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Posted: 10/14/2021 10:11:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Found your friend Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back.. I asked WTF was wrong with him  Quoted: Wait until she's sleeping really well then sneak back there and cum in her hair. Chicks love that. Found your friend lol probably 
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:47:35 AM EDT
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My wife tried to get me to sleep on the couch once when we first got married. I told her that I pay the rent and the bed was mine before we met so if anyone sleeps on the sofa it's her because I'm not going anywhere. She shut up and went to sleep, lol.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:49:59 AM EDT
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Fuck sleeping on the couch , she don't like you being in bed , she can leave
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:55:20 AM EDT
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You must have outgrown your jeans. Feel bad for you.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 12:03:59 PM EDT
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Slam a bottle of whiskey, and give her a pearl necklace.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 12:44:22 PM EDT
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Update. I got a morning sloppy beej.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 2:41:32 PM EDT
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F that, I paid for that bed. I'm sleeping in it regardless.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 2:58:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck sleeping on the couch , she don't like you being in bed , she can leave |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 11:50:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Update. I got a morning sloppy beej. wow man...that's pretty solid and I am jelly I ain't gonna lie |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 1:56:49 AM EDT
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Update #2 she let me bang it out in the shower
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Posted: 10/15/2021 2:08:12 AM EDT
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Wait till shes asleep, then crank one off on her. This is two fold.
1 dominance is proven 2 blue balls alleviated |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:43:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Update #2 she let me bang it out in the shower god damn son...you're like my spirit animal |
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Posted: 10/15/2021 10:45:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: I argued too much and now I have blue balls and I'm on the couch. Can I get an F in the chat? Why are you sleeping on the couch? Sleep in your own bed. |
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