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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:50:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or  Holy crap, wipe it off and cut it up. If there's ever a shortage of food in this country half the people will starve because germs are icky.... |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:51:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm guessing that only the skin actually touched the floor. Take off the skin and you have a clean turkey. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:52:17 PM EDT
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Time to do the Jim Morrison turkey stomp.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:53:01 PM EDT
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This happened at my house when I was a kid(centuries ago!). We just got a new range, and, in my Dad's haste to get it in before the holidays, he never secured it to the wall with the supplied brackets. Dad was sleeping in bed(after working double shift pre-holiday), Grandfather was in the den sipping Hennessy, Mom pulls the turkey shelf out to baste it, range tips, Mom catches (and holds!)the range, and the bird flops out on the floor with all the juice. Mom screams at me to get Dad. I run in and tell Dad the turkey flew out of the oven. In his freshly awaken haze, he runs into the kitchen and slips on juiced up floor. Grandfather turned his head, assessed the situation, and thought better to not get involved, resuming his sipping. Happy Thanksgiving!
ETA: We served/ate the turkey, and I'm still here 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:53:40 PM EDT
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5 second drop rule applies
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:56:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm guessing that only the skin actually touched the floor. Take off the skin and you have a clean turkey. Ten seconds of water and the problem is solved. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:57:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This happened at my house when I was a kid(centuries ago!). We just got a new range, and, in my Dad's haste to get it in before the holidays, he never secured it to the wall with the supplied brackets. Dad was sleeping in bed(after working double shift pre-holiday), Grandfather was in the den sipping Hennessy, Mom pulls the turkey shelf out to baste it, range tips, Mom catches (and holds!)the range, and the bird flops out on the floor with all the juice. Mom screams at me to get Dad. I run in and tell Dad the turkey flew out of the oven. In his freshly awaken haze, he runs into the kitchen and slips on juiced up floor. Grandfather turned his head, assessed the situation, and thought better to not get involved, resuming his sipping. Happy Thanksgiving! ETA: We served/ate the turkey, and I'm still here Truly funny shit right there... |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:02:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or Jim Morrison's friends approve....... Edit: BEAT  Attached File |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:05:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This happened at my house when I was a kid(centuries ago!). We just got a new range, and, in my Dad's haste to get it in before the holidays, he never secured it to the wall with the supplied brackets. Dad was sleeping in bed(after working double shift pre-holiday), Grandfather was in the den sipping Hennessy, Mom pulls the turkey shelf out to baste it, range tips, Mom catches (and holds!)the range, and the bird flops out on the floor with all the juice. Mom screams at me to get Dad. I run in and tell Dad the turkey flew out of the oven. In his freshly awaken haze, he runs into the kitchen and slips on juiced up floor. Grandfather turned his head, assessed the situation, and thought better to not get involved, resuming his sipping. Happy Thanksgiving! ETA: We served/ate the turkey, and I'm still here  Three Stooges Curly " Certainly, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk"
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:23:08 PM EDT
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Is the kitchen floor that dirty? Did you stop to consider how much crap we breathe straight into our lungs each day? Do you ever wonder how humanity survived before Purell?
OP, you did right staying out of the kitchen. Nothing good will come out of getting mixed up in a clucking hen fest. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:24:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would have never made it to the floor here, several German Pointers lurking.... Good luck getting it back.  A Christmas Story- Bumpus Hounds Already done so this one  Angry Debra vs. Slippery Turkey |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:28:33 PM EDT
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The Pilgrims didn't even have floors.
And the Indians didn't even wash their hands. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:29:39 PM EDT
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OP is not habitating a poor people house.
Obviously. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:30:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like it fell off the grill into the yard Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like it fell off the grill into the yard In the dirt or on the dirt? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:33:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you knew what corners were cut to bring that Turkey to the grocery store, the last thing you would be worried about is it being in your kitchen floor. There ya go. Find a video of a turkey raising ranch and no one would eat it. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:39:25 PM EDT
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My MIL used to piss all over the toilet seat. I'd spray it, wipe it, and use the toilet seat again.
You get where I'm going with this, OP? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:43:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:45:03 PM EDT
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memories. I guarantee, 20 years from now, you'll remember this year over every other year.
I remember when my mom didnt cook the bird all the way through. I was trying to carve it up, and saw the meat was rare. had to wait another hour or two for it to fully cook. We ate the side dishes, then ate turkey later. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:45:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My MIL used to piss all over the toilet seat. I'd spray it, wipe it, and use the toilet seat again. You get where I'm going with this, OP? Your MIL is a man? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:52:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your MIL is a man? Um, no. How did she constantly manage to piss on the toilet seat? I have no idea. This was in Mexico. They don't toilet train there.  |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:57:22 PM EDT
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How bad could it be ?
Are you cooking dinnner in a cabin, over a dirt floor ? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 6:58:25 PM EDT
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Did everyone do the dinosaur?
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Posted: 11/24/2022 7:01:11 PM EDT
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5 second rule, probably fine.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 7:01:29 PM EDT
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Just run it through the dishwasher?
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Posted: 11/24/2022 7:42:44 PM EDT
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Back home now still laughing at all the responses.
While it definitely could have been washed and eaten I just don’t like Turkey that much… Last I heard that poor bird was being tossed outside for the coons to fight over 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 7:44:35 PM EDT
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Has anyone there never eaten at a restaurant? Eat away. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 8:00:01 PM EDT
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Follow the fallen turkey with a death from above heel kick to the sternum.
It is now spatchcocked. Recover stuffing and other materials from floor and RTB. ( broiler ) Broil with stove door open slightly for 3 minutes Serve with distinction award auto granted at this point. |
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Posted: 11/25/2022 12:42:20 AM EDT
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Five second rule.
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Posted: 11/25/2022 12:47:44 AM EDT
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Go give the poor lady a hug and tell her it's ok.
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Posted: 11/25/2022 1:11:16 AM EDT
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I can't eat stuff that hits the floor. I would be thinking about peoples dirty, sweaty, stinking feet the entire time. I did however wet mop my floors with Lysol prior to preparing our Thanksgiving meal so I have that going for me. Luckily I didn't drop anything.
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