@03RN I haven't forgotten the help you gave me a couple years back! Thank you!
Right now I am at 307.5 bodyweight, and I estimate that I need to gain twenty five pounds to fit my shirt and suit correctly. This will be a much leaner 320+ lb than last year, so I am looking at possibly thirty pounds to gain.
My current routine:
Mon
Squat:
5x60%, 5x 75%, 4x 85%, 3 x 90%, 2x95% (6 sets), 1xP1RM (previous 1 RM)
Heavy Holds:
5x120%x30 Sec
Bench
5x60%, 4x75%, 3x 80%, 2x95% (3 sets). 5x75%, 18x50%
Heavy Barbell Step-ups (parallel):
10x50%x5 sets
Tues
Deadlift:
8x50%, 5x60%, 3x80%, 2x90%x5, 1xP1MR
Bench
5x60%, 4x75%, 3x 80%, 2x95% (3 sets). 5x75%, 18x50%
Wagon Wheel Deadlifts:
2xP1MR (standard Deadlift) for 10 sets
Glute Ham Developer:
5x10-15
Wed
Bodybuilding/Hypertrophy day
(This is where I do all of my accessory and hypertrophy work, curls for the girls, physical therapy, etc. and usually takes around 2.5-3 hrs)
Thurs
Squat
20x50% (2 sets)
Bench
10x50%, 5x75%, 4x85%, 2x90% (5 sets), 1xP1MR (5 attempts)
Slingshot Bench (shirt position)
5x50% E1RM (Equipped 1rm), 1x95% E1RM (5 sets), 1xPE1MR
Pit Shark Squats
8x85% 1RM (5 sets)
Fri
Deadlift:
8x50%, 8x60%, 5x80% (5 sets)
Bench
5x60%, 4x75%, 3x 80%, 2x95% (3 sets). 5x75%, 18x50%
Rack Pulls (top third, move pin down 1" every week):
3xP1MR+20# (standard Deadlift) for 10 sets
Glute Ham Developer:
5x10-15
Sat/Sun: Rest and Recover
Currently trying to force down 7Kcal a day.
Breakfast starts with a Poundstone-style shake (2# ground cooked chicken, pint of egg whites, 100g spinach thrown in the Vitamix).
The rest of the day consists of a shitload of ground beef, pasta, rice, chicken thighs, sweet potatoes, and the occasional large pizza.
Yesterday I ate twenty tacos from Taco Bell.
I don't obsessively track macros, that's for people who have time between training and eating - which means they don't lift eat or lift enough.