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Posted: 5/26/2022 8:17:15 PM EDT

[#1]

Milk, eggs, bread; I’m going to French Toast the shit out of this meltdown.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:17:43 PM EDT

[#2]

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It’s the apocalypse, bareback that shit

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:18:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Dogfood. Every can of protein I can.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:19:54 PM EDT

[#4]

Cigarettes and liquor.

I'll be trading them for favors.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:27:46 PM EDT

[#5]

Canned goods, pasta and sauce, water, some acorn squash, some fruit cause i wont get any for a while. Some cherry coke for the wife.
I would hit the auguson farms section, batteries, candles, lots of chips and canned dip, tuna, canned chicken, ramen,

I would also call wife and say fill the water bob and every bottle and jug we have.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:28:35 PM EDT

[#6]

Salt.

Spam.

Bottled water.

Peanut butter.

Flats and flats of ramen.

Everclear, whisky, rum, brandy.

Canned goods like they're goin' out of style... 'cause they are. Canned meat, canned veggies & fruits.

D, AA, AAA batteries.

1st Aid supplies.

Cold relief supplies: robitussin, zinc tablets (for prevention) & others.

Sterile saline solution, 'cause eyewash and sanitary washing is needed.

Toilet Paper

I already have 10 gallon buckets; I need trash bags for bathroom service.

GASOLINE CANS up the ying yang. I may be the only one within 10 houses with a gas generator. I'll share with people, but not for free.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:29:07 PM EDT

[#7]

i would jerk off first, that'll take about 29 minutes

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:29:33 PM EDT

[#8]

Anal beads, two rubber chickens and sponge.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:30:48 PM EDT

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Cans. Or similar stuff with a long shelf life.

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Canned meat, veg, fruit, rice, beans, milk,

Protein powder, vitamins, supplements.

OTC meds.

Posted: 5/26/2022 8:35:05 PM EDT

[#10]

If the GF is here ... she's getting a hard 30.

If not, combat jack and grab BHP.

Edit ... Ok she's get a hard 14 minutes, but I'm telling her it was 30.

Posted: 5/27/2022 5:57:10 PM EDT

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All the cigarettes they have

Don't need more food, but those will trade for alot of extras.

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Tiny liquor bottles, like the ones they used to provide on long airliner flights.

Posted: 5/27/2022 5:58:58 PM EDT

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Like Chernobyl meltdown soon or something you know will fuck up power/supplies/ etc. Real apocalypse type scenario.

You're at the grocery store. You can get one cart of anything. Prolbably the last time you'll see a stocked shelf that hasnt been looted.

What do you fill your cart with from the grocery store?

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I don’t need anything,

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Posted: 5/27/2022 6:00:24 PM EDT

[#13]

Beef jerky, TUMS and water.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:00:38 PM EDT

[#14]

I like ~~turtles~~ meat.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:02:39 PM EDT

[#15]

Whiskey and condoms. My grocery store has a fine selection of both.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:04:45 PM EDT

[#16]

pool shock - the powdered chlorine kind, at least one case.
rice, beans, bottled water
matches / lighters
ramen
canned meats
canned fruits
everclear
foil
gallon ziplock bags
large trash bags (39 gallon size)
duct tape

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:06:28 PM EDT

[#17]

If you were around for the last one, you know the correct answer is TP, massive amounts of TP.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:09:13 PM EDT

[#18]

Home Depot
for
T posts
to
put severed heads on

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:09:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2022 6:13:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2022 6:15:01 PM EDT

[#21]

Twinkies

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:22:40 PM EDT

[#22]

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Posted: 5/27/2022 6:23:02 PM EDT

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I'm stocked up and need nothing. The neighbors and I would be repelling flatlanders who think the mountains are a good place to flee to. There'd be a local purge too.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:26:51 PM EDT

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I'm stocked up and need nothing. The neighbors and I would be repelling flatlanders who think the mountains are a good place to flee to. There'd be a local purge too.

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if you listen real close you can hear the banjo music.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:44:42 PM EDT

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Like Chernobyl meltdown soon or something you know will fuck up power/supplies/ etc. Real apocalypse type scenario.

