

Posted: 1/24/2023 11:17:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: greyninja]
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Bitches be crazy.
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Happened to me once
They had a penis Told them no thanks |
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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@midcap
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“A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams.” -- Tsunetomo Yamamoto
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Fetchez la vache!
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I’m young-ish, tall, good hair and find myself on the receiving end of a lot of cougar-age flirting. Oh and black women. No idea why but black women seem to love me haha
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Women have a huge falsely inflated sense of self worth because of social media. There's this guy on YouTube, odins men, and he destroys these dumb bitches. It's become pretty entertaining. He also makes fun of Dylan Mullvany (days of girlhood fag on tiktok) and other troons. Good wholesome funny
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I just tell them no thank you and turn back to my drink, or continue watching the game on the big screen.
No need to be rude. |
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All 10's remember?
If she really is a 10, watch your Rolex. |
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She'd be a lot better looking if her friends said "lose the stenciled eyebrows and the pointy black shit outside your eyes, and get rid of the booger hole metal, like whatevs, as if, ermagherd."
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I'm pink, therefore, I'm Spam.®
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Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave: She'd be a lot better looking if her friends said "lose the stenciled eyebrows and the pointy black shit outside your eyes, and get rid of the booger hole metal, like whatevs, as if, ermagherd." ![]() View Quote Kinda overlooking the elephant in the room, aren’t we? ![]() |
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I don’t want to live in a world where fat chicks all the sudden think they are hot.
I miss the old days where fatties were so low on self esteem they would give you a blowjob and think that you were the one doing them a favor by letting them. |
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Originally Posted By FlyNavy75: I don't want to live in a world where fat chicks all the sudden think they are hot. I miss the old days where fatties were so low on self esteem they would give you a blowjob and think that you were the one doing them a favor by letting them. View Quote ![]() |
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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Most women in my town are below my league, that’s why they are approaching me.
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Honestly it happens to me all the time. Weird thing is they always want me to pay. Oh well, hoes gotta eat too.
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Originally Posted By greyninja: like waaaaaay below. ![]() ![]() https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/199158/dir8fkf6_jpg-2684481.JPG View Quote Is this part of the "all women are 10's" thing that CarmelByTheSea was telling me about? ![]() ![]() |
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Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi |
Since I started working at the age of 18, exactly 4 females have flirted with me.
1 of them was of legal age, and she was not my wife. |
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Embrace the axe
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"I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick, and your fat friend pushin'!"
That was an epic night...... |
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Fat girls need love too. They just want to eat first.
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Originally Posted By Pair_of_ACES: I’m young-ish, tall, good hair and find myself on the receiving end of a lot of cougar-age flirting. Oh and black women. No idea why but black women seem to love me haha View Quote Black women love my hair when I let it grow out. It gets all wavy and curly. I always got stopped at community college "OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!" Yeah, groups of them! Girls in general like to put their fingers in my waves. Like she has a finger groove grip on my head while I'm.....well, you know. ![]() |
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Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi |
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Thanks headstoner!Thanks geegee!Thanks sjuhockey10! Thanks drok556!Avatar courtesy of Dash_ISpy
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More to the point, do I get hit on? I have no idea. Im a fucking retard.
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Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi |
Used to work at a bar in college. About 15 minutes before last call the fat chicks would stroll in and snap up any stray drunk guys and take them home.
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Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them!
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Originally Posted By Pair_of_ACES: I’m young-ish, tall, good hair and find myself on the receiving end of a lot of cougar-age flirting. Oh and black women. No idea why but black women seem to love me haha View Quote Same here. I signed up for tinder on a whim one day to see what I'd get. Didn't put anything in the bio or any of that shit, one pic and daily I was getting daily likes from black chicks and oddly enough, Asians.. and I'm not black. Mostly fat chicks and black ones. No idea why so many of them had jungle fever |
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I missed out on a lot of ass because I just couldn't do the blowfish.
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Eitek1: ANTIFA just destroys, hurts, silences and harms. The people they hate are better than they will ever be.
