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He who makes monkey his slave is a poor master. - Chairman Mao
I really don't know that using monkeys for forced labor would be any more effective than teaching cats how to march close order drill. So I'm thinking there's something in it for the monkey if he's doing anything at all. |
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[#2]
Monkey farm workers
Forced out of work by PETA Now monkey hookers |
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[#3]
What I want to know is why PETA isn't all up in arms about the whole "support animal" craze going on. I mean, people have "support" horses, and "support" snakes... What the fuck, PETA?
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That's not the same brand my local Costco sells. I'll pick some up anyway before they can yank it.
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Quoted: CoC 1 Removed --- Edited by brass View Quote I really wish I could read this comment. I bet it was a doozie |
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Quoted: I really wish I could read this comment. I bet it was a doozie View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: CoC 1 Removed --- Edited by brass I really wish I could read this comment. I bet it was a doozie Sorry comrade. Not allowed to talk about slave labor in China because of Xiden executive order. |
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Teavanna, which was a spinoff of Starbucks, had a tea called Monkey Picked. I remember hearing them talking about it in the store. They'd send monkeys to the tops of trees to get the tea leaves. Why is this a problem now?
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Monkeys are an evolutionary bottleneck. They have no place on this planet other than be a potential disease carrier, test subject for everything from makeup to nuclear warfare exposure and crash testing. Other than that, they waste resources and make very poor pets (danger of murder and mayhem not to mention taking over the world damn dirty ape style). PETA wants to exterminate humans and let animals take over. PETA is the apex terrorist group on the planet! They and their monkey armies need to go!
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Target and Costco are 2 of the worst companies for jumping on every stupid feel good cause that comes down .
Cannot tell you how many times I've heard clerks working in these liberal enclaves complaining " it's Corporate It's Corporate ". Not sure what they mean but they appear to be brain washed on company policy . FT. FC . gd |
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These hypocrites are doing this since the coconut milk is a small item in the grand scheme of things, and monkeys are a little genetically closer to humans that we'd like. I don't see them dropping other products from enslaved animals.
I'm sure plenty of agricultural products from India and Thailand are produced by elephants that have shitty lives. |
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Want a monkey that can mow my yard so I don' thave to use child labor lol.
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Freaking clown world when 1% of the loudest idiots dictate the policies of companies.
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[#20]
Can Monkeys be trained to pick Ripe Blueberry's reliably? Without sticking a finger in their ass, and maintaining some semblance of hygienic practices?
Just asking for a friend that wont pay 15 bucks Min. Wage, and really doesn't want to retire from farming, moving, and starting over just before retiring....and always liked the idea of a Primate rescue. |
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Quoted: Should any company that uses animals be similarly shunned? Using dogs for herding or security? Using pigs to hunt truffles? Using horses for transportation? View Quote Stealing the blood of Horseshoe crabs, just to make medical supplies? Using Elephants to paint pictures to sell? Where will it end?!?!? |
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Okay, gotta update the list.
Making a monkey work = bad and wrong Shooting a core in the head and eating it = acceptable Where do draft animals like oxen and horses fit here? Do we boycott a farm that still use horses to pull carts, for example? |
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Quoted: You beat it. Monkeys that pick the cocinuts, get babnanna monkeys that dont, get the stick. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How do you force a monkey to work? You beat it. Monkeys that pick the cocinuts, get babnanna monkeys that dont, get the stick. So exactly the same as a whole bunch of people in slavery all over the world? Which libs give zero shits about. |
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What about cotton products picked by Uyghur slaves?
