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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:53:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: for a few years now I've been saying when my mind really starts slipping, I will develop a really serious chronic pain problem. I'll jump through all the hoops. I'll escalate up to something really good, but palm the stuff the whole time. Then have an awesome 3 month party. I'm ashamed to admit I never even thought about the hooker angle  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:55:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:59:56 PM EDT
[#3]
This right here is why you save for retirement .
Good looking call girls vs crack whores |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:03:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This right here is why you save for retirement . Good looking call girls vs crack whores why wait for retirement to enjoy a little HookCookTM and/or HookBurgleTM ? @WhiskersThecCat |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:09:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's worse ways to go. God Speed. Not for me to say, but based on the decisions he made, I doubt it. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 8:51:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:05:16 PM EDT
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Option A: your family offloads you to a slow decline into darkness called a retirement home. Over the years visits become less frequent, between shitting and pissing yourself you forget everything that once meant something while a minimum wage night nurse does her best to ignore or overmedicate you. You’re a cash farm for big pharma until eventually god shows mercy and you die alone and ignored. Your grand kids rummage through your stuff with a thin veneer of care as they quickly turn to fighting over your valuables. Within hours your room is filled with the next poor soul. The closest thing to a eulogy you get is the next family complaining about the prior tenant’s piss stain on the bed.
Option B: medical examiner can’t determine if the 20x dose of viagra, cocaine, liquor, or the endorphin dump from best time you’ve had in 40 years stopped your heart. Be like Walt. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:13:39 PM EDT
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I went to a call for an 86 y/o guy (if I remember) who shot himself in the heart after he got caught stealing oxycodone and taking it to the strip club. He and his ex-wife were from very religious families. As such, they continued to live as husband and wife so their families and church wouldn't find out. In the meantime, the guy was stealing his ex-wife's pills, and giving them to the strippers in exchange for favors. She found out, and threatened to kick him out of the house, which would ruin the charade. He chose to go out in the back yard, grab his old 16-gauge shotgun from the shed, and put one into his chest instead.
Old guys still do crazy stuff. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:25:31 PM EDT
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He died doing what he loved.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:27:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At least Walt didn't get cockblocked by his own daughter after bringing home a tranny. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/raw_zps8b7lgmna_GIF-128.gif/media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/capReference-550.jpg |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:45:50 PM EDT
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Do what you enjoy
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:47:13 PM EDT
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God speed Seniõr
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:49:29 PM EDT
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Friends Dad did that. Got diagnosed with terminal cancer. He cashed out everything and went on a hookers and blow binge.
Family found out when they went through his assets and there was nothing left. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 9:53:57 PM EDT
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Beats the hell out of bringing a tranny home.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:21:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Walt lived the American dream.
Way to go out like a boss! 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:25:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This right here is why you save for retirement . Good looking call girls vs crack whores If his vision was degraded, it probably wasn't worth the price difference. |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:27:39 PM EDT
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Died a legend.??
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:32:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Option A: your family offloads you to a slow decline into darkness called a retirement home. Over the years visits become less frequent, between shitting and pissing yourself you forget everything that once meant something while a minimum wage night nurse does her best to ignore or overmedicate you. You’re a cash farm for big pharma until eventually god shows mercy and you die alone and ignored. Your grand kids rummage through your stuff with a thin veneer of care as they quickly turn to fighting over your valuables. Within hours your room is filled with the next poor soul. The closest thing to a eulogy you get is the next family complaining about the prior tenant’s piss stain on the bed. Option B: medical examiner can’t determine if the 20x dose of viagra, cocaine, liquor, or the endorphin dump from best time you’ve had in 40 years stopped your heart. Be like Walt. That was poetic. 
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:33:26 PM EDT
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That's better than lying in a hospital bed, dying of nothing.
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:37:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HookGoOutWithABangTM @WhiskersTheCat HookHospiceTM |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:43:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In a world of Joes be a Hunter?  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: That beats being catatonic and having someone wipe your ass during your final years. Like Joe Biden In a world of Joes be a Hunter? Funniest shit I read all day |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 10:57:45 PM EDT
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Eh, go out like you want I guess. Since I am a mid 60's widower with a cancer diagnosis, it just isn't a way I'd choose. I want to leave an estate for my daughter, not waste it all on my dick.
Although there's a nice THICC gal living down the road caring for her parents. 50ish, well maintained, no ring. Always a smile and a hello when walking the dogs. If I can go out like the old boy, someone like her would suit me fine... |
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Posted: 6/6/2023 11:34:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Eh, go out like you want I guess. Since I am a mid 60's widower with a cancer diagnosis, it just isn't a way I'd choose. I want to leave an estate for my daughter, not waste it all on my dick. Although there's a nice THICC gal living down the road caring for her parents. 50ish, well maintained, no ring. Always a smile and a hello when walking the dogs. If I can go out like the old boy, someone like her would suit me fine... Now we’re talking  Bring her home for the Laydown, and Go polar bear on her ass |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:05:37 AM EDT
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If I make it to 83, without a wife, that would be an awesome way to go.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:09:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My neighbor has to run up to north Florida at least once a month. Her father, about 80yo, ends up with half a dozen crack hoes in his house, with the associated drugs/alcohol…she’s afraid he’s gonna drink/snort up her inheritance. lol Had an old patient with TB in his urinary tract. He was getting blown by crack hoes. Funny part was I worked with his daughter who was also a nurse. She couldn’t figure out why the doc asked her to leave while we spoke to her dad. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:11:37 AM EDT
[#26]
Walter did it right… selfish, but right.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:18:07 AM EDT
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My plan is way better.
