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Posted: 11/22/2020 3:58:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How'd you keep reinjuring it? @TurboJet @ oldbutspry The most recent cause: Pleasure Log: Friday, November 20th 11:30 AM, While shopping with the other poors at Walmart an attractive female of Latin decent was having issues reaching an object on an upper shelf. I immediately swooped in to offer my assistance which she graciously thanked me. She made direct eye contact and I could tell behind her floral print mask she was smiling. This caused an instant rush of blood flow to both my face and member. I locked up briefly but was able to smile and say Ma 'lady while tipping my beaver skin fedora saving the closing of the interaction. Notes 1) Miss Fiesta (her nickname) is a solid 8.7 may rate higher but due to mask will have to derate her for now. 2) Her shampoo/conditioner which I later identified as Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine is very pleasurable. Purchased four bottles for future olfactory stimulation. 3) No wedding band present and no children products in cart so appears to be unsullied with crotch fruit. 4) Drives 2016 Ford Explorer, Black in color, Mississippi license plate number JBT 1057. |
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Posted: 11/27/2020 11:29:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @ oldbutspry The most recent cause: Pleasure Log: Friday, November 20th 11:30 AM, While shopping with the other poors at Walmart an attractive female of Latin decent was having issues reaching an object on an upper shelf. I immediately swooped in to offer my assistance which she graciously thanked me. She made direct eye contact and I could tell behind her floral print mask she was smiling. This caused an instant rush of blood flow to both my face and member. I locked up briefly but was able to smile and say Ma 'lady while tipping my beaver skin fedora saving the closing of the interaction. Notes 1) Miss Fiesta (her nickname) is a solid 8.7 may rate higher but due to mask will have to derate her for now. 2) Her shampoo/conditioner which I later identified as Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine is very pleasurable. Purchased four bottles for future olfactory stimulation. 3) No wedding band present and no children products in cart so appears to be unsullied with crotch fruit. 4) Drives 2016 Ford Explorer, Black in color, Mississippi license plate number JBT 1057. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How'd you keep reinjuring it? @TurboJet @ oldbutspry The most recent cause: Pleasure Log: Friday, November 20th 11:30 AM, While shopping with the other poors at Walmart an attractive female of Latin decent was having issues reaching an object on an upper shelf. I immediately swooped in to offer my assistance which she graciously thanked me. She made direct eye contact and I could tell behind her floral print mask she was smiling. This caused an instant rush of blood flow to both my face and member. I locked up briefly but was able to smile and say Ma 'lady while tipping my beaver skin fedora saving the closing of the interaction. Notes 1) Miss Fiesta (her nickname) is a solid 8.7 may rate higher but due to mask will have to derate her for now. 2) Her shampoo/conditioner which I later identified as Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine is very pleasurable. Purchased four bottles for future olfactory stimulation. 3) No wedding band present and no children products in cart so appears to be unsullied with crotch fruit. 4) Drives 2016 Ford Explorer, Black in color, Mississippi license plate number JBT 1057. @TurboJet Have you located her house yet? Those online background searches are fairly cheap. That's assuming you missed your opportunity to tail her home. |
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Posted: 12/5/2020 9:21:31 AM EDT
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OP, how's the pleasure journaling been cumming along?
@MolonLobster |
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Posted: 12/5/2020 9:49:54 PM EDT
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This thread will never die unless OP requests a lock.
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Posted: 12/5/2020 10:34:03 PM EDT
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Bet the wife has an Unpleasured Journal.
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Posted: 12/5/2020 10:41:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2020 4:39:54 PM EDT
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I always wondered why anyone would want to get a degree in journalism. That thread explains it all!! 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 6:55:31 PM EDT
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I'm going to have to post an update here....
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:18:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: a lot of guys keep a "pleasure" journal No.. No they dont.. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:21:45 PM EDT
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You should had pushed her over the desk and had your way with her and then logged in your scorebook.
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:23:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Like a lot of guys I keep a "pleasure" journal to record my pleasure sessions. [/img] That's where you're wrong buddy! |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:25:35 PM EDT
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I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject?
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:30:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject? 
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Posted: 12/17/2020 7:30:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject? |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 10:26:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn at first I thought that was harsh. But then I realized you both are over 50 years old so meh She's actually 60. Rules |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 10:58:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject? I saw a lady fingering herself a few weeks ago in her car.. she was really going at it too. I drive a truck. we see alot of stuff. |
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Posted: 12/17/2020 11:00:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject? Your gonna want to know more thats for sure |
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Posted: 12/18/2020 12:21:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: women over 50 jill off for sure I saw a lady fingering herself a few weeks ago in her car.. she was really going at it too. I drive a truck. we see alot of stuff. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I told my wife about this thread the other day and she mentioned that she has a "spank bank". I said WTF are you talking about? Been married for 38 years and never knew she had a"spank bank". Should I eject? I saw a lady fingering herself a few weeks ago in her car.. she was really going at it too. I drive a truck. we see alot of stuff. Pics?
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Posted: 12/18/2020 12:24:51 AM EDT
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Horse shit
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Posted: 12/18/2020 12:50:06 AM EDT
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OP, thanks for the laugh, I'm sure we all needed that.
