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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:20:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:20:58 PM EDT
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Get the fuck off of my obstacle!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:21:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Not with your hand, with my hand.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:21:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get the fuck off of my obstacle! YOU WILL NOT LUAGH! YOU WILL NOT CRY! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:22:28 PM EDT
[#5]
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
RIP to the great RLE |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:23:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Best movie ever.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:24:18 PM EDT
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Did your parents have any children that lived?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:24:32 PM EDT
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Inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It’s a hardball world, son. We’ve just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:25:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Pics of sis?
More seriously, what flick? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:25:13 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not with your hand, with my hand. Numbnuts! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:25:22 PM EDT
[#11]
You owe me one jelly doughnut
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:25:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Well, is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:26:06 PM EDT
[#13]
I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:26:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of sis? More seriously, what flick? 20 year vet, and doesn't know the answer to that question... 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:29:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? WHO SAID THAT?! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:29:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I was just reading this thread and thinking that some of Gunny Hartman’s schtick could get a little.... weird... with LP. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:30:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 20 year vet, and doesn't know the answer to that question... I missed a lot of flicks b/c I was too busy working and didn't go out. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:30:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You owe me one jelly doughnut They're paying for it you eat it! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:31:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Pyle you had better seriously unfuck yourself...
I don’t care if you’re a blank, blank, blank... you are all equally worthless to me. Private snowball... do you like that name... Lawarence... like Lawrence of Arabia, are you royalty Who is the slimy twinkle toed faggot that just signed his own damn death warrant. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:32:19 PM EDT
[#20]
How do you kill women and children?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:32:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:32:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you kill women and children? Easy... you don’t lead them as much |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:34:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:35:06 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was just reading this thread and thinking that some of Gunny Hartman’s schtick could get a little.... weird... with LP. DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... what? "After a while" DANMIT PRIVITE PRINCESS IF YOU DONT MAKE THESE NEXT 3 LAPS AROUND THE COURT I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLED IN THE LOCKERROOM! WHAT KIND OF JAPANESE WORSHIPING FAGGOTRY IS THIS PRIVETE PRINCESS?! holy Jesus, what is that,, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! PRIVITE PRINCESS AWNSER ME! SIR A BAD DRAGON DILDO SIR A WHAT?! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:35:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:36:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... wha? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was just reading this thread and thinking that some of Gunny Hartman’s schtick could get a little.... weird... with LP. DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... wha? 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:36:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!? WHO'S THE LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE... THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!??!?!??" |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:37:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:37:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Jesus Pyle, your ass looks like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:38:13 PM EDT
[#30]
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:41:04 PM EDT
[#31]
Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:41:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Lets do the whole fuckin village
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:43:49 PM EDT
[#33]
We don't serve fried chicken and watermelon in the mess hall private snowball.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:44:57 PM EDT
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I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:45:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:46:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:49:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!
I’m going to cut your balls off so you can’t contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, even if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:49:10 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... what? "After a while" DANMIT PRIVITE PRINCESS IF YOU DONT MAKE THESE NEXT 3 LAPS AROUND THE COURT I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLED IN THE LOCKERROOM! WHAT KIND OF JAPANESE WORSHIPING FAGGOTRY IS THIS PRIVETE PRINCESS?! holy Jesus, what is that,, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! PRIVITE PRINCESS AWNSER ME! SIR A BAD DRAGON DILDO SIR A WHAT?! At least you seem to be the type of guy that gives reacharounds.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:52:14 PM EDT
[#39]
Why did you join my beloved corps?
Sir, to repair KIA armored vehicles, sir! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:53:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of sis? More seriously, what flick? Choke yourself! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:53:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  And now I know. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:54:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of sis? More seriously, what flick? Choke yourself |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:54:27 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... what? "After a while" DANMIT PRIVITE PRINCESS IF YOU DONT MAKE THESE NEXT 3 LAPS AROUND THE COURT I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLED IN THE LOCKERROOM! WHAT KIND OF JAPANESE WORSHIPING FAGGOTRY IS THIS PRIVETE PRINCESS?! holy Jesus, what is that,, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! PRIVITE PRINCESS AWNSER ME! SIR A BAD DRAGON DILDO SIR A WHAT?! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was just reading this thread and thinking that some of Gunny Hartman’s schtick could get a little.... weird... with LP. DO YOU SUCK DICK?! SIR YES SIR! ... what? "After a while" DANMIT PRIVITE PRINCESS IF YOU DONT MAKE THESE NEXT 3 LAPS AROUND THE COURT I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL BE BLINDFOLED IN THE LOCKERROOM! WHAT KIND OF JAPANESE WORSHIPING FAGGOTRY IS THIS PRIVETE PRINCESS?! holy Jesus, what is that,, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! PRIVITE PRINCESS AWNSER ME! SIR A BAD DRAGON DILDO SIR A WHAT?! Bro 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:55:00 PM EDT
[#44]
Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 8:58:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At least you seem to be the type of guy that gives reacharounds. PRIVITE PRINCESS ARE YOU A TOP OR A BOTTOM?! SIR A BOTTOM SIR NOT EVEN A LITTLE SWITCHAROO WITH THE RIGHT ONE? SIR NO SIR well at least I don't have to worry about the rest of the units asses, BUT ILL HAVE TO WORRY DOUBLE ABOUT YOURS! danm i can do this all day |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:05:59 PM EDT
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5'9" I didn't know they stacked shit that high
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:11:14 PM EDT
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This is the thread ARF needs.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:11:44 PM EDT
[#48]
They're paying for it, you eat it!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:14:35 PM EDT
[#49]
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 9:19:16 PM EDT
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