Opsec required or the feds will lock it all down. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:20:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gotta go sometime. 83 is a good run. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:27:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: why not spread the quality hookers out throughout your entire adult life? why wait for retirement to enjoy a little HookCookTM and/or HookBurgleTM ? @WhiskersThecCat Oh look at the big spender here. Too good for the Malay girls, only wants Russian 
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:32:20 AM EDT
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For reference, if I ever get a dementia or degenerative neurological disease. Going out like that dude is my plan.
The alternative is so much darker. My bet is that dude got such a diagnosis. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 12:36:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: RIP Walt! You dirty old bastard. That is sig line material right there !!!! |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 1:09:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Option A: your family offloads you to a slow decline into darkness called a retirement home. Over the years visits become less frequent, between shitting and pissing yourself you forget everything that once meant something while a minimum wage night nurse does her best to ignore or overmedicate you. You’re a cash farm for big pharma until eventually god shows mercy and you die alone and ignored. Your grand kids rummage through your stuff with a thin veneer of care as they quickly turn to fighting over your valuables. Within hours your room is filled with the next poor soul. The closest thing to a eulogy you get is the next family complaining about the prior tenant’s piss stain on the bed. Option B: medical examiner can’t determine if the 20x dose of viagra, cocaine, liquor, or the endorphin dump from best time you’ve had in 40 years stopped your heart. Be like Walt. You've already been quoted once, but it's worth quoting twice. Truth. We all die. Many will die alone, forgotten by family except for a few hour's visit near holidays. RIP Walt, you fucking legend. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 1:37:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do what you enjoy Yeah, do as thou wilt, right? 
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Posted: 6/7/2023 1:42:19 AM EDT
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When you get married, you swear an oath in front of all your friends and family and promise to forsake all others and dedicate your life to your spouse, till death do you part.
Surprised to see so many pathetic losers celebrating a man that broke his oath and brought shame, and probably herpes, to his wife. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 1:46:10 AM EDT
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So some old guy goes out, cheats on his wife with a bunch of druggy hoes, and then ODs and gets glorified? Wow, and I thought ghetto hood culture was bad. Stay classy GD.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 1:54:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So some old guy goes out, cheats on his wife with a bunch of druggy hoes, and then ODs and gets glorified? Wow, and I though ghetto hood culture was bad. Stay classy GD. Arfcom wants to complain about degeneracy while simultaneously celebrating it, and GD is one of the most schizophrenic places on the internet. I think this thread sucks, and I’m out. Most of posts in this thread are just sad…. Glad there are still a few sane posters like you that haven’t had their brains and morals scrambled by our psychopathic culture. Peace out! |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 3:22:29 AM EDT
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Matthew 24:45-51
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? 46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing. 47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. 48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; 49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; 50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, 51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 3:30:54 AM EDT
[#38]
This feels like more of a W than a L
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Posted: 6/7/2023 3:59:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not the way I want to go, but I understand |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 4:35:49 AM EDT
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The doctors did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 5:29:19 AM EDT
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He died happy.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 5:42:47 AM EDT
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His name was Walter.
the man, the myth, the legend. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 5:59:30 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Definitely something wrong with someone that can eat hot dogs for lunch every day. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Used to have a senior manager that was well past his prime.. got some sort of brain tumor that fucked with whatever part of his brain stored the common sense and inhibitions. Would be openly looking for hookers on craigslist on his office laptop, then would take off for a few hours at lunch everyday to go bang hookers and come back with a costco hot dog. He finally did it right in the middle of a meeting with the owner, and she called his wife to come pick him up and they semi-retired him until he got brain/tumor surgery. They let him come back post surgery but he was never quite right. Definitely something wrong with someone that can eat hot dogs for lunch every day. Costco hot dog? They are delicious. They even have sauerkraut on request. Kharn |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:03:41 AM EDT
[#44]
He died doing what he loved.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:18:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Surprised to see so many pathetic losers celebrating a man that broke his oath and brought shame, and probably herpes, to his wife. Walt's wife probably hasn't been at risk of catching herpes from Walt in the last 40 years. Which is why Walt went on a bender. Not saying I agree with Walt's chosen path but I do understand. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:26:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:30:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:41:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There’s a little bit more to the story but yeah his wife was pretty embarrassed by all the events. My other neighbor literally 2 doors down was a narcotics detective and they caught him buying crack with a few girls in the projects on a few different occasions. He let him go but I think that’s when ge wife found out what was going on and it progressed from there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Sounds like it was a ugly thing to leave his family dealing with. There’s a little bit more to the story but yeah his wife was pretty embarrassed by all the events. My other neighbor literally 2 doors down was a narcotics detective and they caught him buying crack with a few girls in the projects on a few different occasions. He let him go but I think that’s when ge wife found out what was going on and it progressed from there. well, sounds like Walt's wife now has a story to tell. hopefully she can tell the story with a chuckle. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:50:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Option A: your family offloads you to a slow decline into darkness called a retirement home. Over the years visits become less frequent, between shitting and pissing yourself you forget everything that once meant something while a minimum wage night nurse does her best to ignore or overmedicate you. You’re a cash farm for big pharma until eventually god shows mercy and you die alone and ignored. Your grand kids rummage through your stuff with a thin veneer of care as they quickly turn to fighting over your valuables. Within hours your room is filled with the next poor soul. The closest thing to a eulogy you get is the next family complaining about the prior tenant’s piss stain on the bed. Option B: medical examiner can’t determine if the 20x dose of viagra, cocaine, liquor, or the endorphin dump from best time you’ve had in 40 years stopped your heart. Be like Walt. This IS THE WAY. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 6:55:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is sig line material right there !!!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: RIP Walt! You dirty old bastard. That is sig line material right there !!!! All of this despite the heavy handed moderation, bans, and otherwise iron fisted rule is what makes this forum and the people here awesome! 
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