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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:10:17 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:
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And we should drop Bed Bath and Beyond and Kohls in return. Two way range motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:19:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:20:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation:


No, I don't eat pop tarts. I'm a savory breakfast man, myself.

Pop tarts just pay my mortgage.
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Eh...the only pop tarts I really like are S'Mores...and think they had a chocolate chip variety.  At times I like the Oreo version but not my preferred option.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:22:33 AM EDT
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" Lips that touch Pop-Tarts will never touch mine".........Some old fart in West Texas..............
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:30:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:
" Lips that touch Pop-Tarts will never touch mine".........Some old fart in West Texas..............
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I'm still stuck on the "eat a pop tart off a girls ass" comment.

I mean I guess you could jam one in there like a toaster to warm one up. But then you have to clean the crumbs out.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:30:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:33:15 AM EDT
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65k now.  Huh.  Ain't that some shit.

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:34:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:35:25 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doodles:

I'm still stuck on the "eat a pop tart off a girls ass" comment.

I mean I guess you could jam one in there like a toaster to warm one up. But then you have to clean the crumbs out.
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LOL !........" Come here little darling, do I have something fun for you.".............LOL !
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:36:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AZNetEng:
And we should drop Bed Bath and Beyond and Kohls in return. Two way range motherfuckers.
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Originally Posted By AZNetEng:
Originally Posted By Cecenrse:
And we should drop Bed Bath and Beyond and Kohls in return. Two way range motherfuckers.


You know, maybe he would be interested in hiring RS to pre-shit on pillows, to be sent to various leftist progs?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:38:16 AM EDT
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65k now.  Huh.  Ain't that some shit.

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I think the General meant 65k total on duty not specifically in DC.

I could be wrong. At this point I wouldn't doubt it though.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:39:05 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Strykewolf:


You know, maybe he would be interested in hiring RS to pre-shit on pillows, to be sent to various leftist progs?
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I can see it now......." I will shit a Pop-Tart on your My-Pillow.".....................
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:40:14 AM EDT
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LOL !........" Come here little darling, do I have something fun for you.".............LOL !
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I'm thinking plain ones. The frosted with sprinkles may be a little rough.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:41:17 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doodles:

I think the General meant 65k total on duty not specifically in DC.

I could be wrong. At this point I wouldn't doubt it though.
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Originally Posted By Doodles:
Originally Posted By Strykewolf:


65k now.  Huh.  Ain't that some shit.


I think the General meant 65k total on duty not specifically in DC.

I could be wrong. At this point I wouldn't doubt it though.


Yeah, I'm thinking the same.  What little else I've seen seems to indicate an 'in total, nationwide' number.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:41:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doodles:

I'm thinking plain ones. The frosted with sprinkles may be a little rough.
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Edible butt glittter !!!!!......We could get rich !..................
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:43:05 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Strykewolf:


Yeah, I'm thinking the same.  What little else I've seen seems to indicate an 'in total, nationwide' number.
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Even so, that means almost half of the active guard is in DC.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:44:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:


@HTHF


explain
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Not all hero's wear capes!

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:44:20 AM EDT
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if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:45:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:





Edible butt glittter !!!!!......We could get rich !..................
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Originally Posted By cody22:
Originally Posted By Doodles:

I'm thinking plain ones. The frosted with sprinkles may be a little rough.





Edible butt glittter !!!!!......We could get rich !..................


Edible glitter is already a thing.

Sorry to crush your millionaire dreams
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:46:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation:


Edible glitter is already a thing.

Sorry to crush your millionaire dreams
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Curses, foiled again.....................
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:46:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:


if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


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Looks like a theater full of Village People.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:46:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:





Edible glittter !!!!!......We could get rich !..................
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:48:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:


if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


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CeCe looks pretty good swinging across on that rope....................
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:48:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation:


Edible glitter is already a thing.

