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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 9:20:03 PM EDT
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No picture, but I can tell you this....

"Appalachian American" here and I can tell you with 100% honesty that I have never slipped so much a finger inside any one of my female cousins.


I mean....yeah....I've thought about it and all, but never actually did it............


Does that count?
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As a trained interviewer I took note of the fact you deliberately chose the qualifier "female" when describing which cousins you had not stuck a finger in.

Just an interesting point.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 9:22:54 PM EDT
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A selfie of myself reading and understanding the definition of the word pretentious would win this thread thus far.
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So you toured a room that you can't smoke in?

I mean, cool history and all but pretty much anyone can get a picture like that.

20 minutes through my phone gallery and I could post pictures that lead the viewer to think I owned Colonial Williamsburg Governors Palace

Tours beautifully ornate historically significant room owned by a signer of the constitution that hosted George Washington... while wearing flip flops.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 10:13:43 PM EDT
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I would post pics my 10" penis, but I don't want to get in a timeout
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Sorry, loser. 12 inches is the standard for GD.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 10:18:23 PM EDT
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https://i.ibb.co/HgxRD4k/373-B3-F4-D-3890-4-D5-B-853-F-6-A953-DB659-A1.jpg
Having a single malt scotch that I picked up in the Highlands, whatching  the fishing rod from the lake house patio bar.
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Not pretentious because FALs are peasant guns.

Nick
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I like handmade sharp things.  

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Link Posted: 1/17/2021 10:28:00 PM EDT
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Heading for cocktails on a million dollar center console.
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Holy shit bro!!
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 10:29:29 PM EDT
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"Appalachian American" here and I can tell you with 100% honesty that I have never slipped so much a finger inside any one of my female cousins.

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So, you only fingered your male cousins, got it!
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Son of a bitch, the thread about this house made my wife ask me to make a giant set of cards like that for our game room.   It is one of the things that if I ignore she will forget about, and then GD goes and reminds her about.

I might actually have to make these now.




Would it be pretentious to buy a VR headset to surf arfcom on so I don't have to make stuff?  
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That was a good one.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 10:40:13 PM EDT
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Not pretentious because FALs are peasant guns.

Nick
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Having a single malt scotch that I picked up in the Highlands, whatching  the fishing rod from the lake house patio bar.
Not pretentious because FALs are peasant guns.

Nick


That’s not an FAL.
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I’m confused as to why someone would acquire or bring a cigar to a place where smoking was not allowed solely to take a picture with it.

Did you get to smoke it outside on the grounds afterward?
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Dude, you're talking about Trout, this dude's a walking, talking, typing clusterfuck.
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Most pretentious?

I got this:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/1715/57521.JPG
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That's not pretentious.
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If you are serving in a function where you need to look sharp and have pride, I'd say no. Cool handlebar.

ETA: I think that statue is checking you out. Keep an eye out.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 11:44:05 PM EDT
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That is freakin' awesome.
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Link to thread?
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Bump for more "pretentious".
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That's not an FAL.
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What is it?
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:47:24 AM EDT
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This should have been the first post.


A hideously ugly version of Marie Antoinette.
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No picture, but I can tell you this....

"Appalachian American" here and I can tell you with 100% honesty that I have never slipped so much a finger inside any one of my female cousins.


I mean....yeah....I've thought about it and all, but never actually did it............


Does that count?
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It's notable that you didn't exclude your male cousins or local livestock from your finger banging or other deflowering acts.

You probably even molested geese!
Link Posted: 1/18/2021 1:55:21 AM EDT
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800 CI engine, compound boosted with dual superchargers AND twin turbos:
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Alexi build that?
Link Posted: 1/21/2021 2:32:03 PM EDT
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Most pretentious?

I got this:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/1715/57521.JPG
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What instrument did you play?
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Sir,
I believe you misread the title.  That handlebar belongs in a thread titled MOST AWESOME picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/21/2021 3:21:36 PM EDT
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Here OP, print this out and hang it above the fireplace.

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all that is nothing compared to my wealth.  I AM SPARTACUS, KING OF KINGS. LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

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They used to advertise it as " the wine of the century "
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