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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:11:46 AM EDT
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"They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on your dick and your dick gets bigger.' Great. Wouldn't your hands get bigger too? Be pretty obvious who's using this stuff. Guys walking around with one Mickey Mouse hand...." -Robert Schimmel
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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:15:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just ask the lady at Walgreens the next time you go there; she can recommend the one that is everyone’s favorite brand. Wouldn't you just look for it next to the rubbers? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:21:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As long as the people the warning labels are made for aren't in the 500m I can see the appeal. They get the first seats on Arc Fleet Ship B. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 11:36:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He'll get some on his lips one way or another.  Quote HistoryQuoted: He'll get some on his lips one way or another.  Yep; that's a foregone conclusion.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:07:24 PM EDT
[#5]
Does insurance cover the cost
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:14:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's a "Larry the Cable Guy" joke in there somewhere. Every comedy writer in the world is working this into their act at this very moment. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:52:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You think the internet gets beautiful on it's own? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What the fuck is an "internet beautician"?  You think the internet gets beautiful on it's own? It doesn't get out of bed looking like this every morning. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:56:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What happens to the place you put erection after you apply the cream? 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:56:57 PM EDT
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I clicked the link thinking, you know, some cute chick putting erection cream on her lips might be kinda hot...
Then I saw the pic. Thanks op. 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 12:59:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ! The day a man can't plump up his lips with erection cream to service strange dick at the truck stop is the day America dies! I'm so sick of these "doctors" and their "advice". I almost spit coffee you jerk.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 1:02:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 1:04:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat dude could have applied it by direct transfer from his BF. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 1:11:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! FPNI is this stuff Rx or OTC? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 1:15:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Eventually the cream will be applied to a penis, so there's that
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Posted: 1/27/2021 1:23:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What happens to the place you put erection after you apply the cream? It swells shut, you're trapped, like in a Chinese Finger Cuff... |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 2:25:34 PM EDT
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I thought erection cream was produced by the body as a by product of an erection.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 2:50:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wouldn’t this be the same as the “China Nymph” cream sold at the “Fun Parties” back in the day? Ask Marco Rubio. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 3:15:36 PM EDT
[#18]
One postive bonus was it also cured OP's piles
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Posted: 1/27/2021 7:37:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: subtle, pouty bunker busters!  Looks like an after party photo of a blowjob queen at some well attended biker event. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 7:44:00 PM EDT
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Someone should pass this on to khloe k. She looks like someone stuck an air hose in her lips in her latest tv commercial.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 7:51:12 PM EDT
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Yuck!
I just had to watch the video. Did enjoy the old Steve Martin SNL clip infomercial of 'Penis Cream'. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 7:54:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where can one get this "erection cream?" Keep rubbing and you’ll find out. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 8:01:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's a "Larry the Cable Guy" joke in there somewhere. In Larry the Cable Guy voice: "I think that fella swabbin that wiener cream on the lips has a soft spot on his head. Kinda like whatcha find on a bad peach." |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:03:24 PM EDT
[#24]
This thread sucks. Uh Oh. Thanks op.
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:09:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! News to me also. This stuff a gay thing? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:13:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:24:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! is that what they put inside the Twinkie? 
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:50:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But will it work on boobs? just nipples. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:53:04 PM EDT
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could lead to adverse reactions including soreness, swelling and blisters, as well as blood pressure fluctuations and “possible heart problems.” Sooooo... the same sideffects as if you lathered your dick in it? I say let te femboys keep at it. Some derm might get a pub out of it. |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:55:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: is that what they put inside the Twinkie? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! is that what they put inside the Twinkie? No It's what they put inside twinks |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 9:59:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:00:15 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm pretty sure that guy has had “erection cream “ on his lips many times before this ??
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:03:38 PM EDT
[#33]
what if you're a dickhead?
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:08:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But will it work on boobs? I told my Ex GF to rub toilet paper between her tits if she wanted them bigger because it worked so well on her ass..... |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:11:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I told my Ex GF to rub toilet paper between her tits if she wanted them bigger because it worked so well on her ass..... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: But will it work on boobs? I told my Ex GF to rub toilet paper between her tits if she wanted them bigger because it worked so well on her ass..... Why is she your Ex? |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:26:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't even know there was erection cream. Thanks OP! |
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Posted: 1/27/2021 10:35:54 PM EDT
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Stiff upper lip and all that.
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