EDT

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Wow. OP i bet you’re a blast at parties.

Posted: 12/15/2018 10:34:57 AM EDT

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Women always get a bit irritated with me whenever I say ………"hey, is there ever going to be a punch line to this story???".

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Sometimes the journey is the destination.

Posted: 12/15/2018 10:37:11 AM EDT

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Women always get a bit irritated with me whenever I say ………"hey, is there ever going to be a punch line to this story???".

Sometimes the journey is the destination.

"Sometimes"!!??

Posted: 12/15/2018 10:37:59 AM EDT

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And we will smash said balls into the nearest court. Jump the net, and smack you over the head with the racket. All the while knowing we are right. Don't take sides in this situation. It's a no win. And that's assuming you are right, and the sister isn't being a closeted bitch to the wife.

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I didn't say it was advisable, I just said that many men, myself included, like to bust someone's balls now and then.

And NO, women do have balls in this context!!!

And we will smash said balls into the nearest court. Jump the net, and smack you over the head with the racket. All the while knowing we are right. Don't take sides in this situation. It's a no win. And that's assuming you are right, and the sister isn't being a closeted bitch to the wife.

Well, in that case...…….I think I will take your advice!!!

Posted: 12/15/2018 1:40:25 PM EDT

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I know reading is for faggots, but it's also fundumbmental. My wife is talking about MY sister. Not going to sleep with her. Thanks for playing.

TOTALLY my bad. I thought it was her sister.

Same ending though. Why not just um humm, nod, and let this little shit go? I'm not saying she is right, but she feels right. We speak a different language with our own, and maybe your sister did something/said something... to your wife, in a way only a woman would see. Your wife wants to know you are on her team. Don't drop on a sword over sunglasses. IMHO.

Because many men, myself included, enjoy busting someone's balls now and then.

Posted: 12/15/2018 1:41:57 PM EDT

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Wow. OP i bet you’re a blast at parties.

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You know it!

Posted: 12/15/2018 2:02:21 PM EDT

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Always defend blood family, you can always get a new wife .

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:04:51 PM EDT

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yah know.... i just have this meme for this occasion

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:11:33 PM EDT

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damn, another ruined marriage due to a sibling's poor choice in optic wear.
see it everyday, what a shame.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:19:39 PM EDT

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TOTALLY my bad. I thought it was her sister.

Same ending though. Why not just um humm, nod, and let this little shit go? I'm not saying she is right, but she feels right. We speak a different language with our own, and maybe your sister did something/said something... to your wife, in a way only a woman would see. Your wife wants to know you are on her team. Don't drop on a sword over sunglasses. IMHO.

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Aren't all these "feels" part of the problem? Just because you feel something doesn't make it right. And wouldn't it be better to correct bad behavior like insulting your sibling than to go along with it because of the feels?

Any woman who makes you pick sides like that doesn't sound so great....

And to clarify it's not just against women. Why would a girl want to be with someone that makes her choice between her friends/family and him?

Obviously not everyone is going to get along all the time but no one should have to deal with being stuck in the middle of it.

OP's answer should be simple. "You guys don't have to be best friends but I don't want to hear it". And the same response if his sister is bitching to him about his wife.

Posted: 12/15/2018 9:41:04 PM EDT

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Never argue with a woman using reason or logic; it'll just confuse her and make her angry.

Posted: 12/16/2018 6:03:30 AM EDT

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OP's answer should be simple. "You guys don't have to be best friends but I don't want to hear it". And the same response if his sister is bitching to him about his wife.

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^^ I think had he said just that, it wouldn't have been an issue.

I never said she was right, it's about picking battles, and a man coming back from a snarky girl comment with a snarky girl reply isn't a winner.

I'm trying to help, not inflame. IMHO, YMMV. Peace.

Posted: 12/16/2018 6:08:46 AM EDT

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No. OP is not gay

My wife (no pics for you! ) just showed me a pic my sister had posted of herself in some new sunglasses. Before I go on, my wife and my sister have this weird animosity thing going on. So, my wife says to me...

Wife: I don't get these sunglasses.

Me: Ok

Wife: They're just... not her.

Me: Ok

~silent pause~

Wife: I'm just saying

Me: Well, I don't get your goofy sunglasses either. Who cares?

Me: Different strokes for different folks.

~pissy look on wife's face~

Me: Oh, was I supposed to validate your comment by agreeing?

Wife: YES! (as she storms off)