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Quoted: Interesting house OP. The vitamin D may come in handy as it doesn't appear you like sunlight very much. View Quote Wile E. Coyote. Supergenius. Coyote Eaticcus Anythingus |
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I'll be moving north eventually. I won't sell, I will rent for the mortgage plus. It's a thang.
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I think to a meth lab entrepreneur it may be just the ticket. Or perhaps Nosferatu may find it is just the thing for those long sleepy days.
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Ok, and while I'd like to complain, I actually think it's Providence. I shall be moving in gradually over the next month. Instead of having to do it in a massive slam in a single day. Because the insurance company waited until the last minute, even though a month ago I had a deep convo with the general and he was confident everything would be gtg a week ago.
Nope. And by my back of an envelope math, that's going to cost the ins co. about 2000 dollars. I mean, over and above rent costs, in late fees, extra rent that would not have otherwise been necessary and other fees. Whereas if they'd have just said, "Look, we're just gonna set everything a month past best case, and leave a healthy cushion for the unexpected." I mean, I called. I axed. I was insistent in a non confrontational way. "Are you sure it will be ready?" "Oh yes, no worry!" They'd have saved two grand of unnecessary costs. Well, I suppose it makes the world go round. Still wish I was kang, though. Things would be nice until I was dead for ~ten years and the regular stupid took over again as is the general paradigm of history. |
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Ahh no, although thats a side bennie. Mainly it's more along the line of, look, I worked 12 hours yesterday and I have to pull another 12 today, after only 8 to drive home, sleep, shit, shower, and eat, and cook, and drive another 45 minutes back, and I know it's 2 pm, but I really wish you would hold off revving the throttle on your project bike so I could sleep a few hours. Orrrr..., I can build a soundproof house and you can make all the noise you want, because I can't hear it. I win!
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I may have been prejudiced from 19 months in this redneck white trash house, after the fire, because my house is not in such a place, but always safe, never sorry. it's 2018. I can use cameras and flatscreen monitors instead of windows. You know what? Windows are fragile. A brick wall with a camera is much less so.
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I just ordered 50 plastic coated stakes, 48". Will get a couple fence panels tomorrow, and the charger and line is gtg. Both horses and the dags, ghawd its gonna be nice, almost two years later. Sweet! Plus a moose once bit my syster. No Realli!
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Don't you hurt my dag! Or whatever. Ted Levine is actually a really cool dude. Fiction. How does it work?
Magnets! |
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When 85% of GD says your fortress house looks like a meth lab, rape dungeon, or psycho killer's lair, it's probably well past time to start reevaluating your priorities. View Quote Sorry OP |
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Yes What the Fuck ???? where are the Damn Windows ???? Those that are pictured are not windows Period !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! View Quote Here it is, on the inside. It is a heat pump, but there's a furnace in the attic. *trumpet fanfare* The dungeon |
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In for pics of how this masterpiece turns out. Entertaining thread. I just read the whole damn thing
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@AK_Nightcrawler The painters are there now, and the 1/4 round is going on today. I hauled a bunch of appliances this AM, and ate some biscuits and gravy from a convenience store. Now I'm totally ill. I will not eat biscuits and gravy for a long time, because the gag.
Yay. The house looks good though. I like it. |
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I'm alternately vomiting, posting, spewing poo, vomiting, and posting. Fun times.
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Nice. I bought a house a couple months ago, was built in '64. Found a room no one seems to have known about under the garage. Like 27x 20 -ish.
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2 questions:
1) Are you expecting a big bad wolf? 2) What happened to your two brothers and are they ok? |
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i guess if you like living in your very own prison good for you. I don't fear the outside world as much as you apparently do
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Didn't see an option for a Jehova's Witness church.
Have any copies of Watchtower OP? |
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i guess if you like living in your very own prison good for you. I don't fear the outside world as much as you apparently do View Quote |
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And you did walk the world thru your house on YT View Quote Who wants to git et by dags? Bring it on! The exterior doors have Dbl Cylinder deadbolts, as do both bedrooms. So bust a window and come on in. You'll be hauling everything back out through that window, too. out of whichever bedroom you get in, because that's as far as you'll get. It's a Johnny Cash booglery. "One Piece At A Time". I'll have a notice of motion by zone in real time, and the popo on the way. There's 12 cameras, and a 1TB dvr, and cloud storage too. So we'll have footage to post on "America's Dumbest Criminals" for the lulz. |
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Yup. Who wants to git et by dags? Bring it on! The exterior doors have Dbl Cylinder deadbolts, as do both bedrooms. So bust a window and come on in. You'll be hauling everything back out through that window, too. out of whichever bedroom you get in, because that's as far as you'll get. It's a Johnny Cash booglery. "One Piece At A Time". I'll have a notice of motion by zone in real time, and the popo on the way. There's 12 cameras, and a 1TB dvr, and cloud storage too. So we'll have footage to post on "America's Dumbest Criminals" for the lulz. View Quote |
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I'm the man in the boxBuried in my shit
Won't you come and save me Save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me Save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut |
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That neighborhood reminds me of the on base housing at Ft. Hood.
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What's so impressive about a double cylinder deadbolt? Why can't they just bust thru the deadbolts all the way thru the house? I mean, we know to bring the battering ram to your place now. View Quote I wish you were my neighbor, because they would rob you first. You want to live in a house that is pretty, which is ghey. I don't have to be impervious to burglary, you understand, I only have to be less vulnerable than the neighbors. Like the outrun the bear joke. |
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Damn that's an ugly house. I have to assume you're single because no normal woman would go along with that. After a few years you'll emerge looking like Papillon. https://i.gifer.com/2x4F.gif View Quote Y'all probably never knew Henri Charriere wrote a book...y'all thought it was a screenplay, and that means I'm dumb. |
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Build it exactly the way you want OP.
Not a damn thing wrong with it except your gonna be “the weird house”. Who gives a shit go with it. |
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Yeah. Burglars are like criminal special forces. They plan their shit like devgroup assaulting a bunker. I wish you were my neighbor, because they would rob you first. You want to live in a house that is pretty, which is ghey. I don't have to be impervious to burglary, you understand, I only have to be less vulnerable than the neighbors. Like the outrun the bear joke. View Quote |
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Why didn't you build it on a crawlspace?
You'll never find a more convenient place to dispose of a body than a crawlspace. |
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It's not really my style but if it makes the OP happy, that's all that matters. Eye of the beholder and all. Glad you were able to get something you wanted after a fire, that is something I never want to experience
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It's not really my style but if it makes the OP happy, that's all that matters. Eye of the beholder and all. Glad you were able to get something you wanted after a fire, that is something I never want to experience View Quote On the right is all my shit, neatly packed in moving boxes. Fire happened two weeks after closing. |
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