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Posted: 1/13/2021 9:15:07 PM EDT
Applications being accepted for this dream job, deadline is Jan. 31
This may be your lucky day, because Oscar Mayer is looking to hire a new crew of "hotdoggers" to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. The Chicago-based company is looking for recent college graduates to take on the one-year paid job crisscrossing the country in the iconic 27-foot-long hot dog-shaped vehicle. |
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Why do they have to be college graduates? That's discrimination against the otherwise educated!
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My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners.
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Quoted: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote Attached File |
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I stopped and talked to the driver when 1 of them stopped in town. My hopes of driving one in retirement were dashed we she told me that recent college grads with a degree in marketing were their target.
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WTF..
What about us old guys ? I drive wiener just as well now @ 60 as I did in college ! |
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Only college grads. And they are paid 15/hr or something ridiculous low.
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Quoted: Quoted: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. I think her current husband is a member here. I don't want to mess with his reality, he did me a solid by "stealing" her away from me. |
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No jokes yet about the women on top of the vehicle riding big wieners?
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Quoted: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners View Quote |
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Quoted: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: This passed me on US 1 in Kittery Maine a couple of years ago. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/36415/landscape_nrm_1416507697-url_jpg-1778368.JPG View Quote A foam injected suicide machine... |
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When I was in tech school 20 years ago, they stored them at this warehouse (not inside!) behind the school. We'd see them out there all the time. They had like 2 or 3 sizes, at least back then.
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Probably a crew of young liberal douches.
Id probably suicide myself before the first 100 miles. |
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How about a potato?
Kristie Wolfe's fairytale tiny house: giant potato + silo conversion |
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So if you have an accident while driving it, does that mean you broke your weiner?
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As a kid, we called it the wienie wagon. People would ask, "did you see Oscar Mayers wienie waggin?".
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Maybe some of my non-BTC crypto will take off and I can quit my real job, sue oscar meyer for ageism and drive the wienermobile around.
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This place sure does like taking pictures of wieners and occasionally nuts.
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