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Posted: 10/14/2021 12:39:55 AM EDT
I argued too much and now I have blue balls and I’m on the couch.

Can I get an F in the chat?
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:41:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:44:07 AM EDT
F to Pay Respects
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:46:32 AM EDT
Hookers and blow is what you seek!
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:46:34 AM EDT
F

That's the price you pay for being right.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:47:34 AM EDT
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:48:06 AM EDT
If she makes you sleep on the couch, you don't have blue balls, you have NO balls.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:49:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By helotech:
If she makes you sleep on the couch, you don't have blue balls, you have NO balls.
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No ones making me sleep on the couch. I didn’t want to go to bed so I’m watching TV.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:50:30 AM EDT
She might be able to stop you from having sex (with her) but, she can't stop you from having an orgasm.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:51:00 AM EDT
F
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:52:02 AM EDT
Make up sex can be fun.

Go get some.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:52:03 AM EDT
Fapping is your friend.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:53:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Joethe33:
I argued too much and now I have blue balls and I’m on the couch.

Can I get an F in the chat?
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hahaha holy shit have you ever considered not letting the box have power over you?
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:53:57 AM EDT
F

..
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:54:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
hahaha holy shit have you ever considered not letting the box have power over you?
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Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:55:19 AM EDT
FPNI. Spank that monkey OP
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:56:00 AM EDT
Actually.

I'm about to make some self sexy time.

Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:56:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Geist75:
FPNI. Spank that monkey OP
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and nut on the couch.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:57:38 AM EDT
lol I hadn't had that since I was like 15
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 12:58:40 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
and nut on the couch.
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By Geist75:
FPNI. Spank that monkey OP
and nut on the couch.


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:07:57 AM EDT
F        


Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:09:38 AM EDT
FaPNI.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:11:30 AM EDT
It's like Chinese laundry.....it can be done by hand.

Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:13:48 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By midcap:


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him
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Originally Posted By midcap:
Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By Geist75:
FPNI. Spank that monkey OP
and nut on the couch.


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him

Well, now you know not to trust this "buddy" unless you want to wake up one day to a gooey back.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:13:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By midcap:


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him
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What was his answer?


Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:18:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Jeff93:

Well, now you know not to trust this "buddy" unless you want to wake up one day to a gooey back.
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Originally Posted By Jeff93:
Originally Posted By midcap:
Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By Geist75:
FPNI. Spank that monkey OP
and nut on the couch.


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him

Well, now you know not to trust this "buddy" unless you want to wake up one day to a gooey back.


or even worse
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:19:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hay_Bale:

What was his answer?


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Originally Posted By Hay_Bale:
Originally Posted By midcap:


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him

What was his answer?


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I told him what he did was gay, because he was touching a peen
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:20:14 AM EDT
o7..
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:20:50 AM EDT
Just kick down the fucking door, fix it tomorrow

Step Brothers Lumberjack Scene
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:21:09 AM EDT
How about an F5
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:21:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scrote:
Actually.

I'm about to make some self sexy time.

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Avatar fits
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:22:40 AM EDT
you should holla at her mom
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:23:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
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Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:30:28 AM EDT
F.

but hold the line! It's about control, not your health!
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:33:21 AM EDT
Friends!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:35:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
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Why you both standing up?

That's weird.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:37:02 AM EDT
F that
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:38:55 AM EDT
There are some arguments that are just not worth winning.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:39:07 AM EDT
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Dupe Delete
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:42:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Joethe33:
I argued too much and now I have blue balls and I'm on the couch.

Can I get an F in the chat?
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OP forgets what the internet is for.
The Internet Is For Porn - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast

Link Posted: 10/14/2021 1:54:11 AM EDT
I get denied often for being an asshole, then more trouble when I tell myself F it, and just whip it out and go to town. It will either break the ice or get me in more trouble.

One epic tale was me getting denied, me getting drunk, and me beating her sleeping face later with the.....thing. Made up for that the next morning with bacon and french toast, with a snack at the Y.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:30:08 AM EDT
I hear pearls make a nice gift.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:31:50 AM EDT
Wait until she's sleeping really well then sneak back there and cum in her hair.

Chicks love that.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:32:24 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HTHF:
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Coke dick is real, bruh.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:32:28 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scrote:
Actually.

I'm about to make some self sexy time.

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Avatar, User,  It just all checks out.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:39:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By midcap:


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
Wait until she's sleeping really well then sneak back there and cum in her hair.

Chicks love that.
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Found your friend
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:41:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
Wait until she's sleeping really well then sneak back there and cum in her hair.

Chicks love that.
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A CW3 that I used to work with got drunk and his wife wouldn't give it up so he waited until she went to sleep and shot a load on her face.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:45:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By KnightStick:


Found your friend
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Originally Posted By KnightStick:
Originally Posted By midcap:


I kid you not, I have a buddy that his wife told him no one night and then when she went to bed he did that on her back..

I asked WTF was wrong with him

Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
Wait until she's sleeping really well then sneak back there and cum in her hair.

Chicks love that.

Found your friend

Link Posted: 10/14/2021 2:54:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Joethe33:


No ones making me sleep on the couch. I didn’t want to go to bed so I’m watching TV.
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Originally Posted By Joethe33:
Originally Posted By helotech:
If she makes you sleep on the couch, you don't have blue balls, you have NO balls.


No ones making me sleep on the couch. I didn’t want to go to bed so I’m watching TV.



then its not your wifes fault, its your own.
Link Posted: 10/14/2021 4:07:42 AM EDT
Mother thumb and her four daughters for you.
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