Self pay
Little one had an "urgent care" visit for hurt finger. X-ray, and just some meds, and general check it out stuff.
Drove in next morning to pay up. No bill yet "we have no way of knowing". Put 500$ deposit down in yankee greenbacks.
3 months later received a bill for $18.00 looked like my 5 year old scribbled up. I sent check. 3 months later received a bill for another 200. Looked more unprofessional than the first... Stated basically "medical index 1" and a bit more coded gibberish. I called to confirm it may be the last and that ide stop in that day. I was told I was in "red" as in a "past due self pay" dude. Bill showed I wasn't.
Transfered around to 4 different dept. All of which were "I don't know that would have to be handled by ____". Ok....
Finally someone figured out "you didn't pay 500 did you? .....
Basically went into spiral there. I was owed 98 bucks by the end of it. I was everywhere from an insane person, to on the phone with an attorney, to billing the little shack with interest from myself. 8 months and it's all finally straightened out, ending with the billing dept. Managers ridiculous "appology" email, plus her hand typed, line by line break down of charges, which also was half assed. I explained I shared charges with a phyco ex, and a judge or attorney couldn't read that shit that was sent before. Biggest shit show I've ever seen. The shit I'm leaving out you wouldn't believe. I started recording calls and on two of them I have people say "Im sorry.. I just don't know what to tell you, they won't allow me to see anything here... I don't know what to do".
So
Don't fucking pay ahead or same day. Don't deposit. And mostly, don't pay in cash. Sit there and wait. let the world call you "a drag on the system."
I've paid every bill I've ever had in cash same day, my whole life.. and my WHOLE life I'm looked at like "wtf" when they see the envelope. Not now, never again. The system is fucked, not me.
K bitching whiney little pissy pants griping post, done. I'm up early dwelling on things these days... Lots of things