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Posted: 10/16/2019 9:35:35 PM EDT
POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY |
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Cop: where are you coming from?
AR15dotcom grammer nazi: A cop should never end a sentence with a preposition. |
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[#15]
I'd rather inform the officer that the gold fringe around his flag patch indicates his laws only apply to me as a corporation, not the person. I am merely traveling lawfully within the confines of my constitutional rights. This usually causes them to appear physically shaken, speechless or in a state of stuttering stupor. From that point I calmly assert my rights again, forcefully as needed until he drools from the corner of his mouth. The final "roundhouse" KO comes when I ask if I am being detained, or free to go? Seeing the error in his ways, I am let go.
This has worked 1000s of times. Cops don't even even know how good I truly am. |
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[#16]
So many talk themselves into a ticket.
Just shut your mouth and be on your way |
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[#17]
I did exactly just that and still got a fucking ticket. Fuck them.
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"Do you know why I pulled you over?" ~ LEO
" NO....YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. |
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Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! |
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You're a public servant, and I pay your salary. Go get me a glass of water.
The police love that shit. |
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Some lawyer here has a big swordfish behind his desk and tells his clients something to the effect of, “See this fish on the wall? It is here because like you it opened his mouth.”
Watching LIVE PD is a lesson on who failed Civic Class. |
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The proper thing to do is tell him you're concerned about a school shooting.
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27 years ago, I made some poor choices. Caught a couple of felony charges as a result. Fortunately for me, I'd answered all the LE questions before I was read my rights. So, thanks to a good defense attorney, I got a pass. Only had to pay restitution, and legal fees, plus some community service. Of course, those felony charges still follow me to this day - always delayed on background checks, NFA stuff takes longer to clear, getting TSA pre-check took longer than normal, no shot at a security clearance or law enforcement job, etc. The good attorney's advice to me following this situation was - in any encounter with law enforcement, do exactly what is described in this video.
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27 years ago, I made some poor choices. Caught a couple of felony charges as a result. Fortunately for me, I'd answered all the LE questions before I was read my rights. So, thanks to a good defense attorney, I got a pass. Only had to pay restitution, and legal fees, plus some community service. View Quote I like rape. |
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Alright, another LE thread. Going to get comfortable for this one. https://66.media.tumblr.com/4332326d4a0c793cc5d3b84cdb00ecfc/tumblr_pdxqycNues1t859wso2_400.gif View Quote |
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This is what can happen to innocent folks who foolishly agreed to a search because they knew they had done nothing wrong and had no contraband in their vehicle.
Bodycam Catches Cop Planting Drugs During Traffic Stops | NowThis |
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This is what can happen to innocent folks who foolishly agreed to a search because they knew they had done nothing wrong and had no contraband in their vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANRvFNc0hw View Quote |
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This is what can happen to innocent folks who foolishly agreed to a search because they knew they had done nothing wrong and had no contraband in their vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANRvFNc0hw |
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"If you could afford a car like this you would be speeding too. Write the fucking ticket, I have shit to do."
Is that not a viable answer? |
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Some lawyer here has a big swordfish behind his desk and tells his clients something to the effect of, “See this fish on the wall? It is here because like you it opened his mouth”. View Quote |
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"If you could afford a car like this you would be speeding too. Write the fucking ticket, I have shit to do." Is that not a viable answer? View Quote |
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This is what can happen to innocent folks who foolishly agreed to a search because they knew they had done nothing wrong and had no contraband in their vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANRvFNc0hw View Quote |
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This is what can happen to innocent folks who foolishly agreed to a search because they knew they had done nothing wrong and had no contraband in their vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANRvFNc0hw View Quote |
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I like to talk to them for awhile, until they want to leave, Many interesting conversations THEY have cut short.
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“Do you know why I pulled you over?”https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m5q6dc1F501r21cqro1_500.gif&f=1&nofb=1 Try this and report back. View Quote Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP. |
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I did exactly just that and still got a fucking ticket. Fuck them. View Quote Charges that require a mens rea it would be beneficial to shut up about. Saying "I plead the fifth" is a weird thing to do on a traffic stop. |
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