Eventually China will wish they had picked their own cotton once they get Uyghur Lives Matter burning down their cities, business and industry. |
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Quoted: Monkeys' need job too! View Quote If ya notice, Pedo Joe has a bust of Ceasar Chavez in his office. There are no accidents or circumstance in Politics, Political optics, or Agriculture. Mechanized Tomato harvest, cut the Chavez movement down. The Marxist movement supported by academia(Specifically Harvards entitled cunts) with the support of the media(ABC national and all regional broadcast outlets) attacked my neighbor, with a slander piece because he had the contract for Wal-Mart, Kroger, IGA, and several others, that he supplied with our regional growers, and independent growers in several states, supporting him. Over the years, he took damn good care of his crews, and despite all the small town bullshit and he and I coming to blows several times, business is business, and our bullshit wasn't the neighbors problem. The bigger problem was and always will be the ass maggots and Marxist trash in DC. The fuckers killed him, and destroyed a regional agricultural hold out to centralization. Now we are all fucked. Dole, Naturipe,Berry Giant, the Asian market exporters, and the multinational giants, have moved in and have driven all the growers to ground, by buying the freezer space, and filling it with imported garbage, and fruit I wouldn't feed to a rabid fucking Coyote. They had to control the markets here, and went after the largest outlets, and did. Using the same tactics. https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/young-children-working-blueberry-fields-walmart-severs-ties/story?id=8951044 Pay attention when watching. We are on the shore of Lake Michigan. There are no mountains or hills here, as it Glacial heave, sandy loam, and hardwoods around the fields. I caught the fuckers in the west field when they tried filming, and kicked the assholes back to the minivan and sent them packing. My crew gave me heads up. NONE of the footage is on any one of Adkins fields, or any Farm around here. The assholes are going after the Ag sector and retailers again. They don't need truth, just perception driven by a supportive media. |
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Quoted: What about cotton products picked by Uyghur slaves? Eventually China will wish they had picked their own cotton once they get Uyghur Lives Matter burning down their cities, business and industry. View Quote In a fair and just world without Marxists...I would agree. But until the last Marxist is driven to ground, it wont happen. Not a fan of Mooselimbs. But at least they are fighting off of the same pages, with a different interpretation, and have a somewhat logical claim, and are Human. The folks in Hong Kong...are proof. |
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Quoted: Better job picking coconuts than being launched into space. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/33050/space-rhesus-monkey-e1475256881212-1280x-1799108.JPG View Quote Or being the centerpiece in a Faces of Death dinner scene |
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There you go the Dems are going to put monkeys on the unemployment line! We need a monkey job protection law. Attached File
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[#36]
Forced monkey labor?
Have these motherfuckers never heard of livestock, or working animals? |
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Quoted: Stealing the blood of Horseshoe crabs, just to make medical supplies? Using Elephants to paint pictures to sell? Where will it end?!?!? View Quote The annoying part is they CUT THE PICTURES UP and sell parts of them. Like the one elephant that painted a no shit artists rendition of a fire truck, and if you look at it and a kid says "fire truck" you go "oh yeah I see a fire truck in there". They. Cut. It. The. Fuck. Up. Goddamn hippies got no goddamn respect for art. Here, solve this. You SELL OUT all these things all the time. RAISE THE PRICE and DON'T cut it. Sell the whole board in it's glorious elephant size so you really get the experience of the fucking elephant having painted it, instead they cut it up to fit in skinny jean soyboy faggot's little art room in his shitty manhattan apartment. |
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They’re free to unionize.
posted from my Apple mobile device likely built by child labor (who are also free to unionize). |
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Quoted: There is one thing you must be sure of. I can't take any more. Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How do you force a monkey to work? You beat it. Monkeys that pick the cocinuts, get babnanna monkeys that dont, get the stick. it works, Or it spends the night in the box. It picks coconuts.. , Or it spends the night in the box. It makes quota, , Or it spends the night in the box etc.. There is one thing you must be sure of. I can't take any more. Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey! |
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Quoted: Get em addicted to meth, reward them with a small bump for every 20 coconuts. I could raze fern gully to dust with a couple monkeys and a few ounces of ice. View Quote I think it would be awe inspiring to teach chimpanzees (or other large primates) who lack the ability to understand value of life or morals but also have opposable thumbs how to use assault rifles and LMGs. The sight of an coked-up gorilla swinging through thick jungle canopy wielding an M60 in his feet with the ammo belt trailing behind him like a kite tail fluttering in the wind ... simply majestic. |
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