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Posted: 1/17/2021 11:19:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2021 11:20:15 PM EDT
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Hauling out your umbilical cord at the bar to impress the ladies.
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Posted: 1/17/2021 11:20:51 PM EDT
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Smurf clippers
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Posted: 1/18/2021 12:11:29 AM EDT
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Wishing 3 times that you were a genieologist
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Posted: 1/18/2021 12:12:31 AM EDT
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Hitting the record button accidentally on your freezer.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 4:59:55 PM EDT
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Sinking your teeth into the last bomb's fin.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:01:15 PM EDT
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Just rubbin on the high falootin horse hockey.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:01:55 PM EDT
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Loading the spring loaded loading spring.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:02:48 PM EDT
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Wearing the actual myth like a bib.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:04:01 PM EDT
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Applauding the consolidation of dry ingredients when shining the turnips.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:05:23 PM EDT
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Building the consolidated destruction impersonator.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:06:26 PM EDT
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Blowing you dog's nose from the inside.
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Posted: 1/18/2021 5:08:53 PM EDT
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Capturing the glide slope on roller skates while caterwauling like a librarian.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 12:03:17 AM EDT
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Reticulated mython
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:30:48 AM EDT
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High fructose turtle tracks.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:32:42 AM EDT
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Somersaulting capitulations.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:36:11 AM EDT
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Confusing Dobie Gillis with a bag of meatballs and jar of lightning bugs.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:40:06 AM EDT
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Making your skivvies scratch & sniff.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:41:17 AM EDT
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Worshiping the world's largest cumquat.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 1:46:15 AM EDT
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Starting a fight between an amethyst and a world atlas.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 10:04:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Clapping your Clams at your birthday party
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Posted: 1/19/2021 11:22:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Being a guest shaman at the Feinman bar mitzvah.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 5:08:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Feral cherry
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:23:52 PM EDT
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Confounding the groundhog's sense of propriety.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:26:15 PM EDT
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Lighting the sack of puppy tails with a crabapple compote.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:28:46 PM EDT
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Snatching the snitches erstwhile and tanking the clabber blubber.
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Posted: 1/19/2021 8:29:29 PM EDT
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Sighting in your new crossbow on the muffins that ma baked for your dangling parts.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 12:13:31 AM EDT
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Doing naked Ricky Ricardo imitations in your bathroom mirror until your nipples turn into snakes.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 12:33:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doing naked Ricky Ricardo imitations in your bathroom mirror until your nipples turn into snakes. That's so stoopid  Perfect 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:38:50 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's so stoopid Perfect 
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:43:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Praying to hear more blissful rinky-tink piano ditties.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:45:50 PM EDT
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Balancing a garbanzo bean on the tip of your nose while screaming for ice cream on an elephant hair toothbrush.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:47:49 PM EDT
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Using your ass pawl to stop being dragged by the bees.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:50:51 PM EDT
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Chewing the handle unit off the Gorgeous George lunchbox and carrot spindle faucet.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:52:02 PM EDT
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Graduating Jolly Roger school without being jolly or Roger.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:52:49 PM EDT
[#36]
Smelling with your trundle nose.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:53:41 PM EDT
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Shining the legacy Wizard.
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Posted: 1/20/2021 10:57:35 PM EDT
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Partnering with your uniform design sketch on phosphorous earlobes.
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Posted: 1/21/2021 3:16:58 AM EDT
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Trying to convince Maynard G. Krebs that Dobie Gillis isn't his soul mate because Joe Biden already stole his soul when he sniffed him in 1962.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 1:15:10 AM EDT
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Cleaving the Beaver Cleaver's mother's beaver.
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Posted: 1/23/2021 11:33:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:06:18 AM EDT
[#42]
Upchucking whirlwinding chuck snippets.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:06:42 AM EDT
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Passing your gonorrhea exam.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 8:14:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2021 8:20:04 AM EDT
[#45]
I thought the 13ers were the butt end of all GD hazing?
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:42:45 PM EDT
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Depleting the incantation interpretation emulation.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:44:03 PM EDT
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Kicking the cow down the road using your jello foot.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:45:52 PM EDT
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Increasing taboos fosters increased Kwajalein fairies.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:48:16 PM EDT
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Swinging a dead cat to clear out the little meatgazers from the peppers.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 4:49:29 PM EDT
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Condescending ascension using fire plugs.
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