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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:27:02 PM EST
Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days.

God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S.

Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:01:33 PM EST
Durkha Durkha , Mohammed Jihad
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:04:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:08:15 PM EST
Freedom Isn't Free - Team America OST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:09:50 PM EST
My wife and I watched it the other night. Laughed our asses off again. The last song when the credits are playing is the best.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:11:00 PM EST
Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:19:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
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I'm 41 and Blazing Saddles is in my top 3 movies. Team America is in my Top 20.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:20:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
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Tropic Thunder is mine.  But I also love Team America.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:59:06 PM EST
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Tropic Thunder is mine.  But I also love Team America.
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Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles.


Tropic Thunder is mine.  But I also love Team America.


Tropic Thunder is a solid choice. Def in my top 10.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:00:19 PM EST
"America! Fuck yeah!"
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:03:27 PM EST
I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out a few times the first time I saw it.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:06:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By CRSSBNS:
Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days.

God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S.

Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back.
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Now suck my cock.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:06:23 PM EST
Life was simple back then. I was in middle school
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:08:19 PM EST
Someone should make another one. I'd watch it.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:13:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By CRSSBNS:
Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days.

God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S.

Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back.
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Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special?

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:20:02 PM EST
Team America- America F*** Yeah- Lyrics
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:28:01 PM EST
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:32:10 PM EST
Falling Down is another that couldn't be made today.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:34:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By eracer:
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
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You had me at dicks fuck assholes
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:48:25 PM EST
Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:52:01 PM EST
I will never die
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:59:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:01:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Swiss_Cheeze:
Someone should make another one. I'd watch it.
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I’m still waiting for the second South Park. It would have heralded the apocalypse.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:04:44 PM EST
"I will never die."
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:14:32 PM EST
Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:16:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bass_Assassin:
Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.
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you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:17:56 PM EST
The unrated puppet sex scene is hilarious.  As is the dicks, pussies and assholes explanation.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:19:00 PM EST
You've got balls.  I like balls.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:19:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bass_Assassin:
Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.
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Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:23:38 PM EST
Suprise, Cock Fag!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:25:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MissouriMarauder:
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My God.... he’s incredible.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:27:10 PM EST
Last time I watched it was the morning of my Naturalization ceremony. Really got me in the mood.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:57:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skydivesnake:
Last time I watched it was the morning of my Naturalization ceremony. Really got me in the mood.
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Thats fuckin awesome
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:10:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By theskuh:

Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special?

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Originally Posted By theskuh:
Originally Posted By CRSSBNS:
Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days.

God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S.

Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back.

Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special?


Yeah; the ending was beyond retarded, and a rare showing of massive misperception on their part.  I don't even know what the 'gag' of TrumpGarrison destroying the Covid cure was supposed to be satirizing, since it resembled reality in no way whatsoever.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:11:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By andersw:
Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel...
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I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:12:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:12:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Desert_AIP:
"I will never die."
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*vomits...continues vomiting...  ....continues vomiting...


...



...still vomiting...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:13:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:14:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 20iner:


Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy.
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Originally Posted By 20iner:
Originally Posted By Bass_Assassin:
Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.


Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy.


No kidding.  Apparently even Kim Jong Un (the real dictator, who was a huge western film buff) was a fan of it, since it portrayed him as a really significant player on the world stage (and he probably did get a kick out of the Hans Blix bit)
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:15:04 PM EST
...still vomiting

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:15:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:17:58 PM EST
Now suck my dick
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:20:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By barnbwt:

I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult?
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They could use CGI.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:22:56 PM EST
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you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene?
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How is that even possible?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:23:32 PM EST
INSPECT THAT, YOU BUTT-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:24:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bass_Assassin:
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So you’re young, tarded, and can’t speak without profanity.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:25:55 PM EST
Love that movie!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:27:09 PM EST
Come to save the mother fuckin day, yeah
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:27:49 PM EST
Matt Damon.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:30:19 PM EST
Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol.

I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE".
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:35:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By eracer:
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
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Best speech in a movie, ever.
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