

Posted: 1/13/2021 8:15:07 PM EST
Applications being accepted for this dream job, deadline is Jan. 31
This may be your lucky day, because Oscar Mayer is looking to hire a new crew of "hotdoggers" to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. The Chicago-based company is looking for recent college graduates to take on the one-year paid job crisscrossing the country in the iconic 27-foot-long hot dog-shaped vehicle. ![]() |
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Not approved for super-sonic flight.
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Only recent college graduates?
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Why do they have to be college graduates? That's discrimination against the otherwise educated!
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My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners.
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I seen't it.
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"I teach only suffering and the transformation of suffering"
Pete Brownell - "Daddy turned us off" |
Originally Posted By cavedog: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote ![]() |
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Not approved for super-sonic flight.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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I stopped and talked to the driver when 1 of them stopped in town. My hopes of driving one in retirement were dashed we she told me that recent college grads with a degree in marketing were their target.
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I've got a lot of experience driving a big wiener
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Is Hunter going to snort his vaccine or smoke it? asking for a friend...
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WTF..
What about us old guys ? I drive wiener just as well now @ 60 as I did in college ! |
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#53 says, "Take 22 mg absorbed Vit C per lb plus 1 gram Chaga daily. Don't forget 2000iu Vit D-3, 30 mg Zinc and 2 mg Cu."
Unfettered with the formalities of an economics education but well read in monetary history. |
Only college grads. And they are paid 15/hr or something ridiculous low.
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GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.
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And not one of y'all sumbitches @'ed me.
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When it comes to ta-tas, shape rules all.
Actually preferring flapjacks would be like preferring hairy nipples, or wishing for more nutsack skin. |
It's time to get ill
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: pics of latest ex wife? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By cavedog: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. I think her current husband is a member here. I don't want to mess with his reality, he did me a solid by "stealing" her away from me. |
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No jokes yet about the women on top of the vehicle riding big wieners?
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” - H.L. Mencken
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When the Tide is out you can see who swims naked
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- Official ARFCOM Nickname: Hardware
- Originally Posted By elcope: Er ist ein Bier leener "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" H.P. Baxxter |
"Having Trump's cock in my mouth keeps me on an even keel." -Subnet
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Originally Posted By cavedog: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote ![]() |
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Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God. Benjamin Franklin
Freedom is a Light For Which Many Men Have Died in Darkness. |
Originally Posted By cavedog: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners View Quote ![]() |
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Originally Posted By cavedog: My last ex-wife would be a good prospect. She's ridden countless wieners. View Quote ![]() |
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Endeavor to Persevere
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Originally Posted By PegasusAirborne: This passed me on US 1 in Kittery Maine a couple of years ago. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/36415/landscape_nrm_1416507697-url_jpg-1778368.JPG View Quote A foam injected suicide machine... |
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When I was in tech school 20 years ago, they stored them at this warehouse (not inside!) behind the school. We'd see them out there all the time. They had like 2 or 3 sizes, at least back then.
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"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.
Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks |
"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.
Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks |
“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper
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Probably a crew of young liberal douches.
Id probably suicide myself before the first 100 miles. |
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"meating"
What the fuck. |
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Texas -
Bigger than France. "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." --RWR, 1964 |
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"This little fellow may poo like a buffalo, but he dances like Britney Spears." -- Bobby Hill
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This is a job for...
Carlos Danger !! |
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So if you have an accident while driving it, does that mean you broke your weiner?
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God will give me justice.
1/6/21 Was only the start 28 |
Otto is my co-pilot.
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Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
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*urge to race wienermobiles begins*
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If you aren't representing Jesus in a way that makes people want to hang out with you, you're doing it wrong.
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As a kid, we called it the wienie wagon. People would ask, "did you see Oscar Mayers wienie waggin?".
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Health&Fitness Nut
I expect my women to be thin too! |
Maybe some of my non-BTC crypto will take off and I can quit my real job, sue oscar meyer for ageism and drive the wienermobile around.
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This place sure does like taking pictures of wieners and occasionally nuts.
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"I teach only suffering and the transformation of suffering"
Pete Brownell - "Daddy turned us off" |
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