Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 4
Posted: 12/10/2023 6:38:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:43:24 AM EST
[#1]
I guess he left his viagra at home
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:43:28 AM EST
[#2]
"Gay Old Man"

-fixed
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:44:42 AM EST
[#3]
So I guess “Ass, Gas, or Grass” is still a thing?

I’ve done worse
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:45:21 AM EST
[#4]
Works for me
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:46:20 AM EST
[#5]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Works for me
View Quote


Pumping her tank full?
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:46:24 AM EST
[#6]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"Gay Old Man"

-fixed
View Quote

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:46:31 AM EST
[#7]
Super it is , honey !
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:48:37 AM EST
[#8]
Old man is a bitch.

I would have filled her tank, and every other woman's
tank in that lot.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:48:47 AM EST
[#9]
eastwood "Shetland Pony" interview
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:50:16 AM EST
[#10]
Or he thought it was an undercover prostitution bust being run by the cops
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 6:52:52 AM EST
[#11]
Buddy of mine had a gas station for years. Nothing fancy, just the typical small store/four pumps in a rural area. He told me he was offered ass and BJs all the time for gas and cigarettes. Some were definitely too young and some were definitely too old. And some were smoking hot. But they were willing to work out a trade.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:03:30 AM EST
[#12]
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:08:28 AM EST
[#13]
Good way to later get accused of rape
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:09:28 AM EST
[#14]
Assuming that chick wasn't driving a F250, then perhaps an accord could be reached.

J/K. If that chick had approached me I would assume she was law enforcement trying to create a crime.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:41:10 AM EST
[#15]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Old man is a bitch.

I would have filled her tank, and every other woman's
tank in that lot.
View Quote



i have never porked a prostitute, but judging by her mugshot i gotta say this doesnt look like your normal prostitute. i could be swayed by her (for a tank of gas).
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:47:09 AM EST
[#16]
I don't give a shit if she trades pussy for gas, just don't do it if you're parked at the fucking diesel pump.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:48:32 AM EST
[#17]
Would she have threatened rape for more than gas money?
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:49:46 AM EST
[#18]
Old guy fucked up.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:50:37 AM EST
[#19]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"Gay Old Man"

-fixed
View Quote

Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:50:58 AM EST
[#20]
He would have filled up her car and she would have fucked off anyways.

Good for him.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 7:56:27 AM EST
[#21]
If she made me the offer, I would have been flattered she even thought about fucking my fat ugly ass for anything and just filled her tank and sent her on her way.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:01:25 AM EST
[#22]
I know I'll sleep better tonight now that she is off the streets....................
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:06:33 AM EST
[#23]
She spent all her money on fake lashes and hair dye and probably figured an old man would feel sorry for her and give her some money or gas. She failed to consider that some old people are out of fuk’s to give,  in more ways that one,  lol.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:09:16 AM EST
[#24]
Probably her boyfriends bro dozer.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:09:21 AM EST
[#25]
I would have suspected that she had some dudes nearby to rob me or that my wife had sent her as a test.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:09:29 AM EST
[#26]
That's just terrible.

Say honey....you need bail? We can make arrangements.

Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:10:23 AM EST
[#27]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
He would have filled up her car and she would have fucked off anyways.

Good for him.
View Quote


She's the one begging for help, you set the rules. Ass first.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:10:49 AM EST
[#28]
What was first, sex or tank fill?
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:14:36 AM EST
[#29]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

J/K. If that chick had approached me I would assume she was law enforcement trying to create a crime.
View Quote


Especially if she had all her teeth.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:17:08 AM EST
[#30]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Buddy of mine had a gas station for years. Nothing fancy, just the typical small store/four pumps in a rural area. He told me he was offered ass and BJs all the time for gas and cigarettes. Some were definitely too young and some were definitely too old. And some were smoking hot. But they were willing to work out a trade.
View Quote

Back in the seventies a guy I knew was approached with an Ass for Gas trade.  
We ran the station for him while he banged her on the bosses desk.  

He tells her to pull up to the pump and gives her half a gallon of gas.  He then tells her his buddy Charlie works at the Sunoco at the next exit.  He said he would call ahead and arrange the trade.  

Damn she was pissed.  
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:23:18 AM EST
[#31]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
If she made me the offer, I would have been flattered she even thought about fucking my fat ugly ass for anything and just filled her tank and sent her on her way.
View Quote


Yup, she was counting on that.    I bet she never has to Pay and never has to Lay.      

Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:26:42 AM EST
[#32]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Or he thought it was an undercover prostitution bust being run by the cops
View Quote



lol.  Exactly what I would have thought after I looked at the mug shot.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:28:26 AM EST
[#33]
The wise old man knows that's a lot of sclera showing & drama, STI, & possible criminal charges were also part of the unspoken transaction offered up.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:32:30 AM EST
[#34]
Anyone know where Howard County is?
Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 8:41:12 AM EST
[#35]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Or he thought it was an undercover prostitution bust being run by the cops
View Quote

He could have just said No thank you.
Not ruin it for everyone.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:06:10 AM EST
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Or he thought it was an undercover prostitution bust being run by the cops
View Quote
Or the first step to a car jacking and home invasion.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:08:03 AM EST
[#37]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I guess he left his viagra at home
View Quote

Old homo ..
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:08:20 AM EST
[#38]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Anyone know where Howard County is?
Asking for a friend.
View Quote

Maryland.

She probably has HAGS anyways.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:09:12 AM EST
[#39]
I would have just said no thanks.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:09:27 AM EST
[#40]
What a phaggot.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:09:50 AM EST
[#41]
I'd be happy to help.  
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:11:41 AM EST
[#42]
Bartertown will live!

5 gallons is 5 gallons
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:12:29 AM EST
[#43]
Some guys have all the luck.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:12:29 AM EST
[#44]
WWJD?
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:12:40 AM EST
[#45]
Insert: “Dear Jesus meme.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:13:32 AM EST
[#46]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"Gay Old Man"

-fixed
View Quote

Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:16:12 AM EST
[#47]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Or he thought it was an undercover prostitution bust being run by the cops
View Quote


That's what I would have thought.

Geezer is still a bitch for calling the cops though.
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:16:29 AM EST
[#48]
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:16:51 AM EST
[#49]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Maryland.

She probably has HAGS anyways.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Anyone know where Howard County is?
Asking for a friend.

Maryland.

She probably has HAGS anyways.

Is that the same as SCMODS?
Link Posted: 12/10/2023 9:17:00 AM EST
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I would have suspected that she had some dudes nearby to rob me or that my wife had sent her as a test.
View Quote

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 4
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top