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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 3:59:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: Use_the_2nd]
Currently, my wife vacuum sealed it and it’s in the freezer
for everyone asking how it happened I’ll explain once the whole L&I investigation is wrapped up. Figure that the smartest thing to do  Attached File Attached FileMy wife’s handy work   Attached FileNow with dick-finger  Attached File |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 3:59:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: Lexustech48]
[#1]
Definitely gotta put it in her butt.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:00:22 PM EST
[#2]
formaldehyde is the classic choice
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MT, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:01:32 PM EST
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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:01:36 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By psychotr: formaldehyde is the classic choice Is it available for purchase though? |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:02:01 PM EST
[#5]
Just the tip?
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:02:38 PM EST
[#6]
Put it in a pickle jar
That’s what I saw Homer do once |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:03:03 PM EST
[#7]
Ice.
And a micro-surgeon. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:03:43 PM EST
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OK, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:04:38 PM EST
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Put it in a bottle of tequila. Just like they do with those worms.
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WY, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:05:25 PM EST
[#10]
Does the wife have a sewing kit?
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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:07:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: Use_the_2nd]
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By X-CaptHook: Ice. And a micro-surgeon. Going in now to have the last 2mm of tip-bone removed. The won’t let me keep what they’ll remove. Fortunately i was at work and my coworkers and friends were able to grab what was left behind and get it to me |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:07:35 PM EST
[#12]
Vacuum sealed? We planning on sous vide? That's gonna be an epic dinner thread.
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NS, CAN
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:08:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: LoneCoyoteHunter]
[#13]
Sew it back on and then rub some dirt on it
 P.S. POST PICS 
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MT, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:09:09 PM EST
[#14]
You should dehydrate it and put in drinks when you have company come over.
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NC, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:09:32 PM EST
[#15]
Jar of formaldehyde.
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USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:09:43 PM EST
[#16]
Call a Mohel as they know a thing or two about nipped tips.
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:14:03 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Silverbulletz06: Just the tip? And only for a second. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:14:45 PM EST
[#18]
 The Jerky Boys - Firecracker Mishap |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:15:32 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Is it available for purchase though? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Originally Posted By psychotr: formaldehyde is the classic choice Is it available for purchase though? So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:15:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: Canoeguy]
[#20]
Who posts a thread like this without pics?
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:16:02 PM EST
[#21]
hells yeah brother! make sure to collect on your AD&D policy
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:16:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Goosemaster: You should dehydrate it and put in drinks when you have company come over. You know about the toe? |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:16:55 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: Originally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Originally Posted By psychotr: formaldehyde is the classic choice Is it available for purchase though? So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. they were able to just sew my left pinky back on after I cut it off by hitting it with a hammer.
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:17:34 PM EST
[#24]
Well this isn't a thread you see everyday...
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MT, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:17:47 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: You know about the toe? Yes I do. Never been there though. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:19:29 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Goosemaster: Yes I do. Never been there though. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Goosemaster: Originally Posted By fish223: You know about the toe? Yes I do. Never been there though. Me neither, but if I am ever in Yukon, I will definitely check it out. |
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IN, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:19:37 PM EST
[#27]
Soak it In Cider!!!
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:20:16 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. Lol i love this place. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:21:40 PM EST
[#29]
This place is fuckin' slippin'.....
Soak it incider. You're welcome 
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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:22:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Canoeguy: Who posts a thread like this without pics? Membership expired and can’t remember my Imgur login |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:24:10 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By X-CaptHook: Ice. And a micro-surgeon. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:24:17 PM EST
[#32]
Hurry and get to the Veterinarian
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NJ, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:25:20 PM EST
[#33]
pics or it didnt happen
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AK, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:26:43 PM EST
[#34]
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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NE, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:39:42 PM EST
[#35]
I took 1/3 of my thumb off with a table saw. Put it epoxy and it now hangs from the light above the table saw as a little reminder to not be an idiot.
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:51:03 PM EST
[#36]
Lucite Embedment kit
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CA, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:54:55 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Going in now to have the last 2mm of tip-bone removed. The won’t let me keep what they’ll remove. Fortunately i was at work and my coworkers and friends were able to grab what was left behind and get it to me Work. Oh boy. Now tbe safety guy gets to educate everyone why he's gota job. It's hot out, dont forget to drink water 
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:55:08 PM EST
[#38]
I would have quickly super-glued it back on
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:57:57 PM EST
[#39]
Get them to sew it on at the root of your dick as a bean flicker
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Posted: 11/16/2023 4:59:09 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Silverbulletz06: Just the tip? |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 5:02:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Skydivesnake: Get them to sew it on at the root of your dick as a bean flicker  Attached File |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 5:57:38 PM EST
[#42]
I lost the end of my left ring finger in a dirt bike accident in 2012. Some idiot hit my clutch handle and pinched it off between the clutch handle and the bars. Pulled my glove off and the end was still in there lol. Interesting sensation. I did see the bone severed clean.
I kept it in a glass baby food bottle full of rubbing alcohol on top of the fridge for many years. Then 2018 ish it got knocked over during a birthday party, making a mess and freaking some people out. Threw it away after that lol. Fun times. |
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KS, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:08:57 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: Originally Posted By Use_the_2nd: Originally Posted By psychotr: formaldehyde is the classic choice Is it available for purchase though? So to make sure I understand, you had a traumatic partial amputation of a finger, the surgeons cannot re-attach it, you have the part, and you want to preserve it as a souvenir? If this is correct, you need formalin, not formaldehyde, and I can send you a small pre-filled pathology bottle to pop it into. Alternatively, I would recommend a dehydrator on a low temp for a couple of days. Love having SMEs here. Entertaining and helpful. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:11:17 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lexustech48: Definitely gotta put it in her butt. My god, this may be one of the best FPNI in a long time. Especially since they aren’t going to reattach it. |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:14:01 PM EST
[#45]
User Name Fits ???
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:14:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: Me neither, but if I am ever in Yukon, I will definitely check it out. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fish223: Originally Posted By Goosemaster: Originally Posted By fish223: You know about the toe? Yes I do. Never been there though. Me neither, but if I am ever in Yukon, I will definitely check it out. Dude, if you want a toe, I can get you a toe. |
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USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:15:56 PM EST
[#47]
Jar of formaldehyde works too
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TX, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:16:19 PM EST
[#48]
Holy shit I needed this thread. FPNI as usual.
Sorry about the digit OP. You shall now be known as 9 and 2/3rds from hereafter. |
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:19:43 PM EST
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IN, USA
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Posted: 11/16/2023 6:20:32 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lexustech48: Definitely gotta put it in her butt. This is why I come here! 
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