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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:15:32 PM EDT
[#1]
She’s obviously terrible at batting cages
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:21:52 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Theres a neat how-to video where 2 girls teach the technique, they only use one cup just so you get the idea. Check it out. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Had to look up cupping, learn something new everyday Theres a neat how-to video where 2 girls teach the technique, they only use one cup just so you get the idea. Check it out. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:21:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She has great hair  What? You have the Bidensmellophone? Probably hairy armpits and cooter,with the upgrade ammonia smells |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:22:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That or she's been doing tentacle porn with a giant octopus.  I'm going with this - Occam's Razor and all that... |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:27:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Use the the introduction asking about those cupping marks to segue into a conversation about her cupping your balls. You’re welcome
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:30:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:31:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/sawyer-extractor-pump-bite-and-sting-kit?a=1900180&szc=000&clrc=000&pm2d=CSE-SPG-15-PLA&utm_medium=PLA&utm_source=Google&utm_campaign=CI&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0rSABhDlARIsAJtjfCeWEnBWCa6dHYD2nQ5lwWysa7sNi12MvZjE8bqtTyUzgEet2wGAdOQaAtBtEALw_wcB They like it on their clits. Who needs that when you have a mouth |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:32:08 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd hit it.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:32:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who needs that when you have a mouth Yours or hers? |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:38:36 PM EDT
[#10]
Judging by your position from which you took the picture, you don't think so
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:38:43 PM EDT
[#11]
So how does providing a mild suction on your body help with injuries?
That was really weird to type out with a straight face. 
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:39:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe she's just really bad at tennis. It’s her doubles partner that really sucks. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:40:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Am I in before the restraining order?
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:42:59 PM EDT
[#14]
That’s where I pecker slapped her, and the steaming seeds of my passion burned her skin.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:43:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Unless there is some rational explanation of an actuall accident, I could easily see that thing coming at you with claws beared, fangs too. Its your live to fuck up. Dibs on ammo and a gun or two.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:45:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fire cupping; you might want to check for ligature marks on wrists and ankles. Could be a wild ride. Just ask if she prefers SSC or RACK ^ Listen to this guy that’s a Pro Tip right there. Well done. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:53:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Reject from an alien abduction
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Posted: 1/24/2021 9:54:36 PM EDT
[#18]
beat with a sock full of oranges.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:19:57 PM EDT
[#19]
Wait until she turns around, that’s where people were touching her with 20 foot poles.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:27:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Tell her that since she's into cupping you have a pair of testicles that she can borrow.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:28:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cupping therapy? |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:31:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cupping therapy? Yup |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:35:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Her racketball partner is an asshole.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:36:35 PM EDT
[#24]
She's not very good at wall ball
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:40:16 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cupping therapy? this^ |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:47:07 PM EDT
[#26]
Cupping. Athletes sometimes use it for therapy, like acupuncture. Michael Phelps used it during the Olympics.
Did you talk to her or were you just taking creepy pictures like a creeper? |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:51:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I don't think that was proper frappage.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:54:52 PM EDT
[#28]
Rub some two ball compound on it, see if it goes away.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 10:55:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like bruises from cupping. That was my thought |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:07:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 30 years ago people did not even know what cupping is. I rember one with a child that had cupping done and some one saw it and a child welfare case was started. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:12:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Theres a neat how-to video where 2 girls teach the technique, they only use one cup just so you get the idea. Check it out. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Had to look up cupping, learn something new everyday Theres a neat how-to video where 2 girls teach the technique, they only use one cup just so you get the idea. Check it out. I saw the one cup method as explained by those two girls. Seems effective. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:22:32 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They used to make a "snakebite kit" that used a suction cup to supposedly suck out the venom. I got one when I was ten or so and used it to make similar marks on my little brother.  I said, "Dude, what happened to your head? It was the afternoon. He answered the me the way he had to answer at least 100 times before. "The covering on the Atari joy stick came off. I was bored with missile command, so I stuck it on my fore head and turned on the TV. I forgot about it and fell asleep. When I woke up it was still stuck to my head. I pulled i off and had this huge mark from the suction." |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:22:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw the one cup method as explained by those two girls. Seems effective. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Had to look up cupping, learn something new everyday Theres a neat how-to video where 2 girls teach the technique, they only use one cup just so you get the idea. Check it out. I saw the one cup method as explained by those two girls. Seems effective. I thought the video had shitty production quality but they seemed passionate about their craft. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:26:45 PM EDT
[#34]
Not thicc, pass.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:29:03 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe she's just really bad at tennis. Bad doubles partner |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:29:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, what does her hair smell like? JOE BIDEN IS AN ARFCOMMER! |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:30:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Did she get slapped by tony the tiger?
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:33:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So how does providing a mild suction on your body help with injuries? It doesn't, but on the right body party it distracts you from the pain. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:39:55 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Worthless Hippie shit that does nothing except give you nasty circle bruises.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrMdSq4sSKIQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hell is cupping? Worthless Hippie shit that does nothing except give you nasty circle bruises. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrMdSq4sSKII can never think to come up with these type scams. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:41:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cigarettes So much for concious of her health theory. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:46:00 PM EDT
[#41]
She’s sporting them like a flag just asking for someone to ask about them. Perfect opportunity to start the conversation. She’s looking to get laid so. Screen door in a hurricane bud. Have at it.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:47:45 PM EDT
[#42]
Yup that's cupping theory
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:50:19 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cupping therapy? |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:51:41 PM EDT
[#44]
OP posts this thread next week
There is a strange burning sensation when I piss |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:52:07 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like bruises from cupping. |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:53:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Trick question. All rando pub chicks are damaged goods.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:56:00 PM EDT
[#47]
Cum targets
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:56:45 PM EDT
[#48]
Damaged goods or maybe and athlete Into cupping therapy.
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:56:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cum targets Skeet ball |
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Posted: 1/24/2021 11:59:04 PM EDT
[#50]
Her husband must be a framing contractor.
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