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Posted: 7/13/2020 11:30:56 PM EDT
I cut a dead tree down in my yard, and sometime in the last two weeks this burrow appeared.  Opening is a bit larger than a football.

Link Posted: 7/13/2020 11:32:38 PM EDT
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Armadillo
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My friends in TN call them battle possums
Link Posted: 7/13/2020 11:55:07 PM EDT
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Should I trap it, or build a sniper's hide and wait for it with my NVG and my suppressed .22?
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:31:25 AM EDT
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Could be a whistle pig.
Ground hog
Woodchuck
Marmot
Whatever you call it in your neck of the woods.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:45:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:46:42 AM EDT
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Very large snake.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:49:33 AM EDT
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Tuxedo tundra turkey. Lure out with fish and stuff playboy magazines in the hole to keep them away.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:55:48 AM EDT
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Badger keep away mean and tough.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:00:22 AM EDT
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Gopher tortoise. Protected species. I believe even their burrows are protected
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 7:54:05 AM EDT
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Just remember what’s in a hole ain’t always what dug it.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 7:58:15 AM EDT
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Groundhog.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:00:47 AM EDT
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Gopher tortoise. Is the burrow flat bottomed & curved top? If it's mostly round then dillo.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:00:54 AM EDT
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Chupacabra.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:06:47 AM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:06:52 AM EDT
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People have been known to mix up a couple of bags of red mix cement and pour it down the hole. Some even stuff a road flare down the hole.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:14:34 AM EDT
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That is very obviously the constructed habitat of the Lesser Floridian Toenail Marmot.
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This.


Please find a time machine, turn it back to 1982, and tell 10 year old me about this and that yellow jackets often commandeer ground squirrel holes.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:18:42 AM EDT
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Swamp Dillo. The most rare of all the Larue bred Dillos.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:21:44 AM EDT
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100% Dillo.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:22:35 AM EDT
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Gopher turtle. Flat bottom burrow with rounded top
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 8:24:48 AM EDT
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Here in Michigan that would be a groundhog, slight chance it is a badger. Down there is serial killer-land? Who fucking knows?
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Here in Michigan that would be a groundhog, slight chance it is a badger. Down there is serial killer-land? Who fucking knows?
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Hes in Florida, probably  a cottonmouth
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Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:19:35 PM EDT
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If I was still in WI that would have been my first guess - except that it's too small.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:20:47 PM EDT
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I had no idea a gopher tortoise could move that much dirt.  But seeing pics on the internet I think it might be exactly this.  The borrow is flat with a round top.

Pretty cool.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:26:23 PM EDT
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Put your hand in it.

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Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:28:44 PM EDT
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I had no idea a gopher tortoise could move that much dirt.  But seeing pics on the internet I think it might be exactly this.  The borrow is flat with a round top.

Pretty cool.
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Gopher tortoise. Is the burrow flat bottomed & curved top? If it's mostly round then dillo.

I had no idea a gopher tortoise could move that much dirt.  But seeing pics on the internet I think it might be exactly this.  The borrow is flat with a round top.

Pretty cool.

In this post, I learn that sometimes, even when GD is shit posting, sometimes they say real things.

I had no idea that a gopher tortoise was a real thing.  I seriously thought it was just one of those made up animals that our scout masters sent us out in the woods to look for while they drank beer by the campfire.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:31:54 PM EDT
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Her tank top?  No problem!
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In this post, I learn that sometimes, even when GD is shit posting, sometimes they say real things.

I had no idea that a gopher tortoise was a real thing.  I seriously thought it was just one of those made up animals that our scout masters sent us out in the woods to look for while they drank beer by the campfire.
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Like a jackalope!
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Snare over/around opening.  Then drop 'dillo into a bucket of water.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 12:46:05 PM EDT
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You’re not originally from here, are you?

It’s a gopher tortoise. Leave it alone, they’re good to have around.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:05:57 PM EDT
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They're pretty rare, and you don't find them in the city much.

I'm livin' in the big woods now, Del.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:09:35 PM EDT
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As mentioned it looks like a gopher tortoise burrow. Other animals also like to live in them, like rattlesnakes.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:14:02 PM EDT
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Definately Florida Man.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:15:26 PM EDT
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Her tank top?  No problem!
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LOL
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:17:04 PM EDT
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I think that burrow belongs to Joe.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:18:44 PM EDT
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Yes, the unique shape gives it away.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:22:11 PM EDT
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lol...Ummm. Ok then.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:23:37 PM EDT
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You have Canadians.

Throw a toque near the hole and they will have a natural urge to steal it and will runn  offt with it.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:27:40 PM EDT
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Phaggott!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:30:36 PM EDT
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Who is Joe?
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:31:03 PM EDT
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Wait, WUT?  Yeah, she's got muscular arms, but that side boob!  
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:36:22 PM EDT
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They are listed and protected as a threatened species in FL. They weren't when I was a kid and they were commonly eaten. People would go "gopher hookin'" You'd take a long aluminum rod 15 feet long, about 3/8" in diameter with a 1"
hook bent on the end and run it down the burrow and feel for the gopher then try to hook it by the shell and drag it out. I can remember seeing a fellow that had about a dozen in the bed of his truck that he had hooked that day. They lay their eggs this time of year and burrows are more commonly seen.

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Yeah with that shape probably a gopher tortoise.  Best to leave it to do its thing and make more tortoises.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:43:45 PM EDT
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Uhh, that’s a dude
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:45:04 PM EDT
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I does look like one, but I'm willing to bet Possum on the half shell being that it is located under the wood pile.  Wood piles are excellent food sources for armadillos.
Link Posted: 7/14/2020 1:46:49 PM EDT
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Gopher Tortoise.
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Well shit.

I did hit on a gorgeous woman in Sloppy Joe's in Key West back around 1982.  'She' went to the bathroom and the kind bartender informed me that 'she' was a 'he.'

I said, "No way!"
He said "Way."

When he came back to the bar I said "See you later, dude."  Not as in "I'll see you later."  Oh, never mind...
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Uhh, that's a dude
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Uhh, that's a dude
Leave him alone, his feet are so fucked up looking he has probably never seen a woman.
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