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Posted: 3/18/2019 10:47:28 PM EDT
Anyone done this?  I just saw this on one of those facebook "make this stupid crap" videos.
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You should totally do that.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:49:01 PM EDT
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Sounds legit.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:50:04 PM EDT
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No, but I've put an incandescent light bulb in there.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:50:29 PM EDT
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Done it.

I'm fabulously wealthy as a result.

They call me The Magical Diamond Making Wizard around here.

Glad I made a bazillion dollars before the secret went viral.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:51:40 PM EDT
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Do the leads need to be shaved or whole?

Please respond!
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:53:27 PM EDT
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Was it by the same guy that showed how to queef using a raw chicken?
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:54:24 PM EDT
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You might be able to get somewhere close to temperature part of the equation, but you damn sure won't get the pressure part.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:54:26 PM EDT
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That was me. I didn't make the diamond one.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:55:37 PM EDT
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That's how we financed this lavish website; its been going on for years under the name; "Operation Twerk Wind".
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 10:57:26 PM EDT
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That why you put it in a pressur3 cooker at the same time.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:00:44 PM EDT
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You should get an award for that video....
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:01:06 PM EDT
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I once wrapped a charcoal briquette in foil and buried it in the flower bed.

It's been about 30 years ago.

I should probably check if it worked!
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:02:02 PM EDT
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I once wrapped a charcoal briquette in foil and buried it in the flower bed.

It's been about 30 years ago.

I should probably check if it worked!
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Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:03:57 PM EDT
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Do the leads need to be shaved or whole?

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Whole.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:05:05 PM EDT
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looks like its bogus
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:05:45 PM EDT
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"Cameron is wound so tight, that if you shoved a piece of coal up his ass, in 1 week you'd have a diamond"
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:07:21 PM EDT
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Done it.

I'm fabulously wealthy as a result.

They call me The Magical Diamond Making Wizard around here.

Glad I made a bazillion dollars before the secret went viral.
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Lucky.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:07:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:08:20 PM EDT
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N B-4 DeBeers or the Russians off OP.  It is their cartel, after all.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:09:04 PM EDT
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Once my phone is done quick charging in microwave I'll try some pencil lead
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:12:12 PM EDT
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Ya think?
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:13:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:13:56 PM EDT
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PnQ, you are a special, special little rabbit. I look forward to more posts from you.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:16:22 PM EDT
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Yeah! And you can cover a rock in mayonnaise and microwave it to make an impressive geode!

YouTube gags abound.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:16:38 PM EDT
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What if you put the microwave oven in a vacuum ?
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:19:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:35:48 PM EDT
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What if the microwave is on a treadmill??
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:37:42 PM EDT
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Microwave it in a pressure cooker, duh...

ETA: and beaten badly...
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:39:20 PM EDT
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Great, now what am I going to do with 20,000 #2 pencils I just ordered?
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:39:47 PM EDT
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You might be able to get somewhere close to temperature part of the equation, but you damn sure won't get the pressure part.
That why you put it in a pressur3 cooker at the same time.
Do you put the pressure cooker in the microwave, or the microwave in the pressure cooker?
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:40:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:40:43 PM EDT
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Done it.

I'm fabulously wealthy as a result.

They call me The Magical Diamond Making Wizard around here.

Glad I made a bazillion dollars before the secret went viral.
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Don't you mean "Brazilian?"
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:44:02 PM EDT
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My shop-vac is pretty big, but I don't think my microwave will fit in it.
Link Posted: 3/18/2019 11:59:18 PM EDT
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The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 12:01:43 AM EDT
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Jesus.
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 12:09:59 AM EDT
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Cooker in microwave. Duh
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 12:18:44 AM EDT
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Ha, what a joke. The real way to do it is to put it in a pressure cooker, in the microwave on air force one, while air force one is on a treadmill. Duh.
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 6:00:40 AM EDT
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He’s a witch!
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 6:06:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/19/2019 6:42:44 AM EDT
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Jesus.
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Leave him out of this.

Water was his medium
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 6:50:32 AM EDT
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I once wrapped a charcoal briquette in foil and buried it in the flower bed.

It's been about 30 years ago.

I should probably check if it worked!
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See, you're doing it wrong, you need to use peanut butter.
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 6:56:41 AM EDT
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If you microwave graphite you will most likely only get hot graphite.

Grapes, on the other hand do make a plasma:

Make Plasma With Grapes In The Microwave!
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 8:19:40 AM EDT
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See, you're doing it wrong, you need to use peanut butter.
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I once wrapped a charcoal briquette in foil and buried it in the flower bed.

It's been about 30 years ago.

I should probably check if it worked!
See, you're doing it wrong, you need to use peanut butter.
I thought you were screwing with me,  but Holy Crap it works!

I didn't watched the entire video yet, but it really works!

Turning Coal into Diamonds, using Peanut Butter! TKOR On How To Make Peanut Butter Coal Crystals
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 8:29:57 AM EDT
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Diamonds can be grown via CVD using low pressure microwave plasma.
Link Posted: 3/19/2019 8:35:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/19/2019 8:42:46 AM EDT
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If you microwave graphite you will most likely only get hot graphite.

Grapes, on the other hand do make a plasma:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwTjsRt0Fzo
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Can confirm
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