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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:15:07 PM EST
Applications being accepted for this dream job, deadline is Jan. 31

This may be your lucky day, because Oscar Mayer is looking to hire a new crew of "hotdoggers" to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

The Chicago-based company is looking for recent college graduates to take on the one-year paid job crisscrossing the country in the iconic 27-foot-long hot dog-shaped vehicle.

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:16:32 PM EST
Only recent college graduates?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:16:43 PM EST
Why do they have to be college graduates?  That's discrimination against the otherwise educated!
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:19:09 PM EST
My last ex-wife would be a good prospect.  She's ridden countless wieners.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:20:25 PM EST
I seen't it.
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
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Originally Posted By duneriderltr450:
Only recent college graduates?
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dammit.
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
My last ex-wife would be a good prospect.  She's ridden countless wieners.
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pics of latest ex wife?
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:21:35 PM EST
I stopped and talked to the driver when 1 of them stopped in town. My hopes of driving one in retirement were dashed we she told me that recent college grads with a degree in marketing were their target.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:21:42 PM EST
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I've got a lot of experience driving a big wiener

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:21:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:24:10 PM EST
WTF..
What about us old guys ?
I drive wiener just as well now @ 60 as I did in college !
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:27:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
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Pics?  Just so we can avoid her you understand.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:29:20 PM EST
Only college grads. And they are paid 15/hr or something ridiculous low.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:33:01 PM EST
Passed it on 64 a while back.

Wienermobile on I64 by FredMan, on Flickr
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:35:37 PM EST
And not one of y'all sumbitches @'ed me.
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I was just reading about this last night. Used to be only college seniors who are about to graduate.  12 a year. Very exclusive club being a Hotdogger.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:42:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
pics of latest ex wife?
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My last ex-wife would be a good prospect.  She's ridden countless wieners.
pics of latest ex wife?


I think her current husband is a member here.  I don't want to mess with his reality, he did me a solid by "stealing" her away from me.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:44:15 PM EST
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It is about all most college graduates that get degrees in fill in the blank studies qualify for these days.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:46:46 PM EST
No jokes yet about the women on top of the vehicle riding big wieners?
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
My last ex-wife would be a good prospect.  She's ridden countless wieners.
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But surely not one this girthy. But I'll let you tell us more about that.........................
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 8:56:34 PM EST
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Weiner and Peanut in SD this summer.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 9:42:22 PM EST
This passed me on US 1 in Kittery Maine a couple of years ago.

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Originally Posted By PegasusAirborne:
This passed me on US 1 in Kittery Maine a couple of years ago.

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A foam injected suicide machine...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:32:26 PM EST
When I was in tech school 20 years ago, they stored them at this warehouse (not inside!) behind the school. We'd see them out there all the time. They had like 2 or 3 sizes, at least back then.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:33:18 PM EST
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A foam injected suicide machine...
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Dunno, all that foam could help absorb the crash...
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:34:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By duneriderltr450:
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It's all good. I already have one to drive.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:41:52 PM EST
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This  Broken dreams.



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Dunno, all that foam could help absorb the crash...
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A foam injected suicide machine...

Dunno, all that foam could help absorb the crash...




Link Posted: 1/13/2021 10:58:28 PM EST
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Probably a crew of young liberal douches.

Id probably suicide myself before the first 100 miles.
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How about a potato?

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:51:19 PM EST
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How about a potato?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNBI2bzoIfM
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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 11:59:05 PM EST
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I'm 59. I really just got my BS last month! My retirement gig!
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 12:04:40 AM EST
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Henry Ford Museum, Dearborn, MI
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 7:47:22 AM EST
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Age discrimination!
We gots us a suit case!  
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 8:18:49 AM EST
This is a job for...

Carlos Danger !!
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 8:27:46 AM EST
So if you have an accident while driving it, does that mean you broke your weiner?
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 8:38:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By JDennis:
Only college grads. And they are paid 15/hr or something ridiculous low.
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Probably a raise for some of the degrees they graduate nowdays.
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 8:40:14 AM EST
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*urge to race wienermobiles begins*
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 9:00:45 AM EST
As a kid, we called it the wienie wagon.  People would ask, "did you see Oscar Mayers wienie waggin?".
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 9:23:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/14/2021 9:25:41 AM EST by Sheldon]
I have said it before....I'de crash it here and post pics.

SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 9:24:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 9:28:33 AM EST
Maybe some of my non-BTC crypto will take off and I can quit my real job, sue oscar meyer for ageism and drive the wienermobile around.
Link Posted: 1/14/2021 3:12:00 PM EST
This place sure does like taking pictures of wieners and occasionally nuts.
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