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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:10:30 PM EDT
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......why does the deviant witch look like Kamala Harris?
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It's a prophecy. Ponder that.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:11:18 PM EDT
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Fucking white elite privilege.  I will never be able to afford a decent orb to ponder - all of mine are the fucking size of marbles- and you have to buy that stupid Asian soda and shatter the bottle to get them.
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Ramune!
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:21:13 PM EDT
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Some stuff the internet comes up with, just dumb.
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my ponderous.
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:22:23 PM EDT
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First I've seen this. Serously, no joke.
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:23:13 PM EDT
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Pondering the orb in my avatar
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:30:30 PM EDT
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I need that God hates fixed mags poster
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:32:52 PM EDT
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I need that God hates fixed mags poster
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I ran out of stickers recently, they are pretty popular in CA/MA/NY
Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:43:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2021 11:59:06 PM EDT
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Ok. I’m lost.

On a scale of 1-10, how racist is orb pondering? Or is this more of a sexist thing. I’m definitely picking up some subtle MGTOW vibes, here.  And if it’s neither sexist or racist, the important question is how can it be made... well, you know... ideally both.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:09:03 AM EDT
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Time for a time machine

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SHAZAM!  it's been Boomered!
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:16:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:19:20 AM EDT
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Breathe deep the gathering gloom

Watch lights fade from every room

Bedsitter people look back and lament

Another day's useless energy spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,

Lonely man cries for love and has none.

New mother picks up and ??c?les her son,

Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold hearted orb that rules the night,

Removes the colors from our sight.

Red is grey and yellow white,

But we decide which is right.

And which is an illusion?

Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:34:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 1:03:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 2:10:04 AM EDT
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Ramune!
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That shit ain't bad, but its a giant PITA... I have to open my daughters bottle for her every time. Do they make one that is a protein drink? I think she needs to bulk up a bit and open her own damn bottles.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 2:39:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 4:08:10 AM EDT
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I've been pondering this orb since the 90s.

Kataklysm - The Orb of Uncreation


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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 4:42:55 AM EDT
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Zoomers been dropping the ball lately, but this is gold.
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 5:06:40 AM EDT
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Great, now a bunch of people are gonna pretend this is funny, and they’re all gonna band together and pretend to know something that the people who don’t think this is funny don’t know.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 5:17:48 AM EDT
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Great, now a bunch of people are gonna pretend this is funny, and they're all gonna band together and pretend to know something that the people who don't think this is funny don't know.
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Sounds like you don't have an orb to ponder
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 5:23:12 AM EDT
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Sounds like you don't have an orb to ponder
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Where do you think I got the information then?
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 5:29:11 AM EDT
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Where do you think I got the information then?
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Sounds like you don't have an orb to ponder


Where do you think I got the information then?
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 5:29:22 AM EDT
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Great, now a bunch of people are gonna pretend this is funny, and they’re all gonna band together and pretend to know something that the people who don’t think this is funny don’t know.
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A bunch of people? Would you say a predonderence?
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 6:13:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 6:31:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 7:23:43 AM EDT
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Breathe deep the gathering gloom

Watch lights fade from every room

Bedsitter people look back and lament

Another day's useless energy spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,

Lonely man cries for love and has none.

New mother picks up and cles her son,

Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold hearted orb that rules the night,

Removes the colors from our sight.

Red is grey and yellow white,

But we decide which is right.

And which is an illusion?

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Nice
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 7:37:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 8:30:26 AM EDT
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In Soviet Mordor orb ponders you
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 8:34:47 AM EDT
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Gay.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 8:43:12 AM EDT
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2 pages and no one has mentioned the Loc-Nar?? ARF disappoints today.

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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 9:03:33 AM EDT
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I feel like a boomer, I had no idea what the fuck that was
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No worries, there has been 2 new things since yesterday.  You only missed three new things.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 10:07:08 AM EDT
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2 pages and no one has mentioned the Loc-Nar?? ARF disappoints today.

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I know how you feel.

Green orbs without B-17 zombies is like a day without sunshine.  
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 10:41:35 AM EDT
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I've never pondered an orb but after a healthy shit I've often pondered the profoundly deep political irony that the toilet flush handle is always on the left.
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 10:57:14 AM EDT
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I've never pondered an orb but after a healthy shit I've often pondered the profoundly deep political irony that the toilet flush handle is always on the left.
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It's on the right as I sit. Have I been doing it wrong?
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:08:55 PM EDT
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The handle is stage right
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Is that for real?

Pondering is now the sole domain of white suprematists?
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:13:45 PM EDT
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I feel like a boomer, I had no idea what the fuck that was
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Z boomer checking in... I still have no idea what's going on
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:17:35 PM EDT
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Trying to contact Sauron?

Seriously while you are pondering the orb, and a flaming eye ball appears...run!
Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:17:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2021 12:21:24 PM EDT
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I actually was requested to make this one in real life about a week ago.

Great to see the OG back in circulation.


Link Posted: 12/3/2021 1:18:13 PM EDT
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Is that for real?

Pondering is now the sole domain of white suprematists?
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The left writes memes for us in the form of agitprop headlines
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