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Posted: 12/19/2020 2:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: women over 50 jill off for sure I saw a lady fingering herself a few weeks ago in her car.. she was really going at it too. I drive a truck. we see alot of stuff. Did you honk at her? |
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Posted: 12/19/2020 4:54:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you honk at her? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: women over 50 jill off for sure I saw a lady fingering herself a few weeks ago in her car.. she was really going at it too. I drive a truck. we see alot of stuff. Did you honk at her? |
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Posted: 12/19/2020 5:07:49 PM EDT
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In AA we call that our 4th step
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Posted: 12/19/2020 5:20:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: nope. Just stayed next to her an enjoyed the show? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 2:14:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2020 2:49:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just stayed next to her an enjoyed the show? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: nope. Just stayed next to her an enjoyed the show? I noticed her mouth was wide open at first I thought she was having a medical emergency, because most 50+ YO women are not normally naked in the passenger seat. then I noticed one hand was digging in her crotch and the other was firmly pulling her nipples. the image is burned into my brain. |
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Posted: 12/24/2020 9:20:04 AM EDT
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Belated Happy Festivus.....
I got a lot of problems with you people. I skipped the last half,....SMH |
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Posted: 12/25/2020 5:37:45 AM EDT
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Tis the season for Journaling!!
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Posted: 1/2/2021 8:33:52 AM EDT
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Anybody have any exciting holiday journal entries they'd like to share?
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Posted: 1/2/2021 8:50:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2021 4:44:39 PM EDT
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lol
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:34:16 AM EDT
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Does everyone have their 2021 journals off to a good start? Has anyone made a New Year's Journal Resolution?
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Posted: 1/23/2021 9:05:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 9:53:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIt's the horses in the corners that really sell it. 
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Posted: 1/26/2021 10:22:44 AM EDT
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I had a long-winded, rambling response about our failing society due to the emasculation of manhood by mainstream leftists. The longer it went the more it sounded like something Ted Kaczynski would have written. I'll just say this to the OP, "WTF is wrong with you? Seek professional help." and be done with it.
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Posted: 1/26/2021 10:26:22 AM EDT
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Do you wash your hands before you touch the journal or is it strangely discolored?
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Posted: 1/26/2021 10:58:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ....The longer it went the more it sounded like something Ted Kaczynski would have written... Every decent tome needs to have a good Preface or Introduction! |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 11:10:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you wash your hands before you touch the journal or is it strangely discolored? Pages all stuck together. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 11:30:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Like a lot of guys I keep a "pleasure" journal to record my pleasure sessions. She was looking for something this morning and came across it in my desk. Needless to say she wasn't excited " like a lot of guys " OP, you're a fucking strange person. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 11:40:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: not really enjoying the show. I noticed her mouth was wide open at first I thought she was having a medical emergency, because most 50+ YO women are not normally naked in the passenger seat. then I noticed one hand was digging in her crotch and the other was firmly pulling her nipples. the image is burned into my brain. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: nope. Just stayed next to her an enjoyed the show? I noticed her mouth was wide open at first I thought she was having a medical emergency, because most 50+ YO women are not normally naked in the passenger seat. then I noticed one hand was digging in her crotch and the other was firmly pulling her nipples. the image is burned into my brain. lol I miss all the exciting stuff. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:01:21 PM EDT
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OP sounds creepy af. Most guys just whack it and move on.
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:03:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like to record the actresses, the scene and amount of pleasure derived from the session. I work a lot at night on my computer after the family goes to bed.... God damn, weirdo. Cringing so hard my shoulders are touching. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:07:26 PM EDT
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The thread concept is mind blowing. That any man believes that it is even remotely common to write about their masturbatory fantasies and experiences in a diary...wtf.
Thread is gay as fuck. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:14:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:22:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/5/2021 12:57:39 AM EDT
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@MolonLobster
OP, we need an update! |
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Posted: 2/5/2021 1:10:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The thread concept is mind blowing. That any man believes that it is even remotely common to write about their masturbatory fantasies and experiences in a diary...wtf. Thread is gay as fuck. Want to be strangely transfixed on a tale while also laughing your ass off? Find the Mister Metokur "Deviants" saga. It has been banned off of Youtube several times and gets re-uploaded. May have to find it on BitChute. Somebody recommended it a few years ago after a discussion of some weird shit was discussed here. I had mentioned Vore after learning about it at work after it was discussed during motions in a courtroom (my little pony vore was found on the computer of a school shooter). I thought I had heard and seen everything. An ARF member pointed me to one of the Mister Metokur videos on that specific genre. Anyhow, the resulting outright laughter from the first couple videos in the Mister Metokur serious had me laughing so hard I cried and my sides hurt the next day. Fucking WEIRD shit. It focuses on Deviant Art a forum of very special autistics with very strange fetishes that evidently hate being made fun of. |
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Posted: 2/7/2021 8:18:09 AM EDT
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Btt
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Posted: 2/10/2021 7:30:02 PM EDT
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BTT
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Posted: 2/22/2021 1:58:05 AM EDT
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What kind of notebooks do you guys use for your journaling?
College or wide rule? Spiral or bound? Legal or letter size? |
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