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Zakk_Wylde_470 Down With The Thickness Joined Sep 2004 Posts 34026 EE 100% (8) PA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:10:55 PM EST But I Need A Pair Of Shorts That Cost $345 https://mostactical.com/products/crye-precision-g3-combat-shorts-mod
	When doubt returns, may it be That faith shall permeate our scars When we're seduced, then may it be That we not deviate our cause

runfrumu Member Joined Mar 2011 Posts 13359 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:13:59 PM EST Youll look like a weirdo walking around in that shit. Do you think right now is a really a good time to play tacticool dress up?

ecreps Member Joined Jul 2014 Posts 512 EE 100% (15) USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:15:38 PM EST What do they do better than normal shorts?

MajorPayne Member Joined Mar 2018 Posts 2428 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:16:03 PM EST $345 and they don't even come in a 70" waist?

JLPettimoreIII i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game. Joined Oct 2010 Posts 7994 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:16:23 PM EST Attached File

hondaciv Original Intenter Joined Apr 2007 Posts 42878 EE 100% (60) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:16:28 PM EST REVEALED: OP caught on hidden video at the gun counter Failed To Load Title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApC5TLj_2t0
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JavaEng Member Joined Jan 2021 Posts 13 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:16:53 PM EST Do they at least have anti-chafing functionality for short tactical walks? And what do they do for swamp ass? I sit a lot and I wouldn’t want the IR signature of my soggy shorts to give me away.

HungLo Joined Jan 2013 Posts 5166 EE 100% (23) OH, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:16:54 PM EST Buy once, Crye once.

MADMAXXX Member Joined Oct 2020 Posts 178 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:17:16 PM EST Thanks OP I just ordered 2 pair

Jday Fightin' Texas Aggie Joined Jan 2010 Posts 3507 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:17:40 PM EST I had a feeling it would be Crye before I clicked.

Zakk_Wylde_470

Down With The Thickness

Joined Sep 2004
Posts 34027
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PA, USA

Posted: 1/13/2021 7:17:51 PM EST

[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 7:22:21 PM EST by Zakk_Wylde_470]

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Originally Posted By runfrumu:
Youll look like a weirdo walking around in that shit. Do you think right now is a really a good time to play tacticool dress up?

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Originally Posted By runfrumu:
Youll look like a weirdo walking around in that shit. Do you think right now is a really a good time to play tacticool dress up?

Because I wouldn't look like a weirdo with a plate-carrier and battle-belt but normal pants

Originally Posted By hondaciv:
REVEALED: OP caught on hidden video at the gun counter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApC5TLj_2t0

Kuiu Verde instead of Vias?

When doubt returns, may it be
That faith shall permeate our scars
When we're seduced, then may it be
That we not deviate our cause

ATLDiver Joined Sep 2006 Posts 30363 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:19:07 PM EST Each time you take a stride your dick get sucked??? Maybe I’m interested....

JLPettimoreIII i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game. Joined Oct 2010 Posts 7995 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:19:24 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By hondaciv: REVEALED: OP caught on hidden video at the gun counter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApC5TLj_2t0 View Quote you don't snap it, brother?

fxntime Member Joined Jan 2003 Posts 89264 EE 100% (9) MI, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:19:53 PM EST So I can chop off the legs and sew the hem up on some BDU pants I have and save enough money for a down payment on a case of ammo? Cool.
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ClayHollisterTT Joined Jun 2020 Posts 6799 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:20:29 PM EST I just bought a few pairs for everyone in the family.

Aimless Suburban pot bellied snow chicken Joined Sep 2001 Posts 268832 EE 100% (46) NY, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:21:15 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By runfrumu: Youll look like a weirdo walking around in that shit. Do you think right now is a really a good time to play tacticool dress up? View Quote It's ALWAYS time to play tacticool dress up!
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SPEWEY Joined Jan 2021 Posts 3 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:21:40 PM EST Should the words "combat" and "shorts" be used in the same sentence?

odiedodi member Joined Aug 2009 Posts 16743 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:22:04 PM EST Each cargo pocket conceals water bottle/magazine stabilizer magazine stabilizer View Quote What in tactitardation is this witchcraft?

WarToy Joined Sep 2009 Posts 466 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:23:00 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By HungLo: Buy once, Crye once. View Quote Damn. You got to it first

timeless SHTF cul-de-sac Warlord w/ harem of soccer moms Joined Jan 2003 Posts 11350 EE 100% (41) AZ, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:23:10 PM EST Oh shit those are nice. I understand.
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bionic589 Joined Feb 2011 Posts 2639 EE 100% (67) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:23:14 PM EST Lol I might buy if they made bigger than manlet size. 46 as a max size, lol who is fitting in that?!

Zakk_Wylde_470 Down With The Thickness Joined Sep 2004 Posts 34028 EE 100% (8) PA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:23:45 PM EST [Last Edit: 1/13/2021 7:25:16 PM EST by Zakk_Wylde_470] Quote History Originally Posted By SPEWEY: Should the words "combat" and "shorts" be used in the same sentence? View Quote Yes.
	When doubt returns, may it be That faith shall permeate our scars When we're seduced, then may it be That we not deviate our cause

Blacktide Member Joined Feb 2010 Posts 38297 EE 100% (10) USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:23:48 PM EST Great stocking stuffer.

