We live on a lake.  And my Old English Bulldog found a pile of crane poo and promptly started rolling in it like there  was no tomorrow.  My youngest son was closest and I started yelling for him to stop her... when he got close, he just started gagging and didn't do anything until I got her off it.

The odor was a strong version of old fish guts with shit.

The dog had it smeared all down her side.  We got her mostly cleaned up before taking her into the house for a bath, so she couldn't leave a trail.   Water outside is still cold here, otherwise it would have been the hose.

Now the punchline, the oldest likes to sleep with the dogs in his room.  The youngest actually suggested just leaving her and letting the oldest "discover" her new perfume.  The oldest wasn't home at the time. Brotherly love right?  

This is her.  She was so proud of herself too.
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Good story, and a good looking dog, too!

My neighbor has two little yaptard dogs, and one feasts on any yard chocolate it finds that it or the other dog has dropped. And he likes to lick people, so I tell him "No, turd eater.  No licking." and stay out of range of him as he's on his lead.

Having brothers to pick on is great.