Sorry to crush your millionaire dreams
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:48:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUP, RIIIIIIOT SQUAAAAAD !!!!!!!!....................There , I feel better now..........
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Hmmm


explains why the animals looked west earlier and ran away
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:50:11 AM EDT
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Get him, Doodles ! Bite the dream killing party pooper !.......................What ??? Brunch time ....On my way, girl.....See yall later.........
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:52:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By mort:
Anyone know if the guardsmen in DC are getting combat pay?  According to the talking heads it's a war zone out there.
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maybe in south east DC



they should redeploy them to there in the summer
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:53:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doodles:

Dibs on dino.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:56:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:



Get him, Doodles ! Bite the dream killing party pooper !.................
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You said "pooper". tehehe
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:57:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dino:

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other dino.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:07:58 PM EDT
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Get him, Doodles ! Bite the dream killing party pooper !.......................What ??? Brunch time ....On my way, girl.....See yall later.........
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Get him, Doodles ! Bite the dream killing party pooper !.......................What ??? Brunch time ....On my way, girl.....See yall later.........


Okay, okay! Look... edible glitter is already a thing. But, edible BUTT glitter isn't. Perhaps with clever marketing and product placement, focusing on the market segment that didn't already know about this or who frequent the baking aisle, perhaps there's a little squeeze in it you you.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:12:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation:


Okay, okay! Look... edible glitter is already a thing. But, edible BUTT glitter isn't. Perhaps with clever marketing and product placement, focusing on the market segment that didn't already know about this or who frequent the baking aisle, perhaps there's a little squeeze in it you you.
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Ok........I may have to do some product testing with a willing lady ................
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:33:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doodles:

I'm still stuck on the "eat a pop tart off a girls ass" comment.

I mean I guess you could jam one in there like a toaster to warm one up. But then you have to clean the crumbs out.
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That is the whole point.  LOL
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:34:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AZNetEng:
And we should drop Bed Bath and Beyond and Kohls in return. Two way range motherfuckers.
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Sent Bed Bath and Beyond an email.

CD
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:35:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:36:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:


if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


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You're not wrong, but we could never all agree on which movie to see.

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:40:27 PM EDT
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I like to bite my Pop Tarts into gun shapes and make Pew Pew or Brrrrr............. sounds.



CD
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:43:57 PM EDT
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Isn't it snipe huntin season around Lubbock?
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Originally Posted By cody22:
What did yall do to Bethanymockingbird ?..................

Isn't it snipe huntin season around Lubbock?


She don't live in Lubbock homie

Anyway she's on telegram regularly
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:45:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Combat_Diver:
I like to bite my Pop Tarts into gun shapes and make Pew Pew  or Brrrrr.............  sounds.



CD
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Let me know via IM if there's an APO that needs a pop tart care package
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:49:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cody22:



CeCe looks pretty good swinging across on that rope....................
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Originally Posted By cody22:
Originally Posted By kbi:


if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6wrcib9WqsEjk9u8/200_d.gif



CeCe looks pretty good swinging across on that rope....................



Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:50:06 PM EDT
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From source above
They did not say what fringe group the Guard members belonged to or what unit they served in.


ARF?

JK, most likely Oath Keepers.

Oh noes military members have free associations with others.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:51:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Combat_Diver:
I like to bite my Pop Tarts into gun shapes and make Pew Pew or Brrrrr............. sounds.



CD
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:52:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:


You're not wrong, but we could never all agree on which movie to see.

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Originally Posted By Cecenrse:
Originally Posted By kbi:


if riot squad went to the movies

it would be like this


https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6wrcib9WqsEjk9u8/200_d.gif


You're not wrong, but we could never all agree on which movie to see.




it would have to have

#1 action/shooting

#2 nudity

#3 laughs

#4 and at least one scen were we all turn and point at FCSD when he gets teary eyed

#5 and they have to let stoner in but goddamnit if he start running around with his sword
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:53:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ex_Sanguine_Nation:


Let me know via IM if there's an APO that needs a pop tart care package
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Thanks but got plenty of Pop Tarts here.

CD
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:54:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kbi:



it would have to have

#1 action/shooting

#2 nudity

#3 laughs

#4 and at least one scen were we all turn and point at FCSD when he gets teary eyed

#5 and they have to let stoner in but goddamnit if he start running around with his sword
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Conan!



CD
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:57:26 PM EDT
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She don't live in Lubbock homie

Anyway she's on telegram regularly
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I know that. West TX is west TX. That's right, I bet you snipe hunt as well.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 12:59:26 PM EDT
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Who said it had to be a movie? How about watching all the highlight reels of the summer fun on a giant screen ? I think it  checks all those boxes
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And (from the comments) the left is outraged that they are only being reassigned.
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That is the whole point.  LOL
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