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Posted: 3/21/2019 12:19:36 AM EDT
Google your birthday and Florida man and see what comes up.
This is mine, FL man tries to steal ice cream truck.


Post your results
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:27:54 AM EDT
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I don't do Goggle.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:29:02 AM EDT
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Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:30:35 AM EDT
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Florida man wired $200,000 to Bulgarian 'cam girl' before killing family, deputies say
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:31:42 AM EDT
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Bing then... less virtue signaling and more funny Florida man exploits.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:33:56 AM EDT
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Florida man wired $200,000 to Bulgarian 'cam girl' before killing family, deputies say
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That was an unfortunate ending.
I need to see this cam girl before levying judgement though.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:34:44 AM EDT
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That was an unfortunate ending.
I need to see this cam girl before levying judgement though.
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Lets not get this locked already
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:35:38 AM EDT
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Is this another one of those data mining schemes?
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:36:04 AM EDT
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Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:36:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:36:18 AM EDT
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Florida man reunites with pet cat that ran away 14 years ago
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:38:47 AM EDT
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Not using your birth year. Just the month and day...
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:44:17 AM EDT
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"Thrown pancake batter leads to battery charges for Florida man"

Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:45:22 AM EDT
[#13]
Yeah, I got nothing. No dumb FL man on my birthday. Suck it!
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:52:14 AM EDT
[#14]
I probably shouldn't make fun of Florida Man, since my grandmother was given a delayed date to report to prison so she could be there for my birth.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:54:34 AM EDT
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Before robbing a bank Thursday morning, a Florida man prepped for the heist by searching Google for instructions on “how to rob a bank,” police report.

Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:57:54 AM EDT
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Florida man captures record 18-foot Burmese python, the largest in the state.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:59:03 AM EDT
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Before robbing a bank Thursday morning, a Florida man prepped for the heist by searching Google for instructions on "how to rob a bank," police report.

http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/williamjohnsonfla17.jpg
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Fake news
It wasn't "Rob a bank"
It was "Rogaine"

Poor bastard.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 12:59:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:00:47 AM EDT
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Florida man, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:01:05 AM EDT
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Missing zoo animals found in Florida man's apartment
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:04:34 AM EDT
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Florida man who had sex with dolphin says it seduced him.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:04:40 AM EDT
[#22]
Oh damn.

"Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration."
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:05:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Haven't seen this before..

A man detained in 'security incident' at Orlando International Airport causes massive panic
Orlando Police say a 37-year-old unarmed man was arrested after attempting to enter the west TSA checkpoint
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"One woman said he had a knife, a gun and a hand grenade," said Jill Reeves
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But Orlando Police later confirmed there was no gun and any claims of an active shooter were false.
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See what happens when scarred little sheep incite a panic?

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2019/02/16/a-man-detained-in-security-incident-at-orlando-international-airport-causes-massive-panic
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:14:20 AM EDT
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He’s lucky to be alive
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Florida man is lucky to be alive, and he has his love of hot sauce to thank.

Just seconds after the man eating inside a Winter Haven Taco Bell got up to get some hot sauce Sunday, an SUV came careening through the restaurant.

Had the unidentified man not gotten up to grab the spicy sauce, he would have been run over by the vehicle as his seat was in its direct path.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:23:14 AM EDT
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Florida man arrested for putting semen in coworkers water.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:25:50 AM EDT
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Florida man captures 17ft record setting python



Just another Monday in Florida no?
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:36:28 AM EDT
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Here we go

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Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:42:58 AM EDT
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Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:44:46 AM EDT
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Why is this state so fucked up? I know we joke about it all the time but I’m genuinely curious as to why so much crazy shit appears to happen there.

Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:45:28 AM EDT
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I baked a turkey in my George Foreman grill.
What of it? It was moist and delicious!
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 1:58:11 AM EDT
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Florida man accidentally kills roommate, dog while committing suicide.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:06:03 AM EDT
[#33]
They don't have any for my birthday but the day before and the day after are:

'Time traveling' Florida man crashes car into building.

Florida man arrested after punching ATM for 'giving him too much money'.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:07:22 AM EDT
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Googling the story we post the title to would be giving our birthday so I say yes.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:20:18 AM EDT
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Florida man arrested for trying to sell stolen batman comic collection valued at 1.4 million.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:26:19 AM EDT
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Florida Man's Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail: Report
A Jacksonville man reportedly shot himself in the penis Friday morning. While the injury was accidental, he may face criminal charges.

The Jacksonville incident reportedly occurred in the early morning hours June 30 when Cedrick Jelks, 38, accidentally sat on a gun that was in the driver’s seat of his car, News4Jax reported. The gun fired, striking him in the penis.

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Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:32:23 AM EDT
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My first result is "A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder, police say"

but my favorite on the first page is "Florida man gets head-butted by alligator"
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:34:19 AM EDT
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Googling the story we post the title to would be giving our birthday so I say yes.
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Is this another one of those data mining schemes?
Googling the story we post the title to would be giving our birthday so I say yes.
Don't use your birth year or name and you're fine. Some of you guys are paranoid as fuck.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:35:15 AM EDT
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Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest

Lol
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 2:48:35 AM EDT
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Florida man arrested for biting girlfriend's toddlers out of frustration .....wtf...
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 3:19:11 AM EDT
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Florida man convicted of killing 4 with machete.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 4:00:28 AM EDT
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Police: Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife



https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-florida-man-rigged-door-attempt-to-electrocute-pregnant-wife/
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 5:30:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:27:19 AM EDT
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Deputy: Florida man hid drugs under ‘stomach fat’
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:28:29 AM EDT
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Can’t. PERSEC.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:28:42 AM EDT
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Florida Man Disguised as Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes

Kinda makes me proud. Florida Man did not disappoint.
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:33:45 AM EDT
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Fla man takes pet monkey to steal car
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:35:24 AM EDT
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Many reports...
Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge.
Florida man accused of ignoring crossing arm, colliding with train.
Naked Florida Man Tries Fighting in Chick-Fil-A Parking Lot.

Busy guy....
Link Posted: 3/21/2019 6:37:07 AM EDT
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Fl man breaks into car occupied by Sherriff Response Team
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