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Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days.
God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. |
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Durkha Durkha , Mohammed Jihad
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Thank you Iraq, for giving me the emptiness inside me.
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"Having Trump's cock in my mouth keeps me on an even keel." -Subnet
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![]() Freedom Isn't Free - Team America OST |
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My wife and I watched it the other night. Laughed our asses off again. The last song when the credits are playing is the best.
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Look, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be sexy, but shit happens!
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Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles.
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Originally Posted By Blacktide: Tropic Thunder is mine. But I also love Team America. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Blacktide: Originally Posted By Hyperformer: Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles. Tropic Thunder is mine. But I also love Team America. Tropic Thunder is a solid choice. Def in my top 10. |
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"America! Fuck yeah!"
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brought back from the beyond to be a half-dead short-bus riding seat warmer in the Dracula factory.
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I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out a few times the first time I saw it.
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Originally Posted By CRSSBNS: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. View Quote Now suck my cock. |
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Life was simple back then. I was in middle school
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Someone should make another one. I'd watch it.
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Originally Posted By CRSSBNS: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. View Quote Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? |
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GD is talented. If you are butt hurtable, someone will hurt your butt. . - 74novaman
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![]() Team America- America F*** Yeah- Lyrics |
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"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" |
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The object is to have your sword wiped clean and resheathed before your enemy's head hits the ground.
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Falling Down is another that couldn't be made today.
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What the chans will be remembered for is saving humanity - the ideology of individuality - the platform of existence itself. - Seraphim
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Originally Posted By eracer: "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" View Quote You had me at dicks fuck assholes |
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Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel...
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I will never die
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Even if I'm losing, it means I'm still fighting.
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"I will never die."
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Grab life by the pussy!
Single men in barracks don't turn in to plaster saints. - Rudyard Kipling |
Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.
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“Seriously, at least they are out putting rounds down range rather than taking their insulin shots and shitposting on ARfcom.”
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The unrated puppet sex scene is hilarious. As is the dicks, pussies and assholes explanation.
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Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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You've got balls. I like balls.
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Thank you for my service. Where is my cake?
Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards. |
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Suprise, Cock Fag!
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I Love the taste of Hydraulic Oil in the Morning. |
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Last time I watched it was the morning of my Naturalization ceremony. Really got me in the mood.
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Originally Posted By theskuh: Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By theskuh: Originally Posted By CRSSBNS: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? Yeah; the ending was beyond retarded, and a rare showing of massive misperception on their part. I don't even know what the 'gag' of TrumpGarrison destroying the Covid cure was supposed to be satirizing, since it resembled reality in no way whatsoever. |
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"....now I'm learning to be a part of societ............societ...........sss."
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The wife put the old thunderbirds show on last night and didn't understand why I started giggling.......
Now I'm stuck on watching thunderbird again. |
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Alabama: That the great, general and essential principles of liberty and free government may be recognized and established, we declare....That every citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the state. (Art. I, § 26)
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Originally Posted By 20iner: Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 20iner: Originally Posted By Bass_Assassin: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy. No kidding. Apparently even Kim Jong Un (the real dictator, who was a huge western film buff) was a fan of it, since it portrayed him as a really significant player on the world stage (and he probably did get a kick out of the Hans Blix bit) |
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...still vomiting
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Alabama: That the great, general and essential principles of liberty and free government may be recognized and established, we declare....That every citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the state. (Art. I, § 26)
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Now suck my dick
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INSPECT THAT, YOU BUTT-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
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Booty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Love that movie!
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Come to save the mother fuckin day, yeah
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Matt Damon.
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Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol.
I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE". |
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Originally Posted By eracer: "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" View Quote Best speech in a movie, ever. |
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