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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 7:57:52 PM EST
I pack orders all day, and see some pretty comical names.  A few that stuck:

Paul Fucks
Dung Phyle(pronounced Dung Pile)
Douglas Phat
Evan Williams
Stephanie Blows
Chastity Beltlock
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 7:58:24 PM EST
Meet a guy who’s real birth government name was god’s reality way.

I shit you not
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Malaysia checked me into my hotel the other night. She wasn’t Asian.
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Klymidea

I'm not making that up.
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Tug Dick Todd
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Originally Posted By Jodquist:
Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself
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We have an entire Seaman family out here and they're in a massive civil issue right now, so you hear that name ran like once or twice a week
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:06:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Kiltakaze:
Wonder Bob is probably my top one



Kind of cheating since he had it legally changed to that, but I saved his ass from getting arrested once. Got pulled over and didn't have his DL and the trooper didn't believe his name was last of Bob first of Wonder
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:06:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By armoredman:
I knew a little annoying shit last name Glasscock. Also knew a guy named Rage.
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I know a beautiful with Glasscock as a maiden name.  She married a guy with the last name Geiser, his AF call sign was Meat for a while but someone changed it.  Lol
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:10:03 PM EST
I also had a Doctor named Dr. Bonebrake when I'd visit my grandpa in Iowa

https://www.crestonnews.com/2013/06/03/medical-license-reinstated-for-bonebrake/axt7hlg/

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A very homely girl, named Anita Mann.
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Friend of the family, Richard Fortune. He went by Dick Fortune. Always grinned when he introduced himself. Hell of a guy.
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I knew a kid from my hometown named "Vfastv" pronounced Vastav. Oddly enough, he was really fast and would have been able to go to Texas Tech on a scholarship as a running back had he not had lots of off the field problems.
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Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
years ago there was a Judge in Mecklenburg County, NC named Richard Boner.

 I am not making this up.
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I wonder if he knows this local attorney...



We also have this fellow, I'd bet he's a tough bastard.



I've also encountered Fiston Ewaka, Kaschube Doo (he wasn't home, leaving me to wonder where he was...) and Dusty McBee-Wiper.

Bill Cosby is the mayor of Bevier, MO, Juan Valdez lives in Marceline and has no upper teeth, Roger Moore is a State Park Ranger at Thousand Hill State Park... I have Tom Riddle's autograph AND Harold Potter's address...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:20:26 PM EST
Oh I almost forgot. "The Prick" Had legit looking id's first name "The" last name "Prick". I am thinking not his real name... But I higher ed him. He was a good worker. Photo copied his id's and sent them to the office, for them to do with them as they saw fit. He went exempt on his taxes.... and didn't show up for work after about 2 weeks aka day after he got his paycheck, and the day before made some crack about if people come asking, tell them I went North. Seemed like a nice enough guy. My hunch... he's on the run for something.... You run into some odd people working big "boom" construction jobs. My crew on that job was from ALL over the country. Sad part, I missed him, he was one of the "better guys on my crew".....
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:24:04 PM EST
A nice old lady came to the range once several years ago, first name Hansom.
And a man in his late 50s early 60s, full gray beard, gray sport coat, very polite Southern draw hands me his ID, it says Robert E Lee
I almost pooped myself
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:25:35 PM EST
There's a guy working now at Publix deli in Naples Florida named Clairvoyant.

Guy in Massachusetts case law named Kash Moni Murphy.
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There is a small clan of folks in WV last named Pancake.
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Originally Posted By Silver_Jones:
...Kaschube Doo (he wasn't home, leaving me to wonder where he was...
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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:31:51 PM EST
Chris Cross
Candy Cane
Lucious (Pronounced Loo-shus) Dickey
James Bond
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Color Og ArtsnCrafts Bunderson
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Thurl Ravenscroft. Comes on every holiday season.
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Originally Posted By ManyFacets:


better than richard seaman i suppose

the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes.
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Originally Posted By Jodquist:
Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself


better than richard seaman i suppose

the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes.

You DO know the Mercedes car was named after a person, right?

Shit, so was the Buick.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:43:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Paul:
I predict 5 people know a la-a
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Never seen that one, but have seen a boy named Sir, and my cousin's granddaughter's name is Octavia ABCDE.

At least it's her middle name.
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Cynnamin Sticka
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Hugh Nguyen

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Ben Dover
Young-Hussey as a last name
Ellis Island
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Richard Harden.  

Called the company to ask for him and the secretary said he goes by Dick
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I’ve got a second cousin named Rowdy Barefoot.
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Rhodes
Yarrow
Kai
Frey Wolfe

They are all my cousins kids who are now all and have been for some time hippie vegans that moved to Cali and live in an airstream last I heard.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:54:45 PM EST
I posted this photo here years ago and an Arfcomer knows this person.
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Was a woman from just south of me who's name is Marijuana Pepsi, well I should say Dr. Marijuana Pepsi now.


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A gem from the local news...

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:59:29 PM EST
I almost forgot.  I worked with a Chinese guy who changed his first name to the "English" name Proton.

Mike
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Shithead - pronounced sha-thee-ad.  A friend ran the juvenile detention center and that kid was known for throwing shit on the walls when he threw tantrums. His momma had some forethought.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:05:27 PM EST
I knew a big, body builder guy in the Navy named Thor. I can't remember his last name. I also knew a black First Class Petty Officer named Roc Dawg Hudson.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:11:20 PM EST
Since "everyday" people with names matching famous people got posted, my dad worked for a big area farmer when I was a kid. The farmer rented land from several landowners in the area.

My dad came home and told me he hauled corn that was grown by Chuck Norris. Drove me to the guy's farm, showed me his mailbox. Charles E. Norris.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:12:06 PM EST
Real names:

Bitch Ho
Ebay Reynolds
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Phat Dong.
Worked at a rental car place in college. Several frat brothers worked at other branches and we would mess with each other with bogus reservations with silly name. This one comes over the computer (circa 1996).  I laughed hard. About 10 minutes before closing Mr Phat Dong calls from the airport and needed pickup. I go get him and get back and verified on his international driver’s license that was his name.
I don’t think he ever understood why I couldn’t stop chuckling.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:24:22 PM EST
Colonel Corn
Commanding
194th Armored Brigade
Ft Knox, KY
Late 80s
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Little Jo Lester
F      M  L
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In the mid-90's there was an Account Manager from a vendor that I used to buy from named Golden Glass.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:40:39 PM EST
I never personally met him, this is kind of a "friend of a friend" type story, but I was once told that someone I served with had the last name "Fuchalotz."

Everyone pronounced it "Fuck A Lots," although I doubt that's the actual German pronunciation.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:42:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Whamo:
I posted this photo here years ago and an Arfcomer knows this person.
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I had a professor in college named Adeleke Atowologun.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:43:15 PM EST
Candace "Candy" Box

Ben Dicken

Actual people.  



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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
We have a weather girl named Majestic Storm.
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Knew a girl in college whose name was Rain Storm.
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Two boy brothers named Havoc and Chaos.
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There used to be a beautiful African American gal that worked in our accounting department her name was Congolia Black.
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Omegatron Ozone Washington

No shit.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:59:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wcc123:
Kid with the name of "Innocent."  His mother said she named him that so WHEN the police arrested him he could honestly say "I'm Innocent."
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When I was in college, one of the guys who made sandwiches at the dining hall had the same name. "I'm Innocent!"
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