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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:08:15 AM EDT
Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time.
OMG what have I done. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:08:51 AM EDT
[#1]
Lulz
Fuck all that |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:09:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lulz Fuck all that Bears repeating! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:10:02 AM EDT
[#3]
They're going to either be at each other's throats or team up to make you miserable.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:10:48 AM EDT
[#4]
Eject!
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:10:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Man..... that sounds horrible,
Go on lots of fishing/hunting trips. Hide in the garage. Sleep at work. Whatever you gotta do man. No shame |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:12:56 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They're going to either be at each other's throats or team up to make you miserable. In time honored AR-15.com style, they are getting both! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:13:33 AM EDT
[#7]
I have a 15 yo, an 11 yo, and a 38 yo females in my house. Me and my 8yo boy don't spend a lot of time at home if we can help it...
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:15:16 AM EDT
[#8]
Oh man. Yikes
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:15:53 AM EDT
[#9]
I would say you poor basterd , but she is 41 and starting early and our youngest daughter is 14 now.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:16:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Man..... that sounds horrible, Go on lots of fishing/hunting trips. Hide in the garage. Sleep at work. Whatever you gotta do man. No shame I'm in the same boat as OP. Best I could come up with is surfing AR15 while pretending to take a #2 for 30 minutes. I think they are on to me though ... |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:17:19 AM EDT
[#11]
Buy a motorcycle and get away
And if you crash and die meh whatever |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:19:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done. My wife was 42 when we had our surprise daughter. I was 45. Daughter's 7 now and has been pure emotional girl since day one! Not looking forward to that day. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:19:51 AM EDT
[#13]
I go to the local indoor pistol shooting range a lot.
For the peace and quiet
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:21:04 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Buy a motorcycle and get away And if you crash and die meh whatever  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:28:31 AM EDT
[#15]
I worked with a guy who did this. He sent 2 days is a daze saying "We're pregnant". Then we heard " I am to damn old to be changing diapers."
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:34:44 AM EDT
[#16]
My spousal unit was 35 when she had my daughter. It was an interesting couple of decades.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:37:36 AM EDT
[#17]
My wife's 43, I'm 33. She has a 22 year old daughter and a 19 year old son. We just had a boy, he'll be two here soon, same exact birthday as his older brother. Their sister birthday is like 9 days before theirs. My wife is fertile at one certain time of year lol
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:48:08 AM EDT
[#18]
My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am?
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:49:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? EJECT |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:51:11 AM EDT
[#20]
Excellent timing, OP. I have nothing of value to add.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:51:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Then I'm fucked. Wife is 40 and we have an 18 month old girl.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:52:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: EJECT Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? EJECT I can’t.... child support would kill me. Additionally, we have 11 hens, 2 female cats and 3 female ginea pigs... me, the male cat, and rooster are the only males. The rooster is an asshole, and I think the cats gay... I’m fucked.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:53:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I go to the local indoor pistol shooting range a lot. For the peace and quiet See, now that's why I like guns as much as I do. They're only loud when you want them to be. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:54:22 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I go to the local indoor pistol shooting range a lot. For the peace and quiet  We raised 5 boys. The eldest is 40+, the youngest is just out of his teens. The most drama we had was boys trying to parachute from the 14ft roof with the patio umbrella, and a plethora of frogs, snakes and other critters the missus despised. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:55:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? Find a nice fat piece of your thigh or belly and stick a fork in it. You're very well done.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:56:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: See, now that's why I like guns as much as I do. They're only loud when you want them to be. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I go to the local indoor pistol shooting range a lot. For the peace and quiet See, now that's why I like guns as much as I do. They're only loud when you want them to be. I don’t wear hearing protection when I shoot, my father in law would constantly stress to wear it because he has to use hearing aids. One day I finally told him I could stand to lose some hearing with all the damn squealing and crying in my house. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:56:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? That's going to be some long haul hell there my friend. Might be a good time to go on a 12 year road trip. