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Posted: 8/12/2019 12:12:46 PM EDT
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Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath. -Godfrey of Ibelin: Kindom of Heaven
Best line ever and how I try to live. |
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:07:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Use enough dynamite there Butch?
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:10:37 PM EDT
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I was complaining about working in this heat, and a guy asked me whether I had a pool. I said:
"I've got a pool...and a pond. The pond would be good for you." |
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:12:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:15:13 PM EDT
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While playing Skip Bo while visiting at my Mom's house with her and her neighbors, one of them is a very loud, abrasive woman that is quick to point out something you had on your discard pile or your draw pile that she thinks you should have played. Usually it's "Well David! Why didn't you play THAT!??" and I did my Ledger "Joker" voice and said "It's all....part of the plan."
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:19:17 PM EDT
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While looking at a front page picture of a killer who'd been caught by the police
"He has dead eyes, like a doll's eyes" got a snicker from an HR worker I tend to quote movies depending on who's around. |
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Posted: 8/12/2019 1:36:15 PM EDT
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My son and I could probably hold a whole conversation using only movie, tv and sports quotes.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Impressive, most impressive. I’m here to rescue you. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs. Welcome to the party pal ! Fuck it, we’ll do it live. Don’t tell me what I can’t do. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Why so serious 6 seasons and a movie. On your left. It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. If he dies, he dies. You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! Do. Or do not. There is no try. There’s always a bigger fish. Do your job. Stats are for losers. Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! By the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach earning 20% |
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Posted: 8/12/2019 2:46:26 PM EDT
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"Why Ike, I don't believe poker is your game...I know, how about a spellin' contest!"
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Posted: 8/12/2019 2:52:46 PM EDT
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 My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. |
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Posted: 8/14/2019 6:32:37 PM EDT
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While it was a really stupid, badly written movie, this one had one good line at the very end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCL__BBD6c Another good one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWvLQvacpc |
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Posted: 8/14/2019 6:47:18 PM EDT
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"The details of my life . . . . are quite inconsequennnnntial."
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Posted: 8/14/2019 6:50:44 PM EDT
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Fuck the bonus.
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Posted: 8/15/2019 12:56:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fuck the bonus. |
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Posted: 8/30/2019 1:45:09 PM EDT
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"This Town needs an Enema!" <bi/tricyle squeeze horn sounds>
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Posted: 8/30/2019 1:49:54 PM EDT
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Shawshank Redemption: "Get busy living, or get busy dying".
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Posted: 8/31/2019 9:00:12 PM EDT
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It's in my Sig Line
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Posted: 9/3/2019 2:03:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
It's in my Sig Line Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=luther&episode=s01e06 If I was you, I'd have killed me. |
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Posted: 9/3/2019 3:52:28 PM EDT
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Winters Bone with Jennifer Lawrence. Backwoods hillbilly movie.
My wife and I both use this one once in awhile jokingly...... we get some strange looks in public. "I already told you once with my mouth. Don't make me tell you again." |
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Posted: 9/3/2019 4:47:52 PM EDT
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From the movie Ghandi with Ben Kingsley.
"When I despair, I remember that all throughout history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall....think of it....always." He's right, you know. |
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Posted: 10/10/2019 6:41:54 AM EDT
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My manager made a funny the other day at work.
We had a car get keyed at work and the Sheriffs department had to come write a report on it. When security called and told him they showed up he yelled out "The Sheriff is near!" clearly referencing Blazing Saddles. I almost choked on my coffee because he is a big black guy. 
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Posted: 11/5/2019 12:06:06 AM EDT
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 Friday:I don't give a fuck either that or...  "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder!" |
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Posted: 11/5/2019 12:33:00 AM EDT
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“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
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Posted: 11/5/2019 12:48:56 AM EDT
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You're a funny guy, that's why I'm going to kill you last.
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Posted: 11/5/2019 12:50:06 AM EDT
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I'm not afraid or anything, I'm feeling kind of invincible.
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Posted: 11/15/2019 9:09:03 AM EDT
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Life is tough. It's even tougher when your stupid.
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Posted: 11/25/2019 9:08:31 PM EDT
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"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it."
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Posted: 4/19/2020 11:36:14 PM EDT
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Fletch lives:
Chevy Chase: "what are you in for?" Tex Cobb: "Molesting a dead horse!" Chevy Chase: "Is that illegal? I'm trying to cut back my self."  Fletch Lives (3/10) Movie CLIP - Molesting a Dead Horse (1989) HD |
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Posted: 5/7/2020 10:31:48 AM EDT
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We thought about for a long time. "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.
Chief Dan George/The Outlaw Josey Wales I have used that "endeavor to persevere" line in multiple Airman Performance Reports (APR)...never once did anyone question it. |
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Posted: 5/9/2020 1:05:58 PM EDT
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fuck you, pay me.
Lickspittle, you are all lickspittle. I am the only free man on this train. you are all cattle. (this one really seems to apply nowadays) also, same movie: "what do you mean, not liked?" (but no one gets that one) |
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Posted: 5/21/2020 3:56:31 AM EDT
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What's in the box....?
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Posted: 5/21/2020 4:40:51 AM EDT
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When I used to jog, my buddy and I would yell 'get to the choppah!' at one another if we started lagging.
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Posted: 5/21/2020 6:25:26 AM EDT
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"Miss Peekins does a right clean boiled wash"
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Posted: 6/14/2020 4:49:50 PM EDT
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“What we got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach”. That is set as my phones ringtone.
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