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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:27:01 PM EDT
Me, divorced, 40, kids not home. Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work. He knows and joins in I guess. The women are not hot, but cute. Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids. No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends. And there's the one dick rule.
I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play. It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk. I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity. I get texts from the wife. Her: Heyy Me: What? Me: If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up. I'm going to bed soon. 30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late Me: Going to bed 20 mins later Her: LOL. Her: Comer over and join the party Her: lol Her: I need another dick Her: LOL Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us 20 minutes later I get a facetime from her. My dumbass answered it. Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend. 2 sets of mommy tits. They giggle and try to convince me to come up. I tell them I'm not into married chicks. They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring. And we say goodbye. I'm not looking for drama like that. They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff. And I'm not gay. |
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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.
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Yeah, no way that could turn into some trailer park like drama later on. Good call.
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Good thing your Arf name is not Wesley Hard on.... Fucking thread sucks!
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You're not married and they are all willing participants, you should do it.
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You literally said no to every GDer's ultimate fantasy... the only thing that was missing was a bucket of trout.
WTF Man? |
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If I had a dollar for every "open marriage" weirdo I see on tinder I could retire tomorrow. Is this a thing now a days with people in their 30s?
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I wish it were a lie. I wouldn't think so poorly about my neighbors if it was. |
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If the guy wasn't there, it would have been a different story.
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tell the cuter one to come over and blow you and you'll think about it
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That's the kind of degeneracy that is destroying this country. No real man would let another man fuck his wife. Good on you Op for not joining in the cuckoldry.
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Why did you wait until nearly 4:30 this afternoon to post this story ?
This is Arfcom bud , if it's not a live report it's utter bullshit. |
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In before a fake thread with the OP claiming he invited some fag up the street to bang his wife and her friend and he pussied out.
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Disappointing thread, but you've let us know that your virtue is intact.
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Quoted: Me, divorced, 40, kids not home. Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work. He knows and joins in I guess. The women are not hot, but cute. Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids. No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends. And there's the one dick rule. I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play. It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk. I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity. I get texts from the wife. Her: Heyy Me: What? Me: If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up. I'm going to bed soon. 30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late Me: Going to bed 20 mins later Her: LOL. Her: Comer over and join the party Her: lol Her: I need another dick Her: LOL Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us 20 minutes later I get a facetime from her. My dumbass answered it. Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend. 2 sets of mommy tits. They giggle and try to convince me to come up. I tell them I'm not into married chicks. They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring. And we say goodbye. I'm not looking for drama like that. They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff. And I'm not gay. View Quote Your friends are gross degenerates, congrats!!!! |
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Was crab meat involved? If so, you fucked up AAron.
Seriously, ex wife and her bestie and hubby? Yeah, good decision ignoring your little head. |
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Is it really that difficult to say, "thanks, but no thanks." Then hang up?
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No thanks.
Only offer I have ever had in my life was when I was in my early 20s, buddy and his girlfriend tried to get me to join them one drunken night. Even as young, horny and shitfaced as I was I knew it was a profoundly bad idea, I had a girlfriend at the time, plus the violation of poles to holes ratio. I politely declined and it was never brought up again. In case anybody is curious, yes, she was stupid hot and I was good friends with her at the time. Single me would have smashed at the drop of a hat. Sometimes being homely and having a toxic personality pays off, I never get offers of random sex, X-somes or anything like that. Makes my life a boring and easy existence free of drama. |
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It sounds cool...I almost had the opportunity one time but both were single (well, they were bi-lesbians, one was good to go, the other couldn't be convinced). Married women, with on husband's dick swinging free? Nope, I wouldn't join that shit, especially if in your neighborhood. Smart decision. Would be fun to flirt, but not playing that game...nothing ever good comes from shit like that.
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Married couple + married woman (whose husband sometimes joins in) + you?
Between the "married" part and the possibility of the number of dicks exceeding the number of available pussies, I can't think of anything less appealing. |
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Problem is your too old and have gotten wise. If you were a little younger you'd wade into that trouble.
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Quoted: You can sword fight all you want. Not my thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Attached File |
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