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Posted: 1/20/2021 1:58:04 PM EDT
The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine. The discovery reveals how dinosaurs used this multipurpose opening — scientifically known as a cloacal vent — for pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying. The dinosaur's derrière is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship — an anatomical quirk also seen in living crocodilians, said scientists who studied the specimen. Perfect Butthole has many uses.  ...distraction.... |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 1:59:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Buttholes are ALWAYS "multi-purpose"...
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:00:27 PM EDT
[#2]
A trait shared by both modern birds and reptiles. Other than the giggles of finding a petrified butthole I can't see this as too surprising.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:00:53 PM EDT
[#3]
So...trannysaurus rects?
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:01:24 PM EDT
[#4]
So they ate ass?
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:01:50 PM EDT
[#5]
IT'S SCIENCE!
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:01:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Buttholes are ALWAYS "multi-purpose"... Yours? 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:02:08 PM EDT
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You know what else has a perfect multipurpose butthole? Penguins.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:02:22 PM EDT
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It appears they were brave enough
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:02:23 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd hit it. YOLO, amiright?
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:03:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Better headline:
Weird researcher has dinosaur ass fetish Trump falsely claims that paleontologist "overlooks perfect human female poop chutes" |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:03:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Try harder! Trannyanus rects
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:04:26 PM EDT
[#12]
 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:07:39 PM EDT
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So they are making this assumption off the shape of the butthole and 2 small bumps near it?
Also: “Diane Kelly, an expert on vertebrate penises...” |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:07:42 PM EDT
[#14]
I kinda figured they had cloacas. Not surprised at all.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:09:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So...trannysaurus rects? trannyanus wrekt? |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:12:23 PM EDT
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Today I am happy that my asshole just evacuates fecal matter. Multipurpose buttholes are for the birds.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:13:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I kinda figured they had cloacas. Not surprised at all. Butt the headline sounds so excellent!!!! |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:22:15 PM EDT
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Almost every bird today has a cloaca. Bullshit news.
Maybe they should just write "perfectly preserved fleshlight for liberals found"... |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:42:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A trait shared by both modern birds and reptiles. Other than the giggles of finding a petrified butthole I can see this as too surprising. This. Big whoop. Well.... whoopie. |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:50:00 PM EDT
[#20]
One way street man unless my finger punches thru the toilet paper by mistake.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:51:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Buttholes are ALWAYS "multi-purpose"... FPNIs |
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:54:22 PM EDT
[#22]
Ah yes...the swiss army knife of orfices.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 2:59:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: trannyanus wrekt? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: So...trannysaurus rects? trannyanus wrekt? Rectum? Dang near killed 'em! 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 3:30:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Buttholes are ALWAYS "multi-purpose"... As usual FPNI |
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:05:49 AM EDT
[#25]
 But I poop from there! |
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:06:25 AM EDT
[#26]
I went into the wrong research.
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:08:44 AM EDT
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@LittleDino we need some info on this
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:09:05 AM EDT
[#28]
This thread stinks also. Same as the other one with the same subject.
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:09:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:22:03 AM EDT
[#30]
2 Dinosaurs one cup when?
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:24:08 AM EDT
[#31]
I love how the dino on the right in the illustration is like, "Whoa, check out this butthole!"
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:25:02 AM EDT
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By Laura Geggel - Associate Editor She'll let you put in her butt on the first date for sure. |
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Posted: 1/21/2021 12:27:18 AM EDT
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This is a bold assumption
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