SPEWEY Joined Jan 2021 Posts 4 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:28:32 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470: Yes. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/58021/IxORfL7-1778144.png https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/58021/136109349_2800663073555400_7593382666566-1778145.jpg View Quote Okay...I stand corrected.

sauerkraut Joined Nov 2019 Posts 366 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:34:21 PM EST Attached File

Clutchdeath Member Joined Sep 2013 Posts 950 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:37:21 PM EST That's real retarded sir

runfrumu

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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:39:45 PM EST

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Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Because I wouldn't look like a weirdo with a plate-carrier and battle-belt but normal pants

Kuiu Verde instead of Vias?

https://i.imgur.com/y1Bfwg7.gif

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Those shorts will literally do the exact opposite of what camo does in an urban setting. Blend in. And I know your not going to be wearing those out in woods.

You could still not stick out like a sore thumb with a small battle belt and plate carrier if you wear a normal jacket and pants. Those shorts scream “shoot me first!”

FuriousYachtsman Member Joined Nov 2010 Posts 26051 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:42:09 PM EST Wouldn't the non-camoflauged strips create the illusion of permanent plumber's crack?

dphill John Cocktoasten Joined Sep 2006 Posts 18195 EE 100% (32) WI, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:44:17 PM EST No Kevlar codpiece no care...
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cbburke Joined Nov 2005 Posts 2248 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:44:26 PM EST Who would in the right mind to spend 345 on shorts ? I rather to buy more guns...

Dale007 Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 4818 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:45:49 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By MajorPayne: $345 and they don't even come in a 70" waist? View Quote Or free shipping

vand6167 Joined Feb 2008 Posts 6261 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:46:22 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By MADMAXXX: Thanks OP I just ordered 2 pair View Quote For the free shipping? Smart man

kicker9898 Joined Feb 2002 Posts 894 EE 100% (7) OK, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:56:10 PM EST Better have armor over both exit and entry 😂

CTM1 Joined Sep 2005 Posts 65327 EE 100% (99) USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 7:56:44 PM EST Only an idiot or someone with FU money (also an idiot) would pay that for a pair of shorts.

Biscuit42 Member Joined Aug 2013 Posts 15848 EE 100% (26) WI, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:02:14 PM EST Thanks OP. I had to buy 2 to qualify for the free shipping. GD costing me money again
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hodgescl Joined Nov 2008 Posts 3165 EE 100% (1) VA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:06:41 PM EST

TrickyVic Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 4701 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:08:45 PM EST [Last Edit: 1/13/2021 8:11:28 PM EST by TrickyVic] Quote History Originally Posted By SPEWEY: Should the words "combat" and "shorts" be used in the same sentence? View Quote Ask the Rhodesian military. I hear each was a man among men. Seriously effective badasses. @SPEWEY ETA: Beat by the OP and he included pics. Good on ya OP!
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HALFNATTYGAINZ Some guy. Joined Dec 2014 Posts 5988 EE 100% (57) PA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:09:15 PM EST Camo in combat makes you blend in. Camo in civi life makes you stand out......in the wrong way.
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BASE Member Joined Feb 2009 Posts 4587 EE 100% (1) MO, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:09:54 PM EST I found a pair of full length crye pants the other day. I wonder if they are worth $700...

RHR_12 Member Joined Jan 2015 Posts 3617 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:11:12 PM EST The only combat shorts with integrated kneepads

MACARIO556 Joined May 2017 Posts 2021 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:13:34 PM EST 5 pairs ordered. Thank you. Plus once you add more than four to your cart it gives you an automatic 25% discount

JDennis

Member

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Posts 7254
EE 100% (1)

IA, USA

Posted: 1/13/2021 8:17:24 PM EST

[Last Edit: 1/13/2021 8:22:01 PM EST by JDennis]

I will stick with my $20.00 cargo shorts.......

Never failed me.

I still have a couple pairs from the 90's. They have lasted through college, hiking in the Rocky's, Hiking the Appalachian Trail, Hiking in the Jungle in Honduras and Belize, Walking a weekend in San Francisco

, and other numerous excursions. Never had a issue with "Mobility"

barnbwt I'm enjoying this WAY too much! Joined Apr 2018 Posts 43011 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:20:25 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By ATLDiver: Each time you take a stride your dick get sucked??? Maybe I’m interested.... View Quote By gun-bros, yes.

barnbwt I'm enjoying this WAY too much! Joined Apr 2018 Posts 43012 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:23:09 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By RHR_12: The only combat shorts with integrated kneepads View Quote Half kneepads (for half & half's, I presume)

defenderhome Member Joined Sep 2005 Posts 4463 EE 100% (29) NC, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:24:01 PM EST They aren’t short enough for that kind of cash

deschutes541 =][= Joined Jul 2015 Posts 4297 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:32:05 PM EST Do they come in 48s? I need something for the booniemoo
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RJeff21

Rattle Can Mafia

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Posted: 1/13/2021 8:33:47 PM EST

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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
What in tactitardation is this witchcraft?

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Originally Posted By odiedodi:

Each cargo pocket conceals water bottle/magazine stabilizer

magazine stabilizer

What in tactitardation is this witchcraft?

A piece of elastic that holds the item you shove in it tight against your leg.

MATTINFAIRBORN Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 3865 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:34:40 PM EST They only go up to waist size 46 so too small for most here.

ATLDiver Joined Sep 2006 Posts 30365 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:34:55 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By barnbwt: By gun-bros, yes. View Quote Ehhhhh, sorta want? Maybe....

Hydra-shokz INFIDEL Joined Mar 2006 Posts 11536 EE 100% (97) PA, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:36:39 PM EST Attached File

gardenWeasel Member Joined Feb 2001 Posts 8083 EE 0% (0) CT, USA	Posted: 1/13/2021 8:36:43 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By ecreps: What do they do better than normal shorts? View Quote Maybe they come with a coupon for a box of ammo.
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