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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:01:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Durkha Durkha , Mohammed Jihad
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:04:40 PM EDT
[#2]
 Now suck my cock! |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:08:15 PM EDT
[#3]
 Freedom Isn't Free - Team America OST |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:09:50 PM EDT
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My wife and I watched it the other night. Laughed our asses off again. The last song when the credits are playing is the best.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:11:00 PM EDT
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Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:19:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles. I'm 41 and Blazing Saddles is in my top 3 movies. Team America is in my Top 20. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:20:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles. Tropic Thunder is mine. But I also love Team America. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:59:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tropic Thunder is mine. But I also love Team America. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Team America will be our generations Blazing Saddles. Tropic Thunder is mine. But I also love Team America. Tropic Thunder is a solid choice. Def in my top 10. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:00:19 PM EDT
[#9]
"America! Fuck yeah!"
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:03:27 PM EDT
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I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out a few times the first time I saw it.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:06:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. Now suck my cock. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:06:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Life was simple back then. I was in middle school
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:08:19 PM EDT
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Someone should make another one. I'd watch it.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:13:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:20:02 PM EDT
[#15]
 Team America - America, F*ck Yeah! (Lyrics) |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:28:01 PM EDT
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"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:32:10 PM EDT
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Falling Down is another that couldn't be made today.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:34:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" You had me at dicks fuck assholes |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:48:25 PM EDT
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Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel...
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:52:01 PM EDT
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I will never die
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Posted: 1/13/2021 10:59:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:01:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone should make another one. I'd watch it. I’m still waiting for the second South Park. It would have heralded the apocalypse. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:04:44 PM EDT
[#23]
"I will never die."
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:14:32 PM EDT
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Team America is a shit stain watched by morons.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:16:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. you got tired of masturbating to the sex scene? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:17:56 PM EDT
[#26]
The unrated puppet sex scene is hilarious. As is the dicks, pussies and assholes explanation.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:19:00 PM EDT
[#27]
You've got balls. I like balls.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:19:22 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:23:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Suprise, Cock Fag!
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:25:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Durkha Durkha , Mohammed Jihad My God.... he’s incredible. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:27:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Last time I watched it was the morning of my Naturalization ceremony. Really got me in the mood.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 11:57:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Last time I watched it was the morning of my Naturalization ceremony. Really got me in the mood. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:10:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Watching that movie right now and there's no way they could make anything like that these days. God I miss those days, when shit was so much simpler. The AWB had just ended and there was no SJW B.S. Can we all get a refund for the last decade? I want my money back. Ha they don't care. They would make it now. Did you watch the South Park Pandemic special? Yeah; the ending was beyond retarded, and a rare showing of massive misperception on their part. I don't even know what the 'gag' of TrumpGarrison destroying the Covid cure was supposed to be satirizing, since it resembled reality in no way whatsoever. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:11:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Matt and Trey were in serious talks, with people who worked on the first one, a least a year ago on a sequel... I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult? |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:12:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:12:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I will never die." *vomits...continues vomiting... ....continues vomiting... ... ...still vomiting... |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:13:09 AM EDT
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The wife put the old thunderbirds show on last night and didn't understand why I started giggling.......
Now I'm stuck on watching thunderbird again. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:14:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. Yeah its actually a masterpiece, guy. No kidding. Apparently even Kim Jong Un (the real dictator, who was a huge western film buff) was a fan of it, since it portrayed him as a really significant player on the world stage (and he probably did get a kick out of the Hans Blix bit) |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:15:04 AM EDT
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...still vomiting
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:15:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. That's certainly one opinion. 
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:17:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Now suck my dick
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:20:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought they've said repeatedly they would never work with puppets again, because it was so difficult? They could use CGI. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:22:56 AM EDT
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Quote Historyyou got tired of masturbating to the sex scene? How is that even possible? |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:23:32 AM EDT
[#44]
INSPECT THAT, YOU BUTT-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:24:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Team America is a shit stain watched by morons. So you’re young, tarded, and can’t speak without profanity. |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:25:55 AM EDT
[#46]
Love that movie!
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:27:09 AM EDT
[#47]
Come to save the mother fuckin day, yeah
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:27:49 AM EDT
[#48]
Matt Damon.
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:30:19 AM EDT
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Legend has it during the screening when the opening scene (with the meta crappy puppet show) played a studio exec jumped up and said (of Parker/Stone) "THEY'VE FUCKED US." Fuckin' lol.
I nearly had a cardiac arrest from laughing during the sex scene. "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE". |
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Posted: 1/14/2021 12:35:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" Best speech in a movie, ever. |
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