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Posted: 1/26/2021 7:47:29 PM EDT
It's not easy news like 'it appears your 11 year old is gay' or 'did you know your young son molested a calf?'.

No, this is far more awkward.

Their son in a booger eater.  Prolific.  He could use a shovel if it fit in his nose.

He was such a nice kid too.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:49:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Boogie down
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:49:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Eh, leave the kids alone. Kids who eat boogers get strong immune systems and piss on COVID
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:49:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Tread careful OP, he may come from a long line of proud booger eaters.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:49:41 PM EDT
[#4]
Call me crazy but he sounds pretty normal to me. For an 11 year old anyway.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:50:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:51:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Could be a defense mechanism against C-19.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:51:22 PM EDT
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Tread careful OP, he may come from a long line of proud booger eaters.
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I knew his father when I was a kid, it surprised me when he moved here, 100 miles away. I don't think he was a booger eater, but his dad had MD so badly he couldn't walk well and was hard to talk to.  So it's possible.

At least he's not wiping it on my couch.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:52:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:52:49 PM EDT
[#9]
I can’t say that I’ve never ate a booger. What I can say is I’ve never purposely eaten a booger.  It’s not normal to want to eat your boogers.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:53:41 PM EDT
[#10]
“Your son eats boogers, lots of them.”

Would you rather have your lights turned off by a single CNS shot, or bleed out after taking 5 to the gut?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:55:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:56:28 PM EDT
[#12]
My second grade teacher first day of class... "You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose. But, you cant pick your friends nose..."
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:58:01 PM EDT
[#13]
How could you tell? Was he not masked up?
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 7:59:59 PM EDT
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I can’t say that I’ve never ate a booger. What I can say is I’ve never purposely eaten a booger.  It’s not normal to want to eat your boogers.
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I do it all the time. Been doing it all my life.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:02:46 PM EDT
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I do it all the time. Been doing it all my life.
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:04:28 PM EDT
[#16]
Report the parents to CPS.  They aren't feeding their son enough.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:04:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Can vegans eat boogers?

Dunno if it's relevant to OP, but I am curious.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:05:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Well remind them that one day, he too can be a US Senator from Texas.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:06:32 PM EDT
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Can vegans eat boogers?

Dunno if it's relevant to OP, but I am curious.
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This is weird and gross but I want to know now.
Damn you Vim!
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:07:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Jesus, OP, can you put a damn GRAPHIC warning in the title
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:07:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:10:53 PM EDT
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Can vegans eat boogers?

Dunno if it's relevant to OP, but I am curious.
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Vegans Quarrel Over Eating Boogers
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:21:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:22:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Several years ago, my town was having a hazardous waste take back day. Me and the old lady went down there to get rid of a monster of an old TV. 50” and heavy, I don’t know how old it was but it was huge and weighed a fuckton. Well, we got there and there were many dozens of cars, so we waited.

We pulled up next to a maroon Ram 1500 with some chuckle fuck and his wife riding shotgun. I’m laying the ground work to get in the wife’s pants later, when I look over at the ram and catch the wife running a mining operation. She was a pro, you could tell. I alert my wife to this and we both look over as she is chowing down on one of the biggest boogers I have seen in my entire life. She dangled it over tongue like she was eating some delicacy too, nasty bitch. The next few moments were a blur.

We decided to get lunch after dropping off the TV. I’m standing in line waiting for the food when I look over to see you know who. They order and come wait in my vicinity. I hesitate a moment and then say, “still hungry, huh?” She looked at me with mouth agape, booger on her breath. She knew that I knew, and knew that I knew that she knew. I suggested she try the Ruben and she hurried to go look at something on the other side of the store. Top 10 grossest things I’ve seen.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:26:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Simmer down OP. We have people on here who refused to vote for T$ because "muh bumpstock" and are shocked Bidet is actually planning to take ALL of your guns away. Kids a little slow, he's not retarded.
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:27:04 PM EDT
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I do it all the time. Been doing it all my life.
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Click
Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:28:03 PM EDT
[#27]
I just ate a giant yellowish/green one.


Link Posted: 1/26/2021 8:42:49 PM EDT
[#28]
You been peeking the shower again? Give the boy credit OP, at least the boogs were his own.


This time.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 5:06:19 AM EDT
[#29]
Freddie James - Boogie Time
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 5:24:38 AM EDT
[#30]
After reading the OP I was expecting OhGeorgeNotTheLivestock.gif

But I'm a tad drunk & upon further reading, I'll give the booger-cuisine a temp pass.
Let the little asshole learn from the inevitable mockery that you & others should rightfully fling at him as he should fling his boogers elsewhere
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 5:29:10 AM EDT
[#31]
There's nothing wrong with it, if humans learn how to do it by instincts then it's probably not unhealthy, just gross.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 6:08:54 AM EDT
[#32]
@SCW
what is the difference between Green Beans and Boogers???????
Wait


Wait


Wait


Kids don't eat Green Beans.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 6:46:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Sounds like a nice young man...
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 6:51:02 AM EDT
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Several years ago, my town was having a hazardous waste take back day. Me and the old lady went down there to get rid of a monster of an old TV. 50” and heavy, I don’t know how old it was but it was huge and weighed a fuckton. Well, we got there and there were many dozens of cars, so we waited.

We pulled up next to a maroon Ram 1500 with some chuckle fuck and his wife riding shotgun. I’m laying the ground work to get in the wife’s pants later, when I look over at the ram and catch the wife running a mining operation. She was a pro, you could tell. I alert my wife to this and we both look over as she is chowing down on one of the biggest boogers I have seen in my entire life. She dangled it over tongue like she was eating some delicacy too, nasty bitch. The next few moments were a blur.

We decided to get lunch after dropping off the TV. I’m standing in line waiting for the food when I look over to see you know who. They order and come wait in my vicinity. I hesitate a moment and then say, “still hungry, huh?” She looked at me with mouth agape, booger on her breath. She knew that I knew, and knew that I knew that she knew. I suggested she try the Ruben and she hurried to go look at something on the other side of the store. Top 10 grossest things I’ve seen.
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lol...
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 7:06:53 AM EDT
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Eh, leave the kids alone. Kids who eat boogers get strong immune systems and piss on COVID
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Link Posted: 1/27/2021 7:18:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/27/2021 7:30:37 AM EDT
[#37]
I used to work with a booger eater. We'd wager on him, using hand signals.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:19:27 AM EDT
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Boogie down
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Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:32:26 AM EDT
[#39]
He'll be fine.

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Kharn
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:40:09 AM EDT
[#40]
OP, you'd best be careful not to piss off the kid. Next thing you know he's going to break into your house at night to eat YOUR boogers. Nasal rape.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:41:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:41:50 AM EDT
[#42]
You're a liar if you haven't tasted your homegrown gummi snacks.
Link Posted: 1/27/2021 8:42:31 AM EDT
[#43]
It amazes me how many kids eat their boogers.

I don't get how that looks good to eat, but they almost always look at it before it goes in their mouth.
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