Quote History Quoted:Took him for a ride to Madison yesterday. Little fucker let a fart loose that stunk the whole van.
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He looks like a real stinker!
Took him for a ride to Madison yesterday. Little fucker let a fart loose that stunk the whole van.
Get used to it, those thing use farts as weapons. We had a little black one just like yours and he didn't care for my stepdad so he would go lay down next to his recliner and pass the nastiest farts. Once he'd emptied himself he would stealthily move across the room to watch the results. My stepdad would throw a fit each time, it was hilarious.
Then the nasty little creature started eating the cat ?? out of the litter box! He'd come trotting through the house with a big litter covered turd hanging out of his mouth like he'd just won a prize and gobble it down like Kobayashi on a hotdog. His farts were WAY worse after that!
Cute dog but it's hard to cuddle a ?? eating dog with a toxic gas factory for an ass