You're at the grocery store. You can get one cart of anything. Prolbably the last time you'll see a stocked shelf that hasnt been looted.

What do you fill your cart with from the grocery store?

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Bread and milk baby!!!

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:47:01 PM EDT

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To be honest, not the worst thing you could buy. You can eat it cold. I’d get a pack of plastic spoons while you’re at it. I’m already stocked up otherwise.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:48:37 PM EDT

[#27]

I'd grab like 4 cases of vodka and irish whisky, then concentrate on batteries, first aid stuff and canned goods. I already have all of the above in two locations (in minecraft) but it can't hurt to top off the tank so to speak.

Posted: 5/27/2022 6:51:46 PM EDT

[#28]

Don't forget manual can openers! There's always a shortage of them when the lights go out and the electric can openers don't work.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:00:47 PM EDT

[#29]

The cutest checkout girl they have.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:25:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Rice, beans, canned ham, canned chicken, Crystals hot sauce, vegetables, multi vitamins.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:37:05 PM EDT

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This is a really solid answer.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:39:56 PM EDT

[#32]

I park the cart and go home. I already have what I need.

Posted: 5/27/2022 7:59:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Chocolate, boxed wine, and TP.

I might die but it'll be from all the sex from frantic MILF's who want to be pacified with their favorite legal drugs.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:01:29 PM EDT

[#34]

Peeps

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:01:53 PM EDT

[#35]

Duh. Eggs, milk, and bread

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:04:06 PM EDT

[#36]

not my Jif...the fuckers.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:05:22 PM EDT

[#37]

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Like Chernobyl meltdown soon or something you know will fuck up power/supplies/ etc. Real apocalypse type scenario.

You're at the grocery store. You can get one cart of anything. Prolbably the last time you'll see a stocked shelf that hasnt been looted.

What do you fill your cart with from the grocery store?

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I know I am probally fked anyway so 30 min is enough time to leave the store and send one or two folks I REALLY dont like to the afterlife before me.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:06:26 PM EDT

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I know I am probally fked anyway so 30 min is enough time to send one or two folks I REALLY dont like to the afterlife before me.

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Even if it's just local and you live, those deaths will be so overshadowed, I bet you'd get away with it. Even if it's high profile.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:38:48 PM EDT

[#39]

canned food
lighters
matches
crackers
first aid supplies

I have been stocking up on preps the last three years and have all I need for the family for about a year. The items above are just extras. Either I get those items or just high tail it back to the house and start buttoning up.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:49:37 PM EDT

[#40]

Feminine hygiene products.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:51:48 PM EDT

[#41]

Cans of beef ravioli. I love that stuff, and its not horrible cold.

Posted: 5/27/2022 8:53:13 PM EDT

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No if he had learned from the pandemic he would have bought 2 big packs of micro fiber rags and a few gallons of bleach for washing them. Thats what I did, but never needed it. For 20 bucks it cost I would have been good for a year or more.

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Oh thats nasty.

Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:23 PM EDT

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Grid down scenario? You and I best be stocking up on Red Bull.

I reckon we’z fixin to be busy.

Posted: 5/27/2022 9:22:29 PM EDT

[#44]

Condoms
Tampons
Liquor
Raid the pharmacy for birth control pills

Open my own little whore house. People love to fuck, and parasites get in the way of that.

Posted: 5/27/2022 9:33:09 PM EDT

[#45]

COFFEE!! Cain't live widdout coffee.

Posted: 5/27/2022 9:34:54 PM EDT

[#46]

all the medicines and first aid stuff they have, some of them high priced razors.

canned fruit
canned veggies
peanut butter
chocolate
graham crackers
bag of snickers
canned soups
TP
women hygiene stuff (for the wife and daughter)

and a jar of Cashews :)

Posted: 5/27/2022 9:35:31 PM EDT

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Is this Chernobyl a thousand miles away and I'll lose power, or is it in my town and I'm at risk for radiation?

Cuz if the latter I'm leaving the grocery store, grabbing my GTFO stuff and heading north.

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WTF would you go to Turkey for?