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Posted: 1/24/2022 8:59:45 PM EDT
I know for a fact, beyond a shadow of a doubt it's him. He's a fat fuck with a big old lifted white suburban. He clipped the corner of the bumper backing in and it looks like fucking shit, multiple door dings at the height only it could make, white paint on all these places, scratches all over the side when his fat ass walks between the cars. My car is here or at the shop, where it is behind a security gate and no one parks next to one another, he is the only white vehicle parked next to my car every day.
Problem is I have no proof, and he will never admit to it. I'm pretty much fucked and have to chalk it up to apartment living don't I? |
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Sell your car and get a Tesla…put it in sentry mode. Boom. Caught in the act.
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Camera?
Set up a Dash cam pointing in the directions he would hit it from. They make units that record even when the car is off. Or you could kick in all his door panels and see if he says anything. |
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Security cams and/or dash cam that can sense something bumping it when the car is off.
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Buy a pair of dikes and cut off all of his valve stems. He will get the picture of being an asshole
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I hated condo living at my last place.
No gated access so it was always a coin flip if some rando just took my spot, people would constantly park fucked up so I could hardly even open my door, and lots of times new dings and scratches appeared. At some point I just gave up. |
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The thought of ever living in an apartment or even a suburb again gives me the chills.
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Plus 1 to snip almost through his radiator hose. Tough game but when the beast gets hot it’s a damn island without a coolant hose.
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Kill him, eat liver as is traditional. Report to inchurance agent, profit.
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Yes. I had a neighbor on video running their car into mine causing several thousand dollars worth of damage. Cops did nothing. So either you sue him in court and hope to win, or you suck it up and move on. You could also COC, but I can’t talk about that…except in relation to what my game character would do in the pretend world of World of Minecraft.
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Gorilla stomp his roof. I may or may not have done that at Wal-Mart before to a scumbag door dinger.
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OP is convinced that its his neighbor yet can offer no proof other than feelz. Case dismissed.
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How straight of a view can you get of your parking space from your windows? Dead on? Or a slight angle? Get a camera.
Get the most temperamental car alarm available, to the point the wind almost sets it off, and leave it alarming for 5 minutes whenever he hits it. The neighbors will get tired of seeing his fat ass waddling away from your car and either murder him or burn your car to a crisp. Kharn |
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I think wyzecam has a wireless rechargable battery powered camera you could stick in your car and it will upload via wifi when you move it back inside
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I'd look at getting a dash cam that has motion sensing (as in if it is moved/bumped, it records, not if it sees motion, that could capture a bunch of useless video)... if such a thing exists.
Otherwise I'd want to set up a camera in my apartment that could see my parking spot. I can't stand disprespectful fucks. If you do catch him on video and he won't own up to it, take it up with the apartment complex. |
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Quoted: Yes. I had a neighbor on video running their car into mine causing several thousand dollars worth of damage. Cops did nothing. So either you sue him in court and hope to win, or you suck it up and move on. You could also COC, but I can’t talk about that…except in relation to what my game character would do in the pretend world of World of Minecraft. View Quote Make the insurance claim and let them go after him? |
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Quoted: Make the insurance claim and let them go after him? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yes. I had a neighbor on video running their car into mine causing several thousand dollars worth of damage. Cops did nothing. So either you sue him in court and hope to win, or you suck it up and move on. You could also COC, but I can’t talk about that…except in relation to what my game character would do in the pretend world of World of Minecraft. Make the insurance claim and let them go after him? That’s what I did. I still paid my deductible. They were uninsured. |
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Quoted: Yes. I had a neighbor on video running their car into mine causing several thousand dollars worth of damage. Cops did nothing. So either you sue him in court and hope to win, or you suck it up and move on. You could also COC, but I can’t talk about that…except in relation to what my game character would do in the pretend world of World of Minecraft. View Quote You file an insurance claim and tell the adjuster "oh, wanna see the video of the guy doing it?" Insurance will cut you a check, then go after your ahole neighbor |
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Quoted: How straight of a view can you get of your parking space from your windows? Dead on? Or a slight angle? Get a camera. Get the most temperamental car alarm available, to the point the wind almost sets it off, and leave it alarming for 5 minutes whenever he hits it. The neighbors will get tired of seeing his fat ass waddling away from your car and either murder him or burn your car to a crisp. Kharn View Quote Zero visibility. It's around the corner. He's already got a temptemental alarm, it goes off half the time when I start my car or from the exhaust when I'm pulling in or out |
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The first rule of retaliation is don't get caught retaliating.
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Quoted: You file an insurance claim and tell the adjuster "oh, wanna see the video of the guy doing it?" Insurance will cut you a check, then go after your ahole neighbor View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yes. I had a neighbor on video running their car into mine causing several thousand dollars worth of damage. Cops did nothing. So either you sue him in court and hope to win, or you suck it up and move on. You could also COC, but I can’t talk about that…except in relation to what my game character would do in the pretend world of World of Minecraft. You file an insurance claim and tell the adjuster "oh, wanna see the video of the guy doing it?" Insurance will cut you a check, then go after your ahole neighbor For sure. That’s the suck it up and move on option because I’m still out the deductible and time for repairs. |
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Proof? What are you, a court of law?
Pour a slurry of eggs, cat shit, and old milk down his air vents and over his door handles. He'll get the idea. |
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tires for big lifted trucks are expensive. you can't patch a sidewall.
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Wash his frame with a pressurized sprayer full of brake fluid, followed up the next week with a hot salt bath.
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I had a guy with an F150 back into my STi with his hitch. Never admitted it even though he was the only one who parked near me with a hitch in the lot.
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Quoted: I hated condo living at my last place. No gated access so it was always a coin flip if some rando just took my spot, people would constantly park fucked up so I could hardly even open my door, and lots of times new dings and scratches appeared. At some point I just gave up. View Quote |
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