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:57:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They're going to either be at each other's throats or team up to make you miserable. They always team up because they have something in common: They're angry at hubby/dad because he's a man and doesn't understand women things/experiences/struggles. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 1:59:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's going to be some long haul hell there my friend. Might be a good time to go on a 12 year road trip. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? That's going to be some long haul hell there my friend. Might be a good time to go on a 12 year road trip. Honest to god, never knew how a man could go to the store for a pack of smokes and never come back until I had 3 kids 3 and under and an emotional wife due to back to back to back pregnancies. It’s a lot better now... but there was a time I thought about such a ride trip. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:02:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife's 43, I'm 33. She has a 22 year old daughter and a 19 year old son. We just had a boy, he'll be two here soon, same exact birthday as his older brother. Their sister birthday is like 9 days before theirs. My wife is fertile at one certain time of year lol Dude just dude. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:04:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife was 42 when we had our surprise daughter. I was 45. Daughter's 7 now and has been pure emotional girl since day one! Not looking forward to that day. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Then chances are you will get to experience the joys of pre-teen girl puberty and wife menopause at the same time. OMG what have I done. My wife was 42 when we had our surprise daughter. I was 45. Daughter's 7 now and has been pure emotional girl since day one! Not looking forward to that day. Oh boy, you're going to get those hot flashes vs. the teen crazies. Good luck! |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:06:43 AM EDT
[#32]
Wife is 49, I'm 52. Daughter is 15, son is 10. I love my wife and daughter with everything I've got. But, my son and I get the frick out of the house as much possible and go hunting and fishing together, just to get away from the drama.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:07:39 AM EDT
[#33]
Now you know why so many men are bald
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:09:46 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now you know why so many men are bald Sadly I do 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:38:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife is 49, I'm 52. Daughter is 15, son is 10. I love my wife and daughter with everything I've got. But, my son and I get the frick out of the house as much possible and go hunting and fishing together, just to get away from the drama. Run away! There's a backside to the mountain but it's a long climb. The other side is sunny and warm; and it's worth the climb. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 2:55:41 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They're going to either be at each other's throats or team up to make you miserable. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:01:01 AM EDT
[#37]
Friend of mine had his third daughter at 49 :0
He now has four cycling females in the house. He is 58 |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:16:05 AM EDT
[#38]
my wife will be 40 this year. Our little girl is 3. Luckily she has three older brothers I can escape with when the time arises.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:21:49 AM EDT
[#39]
Have you ever considered building a guest house in the backyard?
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:28:46 AM EDT
[#40]
My husband’s plan is to try and deploy when I hit menopause. He’s concerned there won’t be any wars when the time comes.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:32:28 AM EDT
[#41]
Go to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:43:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: EJECT Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife will be 42 this year, my daughters are 10, 8, 6.... tell me how fucked I am? EJECT Into the propeller of a low flying Cessna. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 3:54:13 AM EDT
[#43]
Damn, I thought I had it bad with my 12yr old girl that just started acting 17, and a 38yr old wife.
Never even thought of menopause - thought that was a 50yr old thing? I pull the bathroom trick, LOL! Funny someone mentioned that Spend a lot of time on the tractor too. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:21:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2021 4:40:29 AM EDT
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My wife is 40
Oldest is 18 Middle is 15 Youngest is 6 All girls. I try not to spend much time in the house when they are all grumpy. 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:13:24 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now you know why so many men are bald Or gray.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:20:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Buy a motorcycle and get away And if you crash and die meh whatever /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/5ddc336bfd9db244c913783d-460.gif 
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Posted: 2/25/2021 5:41:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They're going to either be at each other's throats or team up to make you miserable. One does not preclude the other. This is GD, get both. |
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Posted: 2/25/2021 6:58:21 AM EDT
[#49]
All I can say op is overtime, work it as much as possible.
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Posted: 2/25/2021 7:04:50 AM EDT
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My wife is 50, daughter turns 14 in April. I spend a lot of time in the workshop.
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