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"if she looks like a Florida ditch pig, there's only one place she belongs...............she belong to the streets!"
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Talking to women is gay.
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Originally Posted By FlyNavy75: I don't want to live in a world where fat chicks all the sudden think they are hot. I miss the old days where fatties were so low on self esteem they would give you a blowjob and think that you were the one doing them a favor by letting them. View Quote |
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Thank you nothingness, Thank you clarity, Thank you, Thank you silence
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I have to admit, after having faced rejection many times as a young man, I get a sick pleasure in shooting down women who approach me.
Now that I am older, wealthier, and generally more desirable I can afford to do that. Just like the young women who wouldn't give me the time of day when I was young and poor. |
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I usually hit it once or twice while working on the next girlfriend. They feel good about themselves, I get a nut off, everyone wins.
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Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: More to the point, do I get hit on? I have no idea. Im a fucking retard. View Quote Last time I think I MAY have been hit on was at the gym. I would go really early to run on the treadmills for a while. One time I got there and the place was completely empty, so I went to one of the ones furthest from the door, plugged in my headphones and started running. A while later a woman that I used to see there on occasion came in and headed to the treadmill next to mine, even though every single one, in both rows, was empty. In true Arfcom fashion I thought "What the fuck is her problem? Why doesn't she use one of the other ones?" and ignored her. ![]() |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty. |
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Seriously, a tractor dealer from Possum Trot, KY has to explain this to you, a lawyer? - JPL
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Has happened and I used to just ignore them when I was younger but now I try to be nice without showing any interest. I’ve had a couple women above my league approach me but it’s like a 1:100 ratio of plain or ugly younger women under 40 or slightly above average looking to unattractive women from 40 to 60 who aggressively hit on me to the hot women in the 24-34 age group - much less lately though since turning 50 the % of interested hotties is decreasing. I kinda don’t notice the ugly or plain women so they have to be especially aggressive or do something to get me to even realize they’re trying to get my attention. Not to be a dick but I just don’t care so I tune them out
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Deckard “nobody wants to know the truth, nobody” Cobra Kai Johnny Lawrence “she’s hot and all those other things” Tucker Carlson 1/10/2018 “I used to be a liberatarian until Google”https://mobile.twitter.com/Henry_Gunn
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Not unless they're trying to sell something.
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Originally Posted By BenjaminDover: Women have a huge falsely inflated sense of self worth because of social media. There's this guy on YouTube, odins men, and he destroys these dumb bitches. It's become pretty entertaining. He also makes fun of Dylan Mullvany (days of girlhood fag on tiktok) and other troons. Good wholesome funny View Quote |
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Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case of the Greeks and Romans and must be that of every free state. -T Jefferson
https://everycitizenasoldier.blogspot.com/ |
Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: More to the point, do I get hit on? I have no idea. Im a fucking retard. View Quote if they are obvious enough that I notice the flirting I know ![]() |
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Originally Posted By BenjaminDover: Women have a huge falsely inflated sense of self worth because of social media. There's this guy on YouTube, odins men, and he destroys these dumb bitches. It's become pretty entertaining. He also makes fun of Dylan Mullvany (days of girlhood fag on tiktok) and other troons. Good wholesome funny View Quote |
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happycynic:
I prefer the Valhalla method myself. Take the risk, but if you get falsely accused die in a glorious shootout and then dine in Valhalla. |
"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."
The Possum Lodge Pledge |
She spent 2 hours doing her make up, in her head that makes her hot.
Also just an excuse to show a picture of her and that was the best she could come up with. |
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You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.
Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way. |
Ain't nobody out of my league.
If you have that attitude it's amazing what you can do. Been hit on by older women, homely women and some that were definitely neither of those. I'll never forget after some mid 40s lady hit on me and I realized it driving off with a coworker, I asked him if the older types go for me cause they think I'm on their level, he said definitely. ![]() Anyone getting hit on should appreciate what they have, never getting hit on would probably be a bit sad. |
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I have a dream that one day we will be judged by the content of our posts and not the size of our post count or the year we joined.
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